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"Not sure what to write here other than your post made me laugh. Thank you. Some of you ladies are so funny. It's such a good quality to have. Mrs" Without my humour and shoes, I have nothing | |||
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"Ahh ffffsssss Does it have to be coconut oil????? " Yo, this is me, it ain't gonna be fucking virgin oil is it!  | |||
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"Ha ha very funny post I would like to fill out a application forum My qualifications is I am meant to be really good at back massages And I promise not to steal you knickers lol " I know what you're like Nat, I'll leave a gusset slug in my undercrackers as an extra de-thievery precaution | |||
"Ha ha very funny post I would like to fill out a application forum My qualifications is I am meant to be really good at back massages And I promise not to steal you knickers lol I know what you're like Nat, I'll leave a gusset slug in my undercrackers as an extra de-thievery precaution " Ha ha lol | |||
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"I’ll fetch the turps from the shed" What a fucking liberty! And mighty good plan. Can't be too careful, bring a nose peg too. | |||
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"I’ll fetch the turps from the shed What a fucking liberty! And mighty good plan. Can't be too careful, bring a nose bag too." Jeez, nose bag! It’s a big job if I need a packed lunch. How fucking bigs your arse got in lockdown?? | |||
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"I would like to apply for this job I have my own uniform of hot pants, fishnet vest and fur trimmed marigolds I’ll also make you toast after And a 15min head massage. " Any chance of toast and a head massage? | |||
"I would like to apply for this job I have my own uniform of hot pants, fishnet vest and fur trimmed marigolds I’ll also make you toast after And a 15min head massage. " Oh my.. Will you also scratch my back and make me replicate a sealion? I think I got a damp gusset. | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh "Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall  | |||
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"I’ll fetch the turps from the shed What a fucking liberty! And mighty good plan. Can't be too careful, bring a nose bag too. Jeez, nose bag! It’s a big job if I need a packed lunch. How fucking bigs your arse got in lockdown??" Well these darkened days have fuck all to do with it being winter put it that way. | |||
"I have an annoying tuft of hair on my gooch. So if I scratch your back you can attend to mine if that’s ok? You just need to get right up there please. " Gaffa tape alright? | |||
"Not got coconut oil will Malibu do "Hmmm, so long as there's also pineapple and flowers. | |||
"I have coconut smelling sun cream will that do?" You trying to remind me of my last holiday? 2003... ahhh the good old days. | |||
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"I have an annoying tuft of hair on my gooch. So if I scratch your back you can attend to mine if that’s ok? You just need to get right up there please. Gaffa tape alright?" Ah a connoisseur I see before me. | |||
"I’ll fetch the turps from the shed What a fucking liberty! And mighty good plan. Can't be too careful, bring a nose bag too. Jeez, nose bag! It’s a big job if I need a packed lunch. How fucking bigs your arse got in lockdown?? Well these darkened days have fuck all to do with it being winter put it that way. " Short stuff...forget the shower. I’d gladly lick your sweaty crack clean, wrap you up in a warm blanket then make you a luxurious pot noodle. | |||
"Ahh ffffsssss Does it have to be coconut oil????? Yo, this is me, it ain't gonna be fucking virgin oil is it! "no true, what about tea tree or something like that, or home made oils with a hi t of Ginger  | |||
"Would you like to borrow my sexy new young man to help out?" It's fine. I have Samuel as my slave boy now. | |||
"I have an annoying tuft of hair on my gooch. So if I scratch your back you can attend to mine if that’s ok? You just need to get right up there please. Gaffa tape alright? Ah a connoisseur I see before me. " You know it babe! | |||
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"I’ll fetch the turps from the shed What a fucking liberty! And mighty good plan. Can't be too careful, bring a nose bag too. Jeez, nose bag! It’s a big job if I need a packed lunch. How fucking bigs your arse got in lockdown?? Well these darkened days have fuck all to do with it being winter put it that way. Short stuff...forget the shower. I’d gladly lick your sweaty crack clean, wrap you up in a warm blanket then make you a luxurious pot noodle." I think my clitorati just got tasered. | |||
