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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Gents I'm curious: how do you prepare your penis for a picture?
Do you moisturise first?
Pick complimentary pants?
Scout an appropriate location?
Lighting effects?
Do erection pics require planning?
Do tell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I give him a little bit of a pep talk, try and quell any insecurities he might be feeling and then dip him in a large whiskey just to put some colour into his cheeks.
Go get um tiger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give him a little bit of a pep talk, try and quell any insecurities he might be feeling and then dip him in a large whiskey just to put some colour into his cheeks.
Go get um tiger!"
Does it matter what whisky? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give him a little bit of a pep talk, try and quell any insecurities he might be feeling and then dip him in a large whiskey just to put some colour into his cheeks.
Go get um tiger!
Does it matter what whisky?"
Best results with bells. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is really making me laugh.
Love it.
Mrs "
Some very good responses so far.
I will appreciate a well taken penis picture now as i know the lengths guys go through to take them  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well I can only speak for myself but I seem have “pretty cock days” and “ugly cock days”. I’m not sure why.... I try to take photos on “pretty cock days” "
You succeed |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Step 1
Log on here
Step 2
find a fem or Fems that rock your boat.
Step 3
View her/their pics.
Step 4, drop kaks snap pic
Thats about it really.   "
You make it sound so simple and yet sexy |
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"Step 1
Log on here
Step 2
find a fem or Fems that rock your boat.
Step 3
View her/their pics.
Step 4, drop kaks snap pic
Thats about it really.
You make it sound so simple and yet sexy "
ahh I try,,
Sometimes |
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Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)
Outfits?
Mood lighting?
Backgrounds?
Erect?
Soft?
Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects |
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"Oh and grab the sky remote....
Or the lynx can or pint glass pint glass
Yup I've had some sent where theyve got inside a pint glass to show off the 'length and girth' "
Would a shot glass be as sexy? |
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Step 1 - wake up and decide is it (a) pretty cock day or (b) ugly cock day. If (b) go back to bed and wake up the next day hoping for better
Step 2 - motivation, okay, why do I want to do this, for fabs? To show my sensitive side? To add to my catalogue of “my knob through the ages”
Step 3 - extras. Is it just going to be Master Philip of Downtrouser Abbey or is there a scenario that involves waist, legs, torso or chest
Steps 4, 5, 6 and 7, rub Master Philip like he is gonna give you a wish whilst setting 10 second timer on phone pushing button and try to arrange said angle with Master Philip standing to attention whilst sucking tummy in (rinse and repeat until you get this right)
Step 8 weep a little at how proud Master Philip looks a little like sad Ringo Starr
Step 9 - throw six filters on photo and upload. |
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"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)
Outfits?
Mood lighting?
Backgrounds?
Erect?
Soft?
Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects"
Lack of cheese is always a good start.
Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.
All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do " |
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If they're a System of a Down fan I bet they....
Wake up
(Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
(Hide the scars to fade away the...)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable |
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"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)
Outfits?
Mood lighting?
Backgrounds?
Erect?
Soft?
Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects
Lack of cheese is always a good start.
Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.
All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do ""
When you say part of a bigger picture do you mean like a where’s Wally style have a look for it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step 1 - wake up and decide is it (a) pretty cock day or (b) ugly cock day. If (b) go back to bed and wake up the next day hoping for better
Step 2 - motivation, okay, why do I want to do this, for fabs? To show my sensitive side? To add to my catalogue of “my knob through the ages”
Step 3 - extras. Is it just going to be Master Philip of Downtrouser Abbey or is there a scenario that involves waist, legs, torso or chest
Steps 4, 5, 6 and 7, rub Master Philip like he is gonna give you a wish whilst setting 10 second timer on phone pushing button and try to arrange said angle with Master Philip standing to attention whilst sucking tummy in (rinse and repeat until you get this right)
Step 8 weep a little at how proud Master Philip looks a little like sad Ringo Starr
Step 9 - throw six filters on photo and upload. "
Haha love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step 1 - wake up and decide is it (a) pretty cock day or (b) ugly cock day. If (b) go back to bed and wake up the next day hoping for better
Step 2 - motivation, okay, why do I want to do this, for fabs? To show my sensitive side? To add to my catalogue of “my knob through the ages”
Step 3 - extras. Is it just going to be Master Philip of Downtrouser Abbey or is there a scenario that involves waist, legs, torso or chest
Steps 4, 5, 6 and 7, rub Master Philip like he is gonna give you a wish whilst setting 10 second timer on phone pushing button and try to arrange said angle with Master Philip standing to attention whilst sucking tummy in (rinse and repeat until you get this right)
Step 8 weep a little at how proud Master Philip looks a little like sad Ringo Starr
Step 9 - throw six filters on photo and upload. "
Do you have a camera set up in my room? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look on Ebay & you can get smaller sized Sky remotes & deodorant cans
It’s all bout the props, field of view & lighting
(Please don’t really look on eBay)
(I’d be so embarrassed if this were true)
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"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)
Outfits?
Mood lighting?
Backgrounds?
Erect?
Soft?
Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects
Lack of cheese is always a good start.
Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.
All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do "
When you say part of a bigger picture do you mean like a where’s Wally style have a look for it? "
It'd never get passed the mods 
I don't want jabbing in the rye with it |
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"Can I flip this thread around and ask what you ladies would look for in a cock pic? (If you actually wanted one, not unsolicited)
Outfits?
Mood lighting?
Backgrounds?
Erect?
Soft?
