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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep
This is true, you do 
Soz, you shouldn’t have pissed on my shoes then
They were your wellies and I was trying to fill them up  "
Oh yes, I remember, my feet were cold, you’re so considerate |
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In the days of the Soviet Union two guys went into the toilets in Red Square.
One a powerful Commissar the other a lowly peasant.
While they were stood having a piss the peasant looked at the Commissar and said "isn't it wonderful here in Communist Russia. Here am I a lowly peasant and you a powerful Commissar We both have a nice fur coat and we both have a nice fur hat.
The commissar looked down with a scowl but the peasant continued.
"The one think I don't understand is that when I piss it splashes everywhere but for you it doesn't".
The commissar looked down with another scowl and said. "It's because I'm pissing on your coat you fuckin peasant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.
But I like looking "
It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.
But I like looking
It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all "
Tell mr Mystique then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.
But I like looking
It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all
Tell mr Mystique then "
Is he looking at my D again? He's allowed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.
But I like looking
It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all
Tell mr Mystique then
Is he looking at my D again? He's allowed "
I can see your winky  |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
I'm not even there to piss. I just stand there and wait for men to piss. I like to predict how clear or yellow their urine will be. Sometimes I play a different game and try to guess how long their pubes are before they unzip. Not blowing my own trumpet but I've gotten pretty good at it these days let me tell ya. |
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"I'm not even there to piss. I just stand there and wait for men to piss. I like to predict how clear or yellow their urine will be. Sometimes I play a different game and try to guess how long their pubes are before they unzip. Not blowing my own trumpet but I've gotten pretty good at it these days let me tell ya. "
I personally like to tell them that their missus is a lucky girl. Even if I don’t think she is, it’s a lovely little confidence boost for the fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't want to pee in the men's toilets if they all stink like the ones in town do.
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Men’s toilets do stink! Always have! Women’s never smell like that |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Women's version:
Do you peek under/over the toilet door to catch a glimpse of snatch?
Sounds creepy when you put it that way for some reason  "
I bet women are in there chatting, sharing each other's make-up and touching each other up in the marble roman bath, all covered in baby oil. |
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"I wouldn't want to pee in the men's toilets if they all stink like the ones in town do.
Men’s toilets do stink! Always have! Women’s never smell like that "
when I worked for a facility’s management company some of the lady’s toilets where equally as disgusting as the men’s you’d be amazed what state some lady’s would leave them in and what you’d find  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women's version:
Do you peek under/over the toilet door to catch a glimpse of snatch?
Sounds creepy when you put it that way for some reason "
No cause you all go in about threes to watch each other piss you bunch of weirdo’s |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"I'm not even there to piss. I just stand there and wait for men to piss. I like to predict how clear or yellow their urine will be. Sometimes I play a different game and try to guess how long their pubes are before they unzip. Not blowing my own trumpet but I've gotten pretty good at it these days let me tell ya.
I personally like to tell them that their missus is a lucky girl. Even if I don’t think she is, it’s a lovely little confidence boost for the fella"
I do. I often ask for a selfie too if it's a beast of a specimen. I've built up quite a collection over the years. |
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One of my jobs whilst working for a facility’s management company was that we had to lower the toilet cubicle partitions to the floor and also put bigger privacy screens between urinals to stop peeping toms kill joys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No it's in the guys handbook not to look.the question is have you ever caught anyone peeking?"
Yes a friend of mine who was pissed in a pub many years ago...
"Thats a nice one Ash" he said. He followed it up with...
"Mines only small but its a mad bastard!!"
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A white guy has his girlfriends name tattooed on his dick, Wendy. Goes into a public loo & stands there having a piss. A black guy walks in to the next stall & lobs out his dick too. The white guy can't resist a quick glance over & to his surprise sees the same tattoo on the black guys dick. My god he says, what a coincidence, is your girlfriend called Wendy too? Nah mate comes they reply. When mine gets hard, it says "welcome to Barbados, have a nice day" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A white guy has his girlfriends name tattooed on his dick, Wendy. Goes into a public loo & stands there having a piss. A black guy walks in to the next stall & lobs out his dick too. The white guy can't resist a quick glance over & to his surprise sees the same tattoo on the black guys dick. My god he says, what a coincidence, is your girlfriend called Wendy too? Nah mate comes they reply. When mine gets hard, it says "welcome to Barbados, have a nice day" "
. That’s a Jim Davidson joke. I remember that from years ago! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can think of few things less appealing than gents' lavies. How cottaging is a thing is beyond me. But each to their own, as long as no one is getting hurt.
Richard Prior: two guys, bragging about their cocks are in adjacent cubicles, pop their cocks out.
"Waters cold!"
"Yeah, it's deep too!" |
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