You have a hangover and there are more texts on your phone than you’ve ever had before. Your Facebook has you tagged into a video ...and your best mate has been trying to contact you all morning.

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

You are caught with your pants round your ankles next to the photocopier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm more worried when i'm not

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

When you hear,,

What Did You Say,,,,,

Its always followed by Ohh Shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your candles on your cake set off the fire alarm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone you don't know messages to tell you to change your status

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey there Mardy Bum...

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

Worse when it is talking about the person you sent it to

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

You stay at the pub to have "one for the road"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’ve sent a text to the wrong person

Worse when it is talking about the person you sent it to

I’ve done a few times and never good

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

You know you are in trouble when.....

"Someone calls you by your whole name "

Absolutely this.

Thankfully very few know my full name.

You know you are in trouble when.....

Things start happening in slow motion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know you are in trouble when sorry isn't enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm never in trouble

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

The Police are knocking on your door

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

You know you're in trouble when the silence is deafening

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It comes off in your hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The doctors can’t bring themselves to look at it

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Your laptop screen goes black!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Your laptop screen goes black!

Or... the blue screen of death appears

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Your laptop screen goes black!

Or... the blue screen of death appears"

That’s even worse! Even IT can’t resolve that one

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By *ark RumMan over a year ago

Bucks

"You can’t undo the zipper

You're in trouble when you undo the zipper

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By *not123Couple over a year ago

sp1

When I get a goodnight text that just says Good night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It itches the morning after

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