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How much toast is too much toast?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I havent had toast since July! Someone once recommended buttering BOTH sides! Try it. If you like toast you will love this. My .oast three thick (inch thick) slices is enough just xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I havent had toast since July! Someone once recommended buttering BOTH sides! Try it. If you like toast you will love this. My .oast three thick (inch thick) slices is enough just xx"
Or as Nigella did, double butter same side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days. "
Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.
Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands? "
Both, I’m an Equal opportunist high fiver, I will even high five granary bread and a gluten free loaf. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.
Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands?
Both, I’m an Equal opportunist high fiver, I will even high five granary bread and a gluten free loaf. "
I would imagine sourdough creates the most sturdy hands to high five. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second slice and debating a third.
This was meant to be a pre-breakfast breakfast to keep my strength up
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I don't think there is such a thing as too much toast. What is your spread of choice though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cut the bread into hand shapes so when it pops up I can high five the toast, it’s the nearest I get to some kind of human contact these days.
Do you create dainty hand shapes with normal bread or do you have a massive loaf to make manly hands?
Both, I’m an Equal opportunist high fiver, I will even high five granary bread and a gluten free loaf. "
I would cut the gluten free bread into a face shape so I could slap it when it pops up - it's just an insult to toast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toast is like cheese chocolate and sex. You can never have enough.
Would you like a munch on my baguette?  "
Hahaha. Why did that make me laugh so much  . Great chat up line  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Toast is like cheese chocolate and sex. You can never have enough.
Would you like a munch on my baguette?
Hahaha. Why did that make me laugh so much . Great chat up line "
I better write that down then, before i forget it.  |
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Blimey if you dare wave a single slice of bread where I work you nearky get burned at the stake. The no carb, keto brigade look aghast if you dare to say you had toast for breakfast. It's like saying you ate a hampster |
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"I havent had toast since July! Someone once recommended buttering BOTH sides! Try it. If you like toast you will love this. My .oast three thick (inch thick) slices is enough just xx"
What kind of crazy sh*t is that!
I've got to try it, cardiac arrest be damned |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blimey if you dare wave a single slice of bread where I work you nearky get burned at the stake. The no carb, keto brigade look aghast if you dare to say you had toast for breakfast. It's like saying you ate a hampster "
Not eating carbs is torture!
I would rather be fat than give up bread, pasta and potatoes - just no! |
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"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.
Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt
8???  "
I'm a growing lad, that's my excuse anyway! |
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"Blimey if you dare wave a single slice of bread where I work you nearky get burned at the stake. The no carb, keto brigade look aghast if you dare to say you had toast for breakfast. It's like saying you ate a hampster
Not eating carbs is torture!
I would rather be fat than give up bread, pasta and potatoes - just no!"
I'm glad it's not just me
T x |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.
Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt
8???
I'm a growing lad, that's my excuse anyway! "
Don't you get bored after 4 slices? |
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Three slices is nowhere near too much.
There are very few things as magical as the transformation of bread to toast. It's the caterpillar to butterfly of the culinary world... and every topping is a different world of wonder, from plain butter, to chilli sauce sprinkled cheese on toast, to marmite, to any number of jams. It might be the best thing in the world. |
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"If I'm having beans n toast for tea I'll have a full tin of beans and 8 slices of toast.
Yes I'm a cat funt..... No, I have no idea why I am said cat funt
8???
I'm a growing lad, that's my excuse anyway!
Don't you get bored after 4 slices?"
No to be fair, 8 slices of toast is a good ratio to 1 tin of beans as long as you're using the toast as your "spoon" if you're being posh and using a knife and fork then 4 slices is adequate lol. |
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"I'm on my second slice and debating a third.
This was meant to be a pre-breakfast breakfast to keep my strength up
I don't think there is such a thing as too much toast. What is your spread of choice though?"
Salted butter all the way  |
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