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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

The protocol in such circumstances is to have a wank then delete your profile.

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?"

Wait a while, see if he messages again.

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Hide your profile go in ninja mode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just delete her message then block her then leave fab then move away then come back then open a new account as a woman then don’t reply to the thousands of messages from tit blind men then breathe!!!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice. "

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Berating her for not meeting seems popular

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Wait a while, see if he messages again. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The protocol in such circumstances is to have a wank then delete your profile. "

Right, wank's done. Do I now have to make a thread about me leaving but never actually leave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Wait a while, see if he messages again. "

They're now offering money to suck my cock, seems like a great deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just delete her message then block her then leave fab then move away then come back then open a new account as a woman then don’t reply to the thousands of messages from tit blind men then breathe!!!!!

T"

I don't know... that sounds exhausting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice. "

Will do. Do status changes count towards the eleventy billion too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Berating her for not meeting seems popular "

Oh, good idea. I'll start a separate thread about how all women currently on Fab who aren't meeting are total time wasters

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By *lay 4 uMan  over a year ago

bolton

Brilliant .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Update your status moaning about her, and then post eleventy billion threads asking advice.

Will do. Do status changes count towards the eleventy billion too?"

No! They must be extra

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

I’d just message her back lol.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Some guys get all the luck. Pfffffft.

.

I've not even had any nasty messages this morning.

No-one else has blocked me either (as far as i know).

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By *rhugesMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Has no one heard of sarcasm lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Wait a while, see if he messages again. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She's clearly rude OP - replying to your message

Delete your profile immediately

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Report and block her. She’s obviously a him pretending to be a her pretending to not want bi guys but really bi.

I’ve confused myself there.

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By * AND R 777Couple  over a year ago

Teesside

You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Wait a while, see if he messages again.

"

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By *aekaeWoman  over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Wait a while, see if he messages again.

"

You too.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Send her puppy pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some guys get all the luck. Pfffffft.

.

I've not even had any nasty messages this morning.

No-one else has blocked me either (as far as i know). "

It's been a few hours, how about now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"She's clearly rude OP - replying to your message

Delete your profile immediately "

I've tried but I can't figure out for the life of me how to delete her profile from Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Report and block her. She’s obviously a him pretending to be a her pretending to not want bi guys but really bi.

I’ve confused myself there. "

Ah of course! Maybe I'll check if they have a FabGuys profile too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you "

Of course! It's so obvious... what do I do when I inevitably can't prove that said FB is real though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Send her puppy pics "

It has been a while...

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By *razytimesinloveCouple  over a year ago

SW Scotland


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?"

Block her and move on, no explanation needed

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By * AND R 777Couple  over a year ago

Teesside


"You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you

Of course! It's so obvious... what do I do when I inevitably can't prove that said FB is real though..."

You should say you cannot meet cos you got ran over by a van, yes we where really told that once

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?"

I would have thought that the obvious was to ask if she's fancies some "cock" this afternoon ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know when they reply they want that vitamin D! The thirst trap has done its job, make her work for the shot of protein now

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By *razzyhorseMan  over a year ago

cambridge

Busy taking notes .... Just in case

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Send her puppy pics

It has been a while... "

Thank you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?"

Tell her it was your girlfriend who usually deals with the messages and she'll be in touch to arrange the time and place ......

Then sent some open flange pics and an unsheathed cock in your arse one..... ( lockdown dated ) sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You should say you have a realy nice fb that can come on the meet with you

Of course! It's so obvious... what do I do when I inevitably can't prove that said FB is real though...

You should say you cannot meet cos you got ran over by a van, yes we where really told that once "

Because of course my first thought after being hit by a van would be to text my meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

I would have thought that the obvious was to ask if she's fancies some "cock" this afternoon ..."

But why is cock in inverted commas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know when they reply they want that vitamin D! The thirst trap has done its job, make her work for the shot of protein now "

I'll even bring my own shake weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Send her puppy pics

It has been a while...

Thank you "

For you, always

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Tell her it was your girlfriend who usually deals with the messages and she'll be in touch to arrange the time and place ......

Then sent some open flange pics and an unsheathed cock in your arse one..... ( lockdown dated ) sorted."

We can always count on for for excellent advice as ever Granny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off "

Do I *have* to take my socks off? Surely she won't see them anyway through my extra thick HazMat suit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off

Do I *have* to take my socks off? Surely she won't see them anyway through my extra thick HazMat suit? "

The HazMat suit is both for safety and kink-quotient. Wearing socks in the bedroom is just

Get 'em off

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off

Do I *have* to take my socks off? Surely she won't see them anyway through my extra thick HazMat suit? "

On my way to my first swinging experience ( a club ) I asked my then husband if there was any rules I should follow , any dos or don't if you will .

His reply was : whatever you do , don't let anyone fuck your with socks on !

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I saw a woman whose profile I really liked, I was everything she was looking for. I even sent a well worded, polite copy and paste message and attached tasteful dick pics from Google.

Guess what, she only went and replied to me They just get deleted usually, now I don't know what to do.

Any help, please?

Wait a while, see if he messages again. "

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

tell her you like her... honesty helps in these situations

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Duh, you should obviously arrange a meeting immediately. Covid secure, obviously, so full coverage latex, including hood, should do the trick. Don't forget to take your socks off

Do I *have* to take my socks off? Surely she won't see them anyway through my extra thick HazMat suit?

On my way to my first swinging experience ( a club ) I asked my then husband if there was any rules I should follow , any dos or don't if you will .

His reply was : whatever you do , don't let anyone fuck your with socks on !

"

Now I suppose that is a good rule to live by

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go get her

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"tell her you like her... honesty helps in these situations "

I think you're well fit Something like that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Noooooo don’t say fit or call her hun. Women don’t like that kind of thing. Just be your self and just ask if she like to talk ect and then say oh by the way ur pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Noooooo don’t say fit or call her hun. Women don’t like that kind of thing. Just be your self and just ask if she like to talk ect and then say oh by the way ur pretty "

Be myself but only say what I think women want to hear. Got it

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