Remotes/lynx/pint glasses or other inanimate objects
Lack of cheese is always a good start.
Prefer it as part of a full picture or bigger picture.
All emphasis on Mr winky just screams.. "I just can't think, fuck it, that'll do "
When you say part of a bigger picture do you mean like a where’s Wally style have a look for it?
It'd never get passed the mods
I don't want jabbing in the rye with it"
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best format is:
Lights
Cameras
Action
Sadly I got no action. However, in a certain light, my cock looks like George Clooney.
Wouldn't want to be him right now which is why keep "Bernard" tucked away  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The best format is:
Lights
Cameras
Action
Sadly I got no action. However, in a certain light, my cock looks like George Clooney.
Wouldn't want to be him right now which is why keep "Bernard" tucked away "
How many cameras? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record 
Which one of my pics is it you wank to? "
 That is a HARD question not just one |
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"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record
Which one of my pics is it you wank to?
That is a HARD question not just one "
Oooo lala I'll take on in your hat to add an extra edge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record
Which one of my pics is it you wank to?
That is a HARD question not just one
Oooo lala I'll take on in your hat to add an extra edge "
*Gasps you would wooow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents I'm curious: how do you prepare your penis for a picture?
Do you moisturise first?
Pick complimentary pants?
Scout an appropriate location?
Lighting effects?
Do erection pics require planning?
Do tell "
I always check out your pics first to ensure optimum erectile hardness |
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"Yes shower, shave, moisturise and get in the good lighting - take a look at my hotlist and press record
Which one of my pics is it you wank to?
That is a HARD question not just one
Oooo lala I'll take on in your hat to add an extra edge
*Gasps you would wooow "
I would, you'd wood. Sounds like a plan . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to have a shower first, maybe a shave, maybe a bit of a tug
And if I want it hard, I like to watch porn first, maybe have a play...
The only tricky part is remembering to put it away when I'm waiting for the passport pics to print |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some men don’t realise the benefits of good lighting/ angles, positioning etc and sell themselves short (no pun intended) or don’t particularly care, just cock out, take pic, upload! Iv been very pleasantly suprised on a few occasions where pics haven’t done them justice, I will always offer to take a pic (or 3) for them in these instances. I’m kind like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men don’t realise the benefits of good lighting/ angles, positioning etc and sell themselves short (no pun intended) or don’t particularly care, just cock out, take pic, upload! Iv been very pleasantly suprised on a few occasions where pics haven’t done them justice, I will always offer to take a pic (or 3) for them in these instances. I’m kind like that. "
Good comment x you are welcome to take pics of mines lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some men don’t realise the benefits of good lighting/ angles, positioning etc and sell themselves short (no pun intended) or don’t particularly care, just cock out, take pic, upload! Iv been very pleasantly suprised on a few occasions where pics haven’t done them justice, I will always offer to take a pic (or 3) for them in these instances. I’m kind like that.
Good comment x you are welcome to take pics of mines lol "
When I’m next up there I may just do that xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some men don’t realise the benefits of good lighting/ angles, positioning etc and sell themselves short (no pun intended) or don’t particularly care, just cock out, take pic, upload! Iv been very pleasantly suprised on a few occasions where pics haven’t done them justice, I will always offer to take a pic (or 3) for them in these instances. I’m kind like that.
Good comment x you are welcome to take pics of mines lol
When I’m next up there I may just do that xx "
Put that in writing lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grip him hard like choking a chicken. Threaten him with not seeing daylight ever again unless he rises to the occasion. Tell him his friend vag has a rubberised friend who will replace him and he will be sacked. Then watch him rise up and pose like a model for the pics i will now get my coat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines never been papped, he’s an enigma, a troubadour if you will, doesn’t conform to society’s convention’s, he operates outside of the mainstream, he wears a poncho and goes by the of Juan, he’s a mystery even to me. |
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"Gents I'm curious: how do you prepare your penis for a picture?
Do you moisturise first?
Pick complimentary pants?
Scout an appropriate location?
Lighting effects?
Do erection pics require planning?
Do tell "
This is basically my process..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive
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"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.
Ohh hot wax
Didn't think that "
Just FYI - don't use regular candles for wax play, ladies and gentlemen
You need to get specific candles which burn at a lower temperature. Wax play on cock and balls can be great fun for those who like a bit of slap and tickle, so to speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step 2 = Light the Yankee candles.
Ohh hot wax
Didn't think that
Just FYI - don't use regular candles for wax play, ladies and gentlemen
You need to get specific candles which burn at a lower temperature. Wax play on cock and balls can be great fun for those who like a bit of slap and tickle, so to speak "
It does feel rather good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pretty fella tells me when he's ready and just shouts action!
Most of my favourite pics just happen of their own accord - I'll just be laid in bed feeling sexy and think yeah let's do a pic, or an idea will spring to mind so to speak. I quite like doing individual, personal, kinda tributey without the cum pics |
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For some it involves getting comfortable with selfies in the bathroom, and checking there is enough clutter and making sure the toilet isn't too clean. Nobody wants to be put off by not having things just right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make sure I’ve finished the shit I’m having as I’m useless at multitasking
Take 300 photos from variable angles
Edit it down to 10, check which one looks biggest. Consider drawing a smiley face on it
Delete them all and decide against it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make sure I’ve finished the shit I’m having as I’m useless at multitasking
Take 300 photos from variable angles
Edit it down to 10, check which one looks biggest. Consider drawing a smiley face on it
Delete them all and decide against it "
lolzzzz |
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