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Someone's nicked by wheelie bin..wtf
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I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens! |
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"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"
Sounds almost like going into a dark room   |
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"They're quite useful for disposing of bodies so I expect someone's borrowed it for that. They'll probably bring it back once they've finished with it."
I'll be using it for the same thing if I catch them  |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"What rubbish goes in your black one? 
Anything that can't be recycled or composted"
It's amazing how the bin uses are so different from one region to the next - we can't use black bags for that! |
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"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"
I’m no grass but I think you need to speak to Granny Crumpet |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"What rubbish goes in your black one?
Anything that can't be recycled or composted
It's amazing how the bin uses are so different from one region to the next - we can't use black bags for that!"
I have grey for waste, brown for recycling and green for garden waste. Glass has to go in the grey bin.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our food one goes missing from time to time.
I have a sign on it now that says:
"Please return me to no 12.
My daddy black bin and mummy blue bin get upset if I disappear  " |
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"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!
I’m no grass but I think you need to speak to Granny Crumpet "
I'm not asking her..you accuse her for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which colour?
The black bag one
You'll never see it in the dark! 
Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through "
Erect will help you. He is always putting his bins out in the dark. He might eat lots of carrots to aid vision. |
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"Which colour?
The black bag one
You'll never see it in the dark!
Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through
One word; headtorch!"
That's 2 words
I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Years ago I and a few friends relocated a load of wheelie bins onto one person's front garden so that when they opened their curtains they would have seen some weird kind of wheelie bin convention occurring in their front garden. The trick was for 2 people to lift them so they made no noise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which colour?
The black bag one
You'll never see it in the dark!
Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through
One word; headtorch!
That's 2 words
I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!"
It's definitely one as i googled it
You can have my one if you want it? I can't get it on with the big dick on my forehead. |
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"Which colour?
The black bag one
You'll never see it in the dark!
Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through
One word; headtorch!
That's 2 words
I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!
It's definitely one as i googled it
You can have my one if you want it? I can't get it on with the big dick on my forehead."
I googled it as well
Aww Pat it's not that big ..I bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which colour?
The black bag one
You'll never see it in the dark!
Hmmmm I don't think I've thought this through
One word; headtorch!
That's 2 words
I can just see me now head torch on, peering over gardens...this is not going to end well!
It's definitely one as i googled it
You can have my one if you want it? I can't get it on with the big dick on my forehead.
I googled it as well
Aww Pat it's not that big ..I bet "
It's big enough to get in the way, thank you very much!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"
Best forum post ever posted |
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"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"
it happens
More than you know, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone set fire to mine once.
It sat there all melted like the Wicked Witch of the West
With the screaming too?
That'll be me a screaming witch when I find out who nicked it "
Bring your broomstick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone stole our recycling bags and boxes last week...we have to pay for new ones from the council...mum was fuming about it...think shes going to make me go on a stake out every time they go out now to make sure they dont go missing again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had thought my son had brought the bin round after the bin collection.
I've just gone to use it and it's GONE!
WTF..who would take a wheelie bin!
I'm going out after dark to check the neighbours gardens!"
Its probably the same person that stole my sponge,bucket,and car shampoo off the driveway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.
I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night
As I said ignore this waffle x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.
I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night
As I said ignore this waffle x "
It was a perfectly reasonable conclusion to irrationally jump to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.
I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night
As I said ignore this waffle x
It was a perfectly reasonable conclusion to irrationally jump to. "
For the standard redneck |
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"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.
I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night
As I said ignore this waffle x "
This makes my story look tame x |
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It could have gone into the lorry. As a student I had a job that basically involved getting shouted at by people insisting their bin must have gone in the lorry. I was sent a list by the lorry guys of streets where a bin had gone in (if they bothered to note it) and if it wasn’t on the list they had to pay for a new bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.
I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night
As I said ignore this waffle x
This makes my story look tame x"
But also makes us nutters look saine |
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"Totally nothing to do with this so ignore this waffle.
I watched a documentary about alien abduction.A guy in America put his bins out at 12am he went back indoors and he had lost a hour.So he started shaking and crying and called the police as he knew he had been abducted.That was until the sheriff came to his house to calm the hysterical man down and explain to him that the clocks had gone forward a hour that night
As I said ignore this waffle x
This makes my story look tame x
But also makes us nutters look saine "
There is that |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Once my cousin got burgled. We checked the cctv and the thief was loading up the bin with stolen items and wheeling it down the road. Case closed. We'll they didn't catch him but at least we know where the bins go... |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Happened to us a couple of weeks ago!
We had to pay £35for a replacement being as it was a black bin
Utter twats whoever took it! "
Oh we got a shiny new one for free as ours had split (frost I think not overloading with rubbish lol) that’s a bit of a cheeky charging you |
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"Happened to us a couple of weeks ago!
We had to pay £35for a replacement being as it was a black bin
Utter twats whoever took it!
Oh we got a shiny new one for free as ours had split (frost I think not overloading with rubbish lol) that’s a bit of a cheeky charging you "
It’s £65 here. They used to knock it down to £50 if you had a crime number. I think that got scrapped because the police pointed out they didn’t need people calling about bloody bins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope there wasn't any sensitive info in there like bank letters, bill payments etc?
Damn, you did burn those pictures you took of me in that sexy Nuns outfit aye..? |
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