"Ahh ffffsssss Does it have to be coconut oil????? Yo, this is me, it ain't gonna be fucking virgin oil is it! no true, what about tea tree or something like that, or home made oils with a hi t of Ginger "Tea tree?! I ain't got cunting fleas   | |||
"Would you like to borrow my sexy new young man to help out? It's fine. I have Samuel as my slave boy now." Well I was expecting a feistier response than that!! | |||
"Well I have felt pretty shitty for a bit and Sophie the darling ran my bath and plonked me in it earlier, then washed my back. I can lend her to you if you like? Bath running skills 8/10 Back washing 10/10 "Can't knock 10/10 back washing skillage. Radox me up! | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup "mmmm fingers flirting on your sexy curves with all the coconut oil. Very inviting. | |||
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"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
mmmm fingers flirting on your sexy curves with all the coconut oil. Very inviting. "Oh I wouldn't be able to feel your fingers. You've seen the gloves up to the shoulder when a farmer births a calf right? | |||
"Fuck sake...we're mates and all and you know I'd do fucking anything for you....but I'm making like Meatloaf right now!! " | |||
"Not sure what to write here other than your post made me laugh. Thank you. Some of you ladies are so funny. It's such a good quality to have. Mrs Without my humour and shoes, I have nothing " Nah. You have hair. Really cool hair | |||
"Not sure what to write here other than your post made me laugh. Thank you. Some of you ladies are so funny. It's such a good quality to have. Mrs Without my humour and shoes, I have nothing Nah. You have hair. Really cool hair "Really heavy when wet hair. I also need a Barnet carrier | |||
learn something every day | |||
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"I’ve got a toilet brush to use as a crack washer. How picky are you about it being clean? "I was thinking more along the line of a hay bale. Don't wanna lose the toilet brush | |||
"Did not know they had showers in Tooting learn something every day "Meteor ones | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup "I hereby apply for the position advertised! | |||
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"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised! "Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy? There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head | |||
"I’ve got a toilet brush to use as a crack washer. How picky are you about it being clean?
I was thinking more along the line of a hay bale. Don't wanna lose the toilet brush "I’m on it! The local drive through car wash is closing down so they’ve got some of those massive blue bristle spinning things for sale. What do you think - go big or go home?  | |||
"I can offer a bag o' chips and a porn star martini and that's my final offer." Oooooooooo, keep the chips as a tip. | |||
"I’ve got a toilet brush to use as a crack washer. How picky are you about it being clean?
I was thinking more along the line of a hay bale. Don't wanna lose the toilet brush
I’m on it!
The local drive through car wash is closing down so they’ve got some of those massive blue bristle spinning things for sale. What do you think - go big or go home? "Just the job them! | |||
"I can offer a bag o' chips and a porn star martini and that's my final offer. Oooooooooo, keep the chips as a tip." Bargain | |||
"I can offer a bag o' chips and a porn star martini and that's my final offer. Oooooooooo, keep the chips as a tip. Bargain" We're talking a pitcher rather than a glass tho yeah? | |||
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"I’ve got a toilet brush to use as a crack washer. How picky are you about it being clean?
I was thinking more along the line of a hay bale. Don't wanna lose the toilet brush
I’m on it!
The local drive through car wash is closing down so they’ve got some of those massive blue bristle spinning things for sale. What do you think - go big or go home?
Just the job them!"Cool, I’ll bring a cotton bud to do your arse | |||
"I can offer a bag o' chips and a porn star martini and that's my final offer. Oooooooooo, keep the chips as a tip. Bargain We're talking a pitcher rather than a glass tho yeah?" No point making just one. What do you take me for. If you're gonna get wet you may as well go swimming. | |||
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"Lady you do make me laugh a lot sometimes! " ohhhhh go on then, I'll let you talc my toosh | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall "Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it | |||
"I’ve got a toilet brush to use as a crack washer. How picky are you about it being clean?
I was thinking more along the line of a hay bale. Don't wanna lose the toilet brush
I’m on it!
The local drive through car wash is closing down so they’ve got some of those massive blue bristle spinning things for sale. What do you think - go big or go home?
Just the job them!
Cool, I’ll bring a cotton bud to do your arse " | |||
"I can offer a bag o' chips and a porn star martini and that's my final offer. Oooooooooo, keep the chips as a tip. Bargain We're talking a pitcher rather than a glass tho yeah? No point making just one. What do you take me for. If you're gonna get wet you may as well go swimming. "I'll even leave the armbands in the shed. | |||
"Oooooft what a dream job that would be "Normal people say nightmare. That means you're not right in the noggin. Welcome aboard the crazy train. Choo fucking chooooooooo  | |||
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"Lady you do make me laugh a lot sometimes!
ohhhhh go on then, I'll let you talc my toosh "With a fluffy puff pad? | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it "My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room. | |||
"Are you all soft and tucked up now? All this talk of coconut oil I've had to have a bounty bar....at 11.15pm....want a bit? (You cunt) "Nah, I've been too busy doing my own bloody admin. Gonna be midnight before I get steamy! I'll share it cheers cunt  | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room. "I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me | |||
"Lady you do make me laugh a lot sometimes!
ohhhhh go on then, I'll let you talc my toosh
With a fluffy puff pad? "Yes yes yes make my arse look like a geisha girl | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me " fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head "I can acquire all the aforementioned items | |||
"Oooooft what a dream job that would be
Normal people say nightmare. That means you're not right in the noggin.
Welcome aboard the crazy train. Choo fucking chooooooooo "Choo fucking chooooooo indeed  All aboard the crazy train | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead "
You want a new kitchen now 
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head
I can acquire all the aforementioned items"Excellent, there's also now a crazy train, geisha girl, cotton bud, big blue car wash brush, half eaten bounty, pitcher of pornstar martini, outdoor sex room and a new kitchen. | |||
"Oooooft what a dream job that would be
Normal people say nightmare. That means you're not right in the noggin.
Welcome aboard the crazy train. Choo fucking chooooooooo
Choo fucking chooooooo indeed All aboard the crazy train "Kapow, get off at Mingeville. It's the stop before Pile Street. Bring yer damn boots too, I wanna end up in A&E my first fuck back after being practically monogamous for 2 years and heart broken for 1. | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx"Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that. Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving "Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays. | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays. "Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays.
Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting "I get in close and concentrate on that then. | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays.
Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting
I get in close and concentrate on that then. "Purrrrrfect | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays.
Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting
I get in close and concentrate on that then.
Purrrrrfect "Mmmm. Love it when she purrrrs. You must teach me how to. I’m still untouched. | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays.
Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting
I get in close and concentrate on that then.
Purrrrrfect
Mmmm. Love it when she purrrrs. You must teach me how to. I’m still untouched. "Oh Rach, I try to roll my rrrrrrs. My chuff is more of a growl than a purr. I'm not sure if it's angry, hungry or letting off a warning in all honesty. | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays.
Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting
I get in close and concentrate on that then.
Purrrrrfect
Mmmm. Love it when she purrrrs. You must teach me how to. I’m still untouched.
Oh Rach, I try to roll my rrrrrrs. My chuff is more of a growl than a purr. I'm not sure if it's angry, hungry or letting off a warning in all honesty."You’d have to be gentle with me. I’m delivery mileage  | |||
"I’ll join you in the shower if you’re up for it. I’m pretty sure we’ll have a right laugh
Damn straight. I got a gran rail and everything. Did have 2 but yanked one off during coitus and had to replace the wall
Ah. Well, as you know, if we break anything I can fix it
My shed fell down and blew away. How bizarre of it, I'm sure it heard me talking about turning it into an outdoor sex room.
I’m sorry. I’m out. Sheds are beneath me
fine, I'll bust my kitchen instead
You want a new kitchen now
This all started with mutual washterbation. Xx
Mutual washterbation. That's fucking cracking that.
Being as I like you you can just help me hang a few doors. They're still off after my carpet being laid. I think they need shaving
Can I pluck them? I’m big into plucking nowadays.
Pluck what ya like. Could be an ingrower right next to my balloon knot that needs extracting
I get in close and concentrate on that then.
Purrrrrfect
Mmmm. Love it when she purrrrs. You must teach me how to. I’m still untouched.
Oh Rach, I try to roll my rrrrrrs. My chuff is more of a growl than a purr. I'm not sure if it's angry, hungry or letting off a warning in all honesty.
You’d have to be gentle with me. I’m delivery mileage "Gentle. I can do gentle. I CAN do gentle. Just giving myself a pep talk. Softly softly ..... | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head
I can acquire all the aforementioned items
Excellent, there's also now a crazy train, geisha girl, cotton bud, big blue car wash brush, half eaten bounty, pitcher of pornstar martini, outdoor sex room and a new kitchen."Consider it done! I might have to "borrow" a couple of the itemsa though LOL | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head
I can acquire all the aforementioned items
Excellent, there's also now a crazy train, geisha girl, cotton bud, big blue car wash brush, half eaten bounty, pitcher of pornstar martini, outdoor sex room and a new kitchen.
Consider it done!
I might have to "borrow" a couple of the itemsa though LOL"I think that sounds highly likely | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head
I can acquire all the aforementioned items
Excellent, there's also now a crazy train, geisha girl, cotton bud, big blue car wash brush, half eaten bounty, pitcher of pornstar martini, outdoor sex room and a new kitchen.
Consider it done!
I might have to "borrow" a couple of the itemsa though LOL
I think that sounds highly likely "Almost 100%, but I can allow that to detere me hahaha | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head
I can acquire all the aforementioned items
Excellent, there's also now a crazy train, geisha girl, cotton bud, big blue car wash brush, half eaten bounty, pitcher of pornstar martini, outdoor sex room and a new kitchen.
Consider it done!
I might have to "borrow" a couple of the itemsa though LOL
I think that sounds highly likely
Almost 100%, but I can allow that to detere me hahaha"Exactly, it's only a little bit of theft. I mean, who's gonna miss a big blur car wash brush?! | |||
"I'm gonna to have a shower. I do do that cleaning thing on my body, it's just my mouth that needs washing out with soap. Fuck knows why people get that impression. Bunch o' cunts. Anywhooooo, I'm all regal.... and lazy, so I'm taking applications for a back and crack washer, not forgetting the important task of rubbing me all over with coconut oil afterwards. Hit me up buttercup
I hereby apply for the position advertised!
Do you have a cowboy hat, nose bag, malibu, flowers, pineapple, hay bale, gaffa tape, meatloaf album, toast, radox, flea spray, Barnet carrier and a cuddly toy?
There may be more but that's all I could remember off the top of my head
I can acquire all the aforementioned items
Excellent, there's also now a crazy train, geisha girl, cotton bud, big blue car wash brush, half eaten bounty, pitcher of pornstar martini, outdoor sex room and a new kitchen.
Consider it done!
I might have to "borrow" a couple of the itemsa though LOL
I think that sounds highly likely
Almost 100%, but I can allow that to detere me hahaha
Exactly, it's only a little bit of theft. I mean, who's gonna miss a big blur car wash brush?! "Exactly! I'll buy them a new one, if it means that much to them | |||
"Not sure what to write here other than your post made me laugh. Thank you. Some of you ladies are so funny. It's such a good quality to have. Mrs Without my humour and shoes, I have nothing " Well .... the shoes, yes .... | |||
"Not sure what to write here other than your post made me laugh. Thank you. Some of you ladies are so funny. It's such a good quality to have. Mrs Without my humour and shoes, I have nothing Well .... the shoes, yes ...." Squeeze me? Le chiq! | |||
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