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When alone, say at home or work, maybe driving perhaps?
I talk constantly to myself and make up random lyrics to song's that makes no sense and for no reason other than to alleviate boredom.
How weird I hear you ask?
Good question.
Well...
My current favourite is to replace lyrics in songs with the word's" old scissors" in the voice of Herbert the pervert of family guy fame.
And just repeat said lyrics out of time and tune with the song.
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"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask
In English or a foreign language?"
Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.
He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio. |
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"When alone, say at home or work, maybe driving perhaps?
I talk constantly to myself and make up random lyrics to song's that makes no sense and for no reason other than to alleviate boredom.
How weird I hear you ask?
Good question.
Well...
My current favourite is to replace lyrics in songs with the word's" old scissors" in the voice of Herbert the pervert of family guy fame.
And just repeat said lyrics out of time and tune with the song.
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I was going to say we sound quite similar until your last two paragraphs  . I definitely talk to myself a lot when driving, I have full on conversations in my head then hear myself speaking out loud.
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"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask
In English or a foreign language?
Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.
He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio. "
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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I make up songs/little ditties for my wife and then serenade her with them!
One was about her smelling of cheese and biscuits and another was about pissing in her shoe.
True love if you ask me! |
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"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask
In English or a foreign language?
Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.
He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.
Aww "
Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile |
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"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask
In English or a foreign language?
Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.
He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.
Aww
Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile "
Didn't even know cat's liked corn flakes or usually have crumpets for breakfast with a cup of earl grey whilst they read the broadsheets. |
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"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask
In English or a foreign language?
Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.
He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.
Aww
Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile
Didn't even know cat's liked corn flakes or usually have crumpets for breakfast with a cup of earl grey whilst they read the broadsheets."
He’s 25, I figure if he wants cornflakes, he can have cornflakes, bless. He grumbles a lot and the more I write the more I realise that I have become more than tragic. That I delight in a moth-eaten old bagpuss coming round for breakfast every morning.... I should probably make human friends.... |
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"I let a 25 year old cat into my house every morning and give him a bowl of cornflakes. To be fair he does ask
In English or a foreign language?
Neither, he does that thing that cats do where they look at you and make you talk to them, convincing you it’s your idea “do you want some cornflakes? Of course you do BooBoo”.
He only likes them when they are crunchy, not soggy, so I’ve had to figure a good milk to flake ratio.
Aww
Not even my cat..... I’ve turned into a mad cat man. It’s rather tragic really, but (stupidly) it makes me smile
Didn't even know cat's liked corn flakes or usually have crumpets for breakfast with a cup of earl grey whilst they read the broadsheets.
He’s 25, I figure if he wants cornflakes, he can have cornflakes, bless. He grumbles a lot and the more I write the more I realise that I have become more than tragic. That I delight in a moth-eaten old bagpuss coming round for breakfast every morning.... I should probably make human friends...."
Not tragic at all, feline friends are the best
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mimic stupid sounds
Sing songs to the cat, adding her name to them
Quote what people say in song alot, if something was said like "i am only halfway" you bet I am going to sing halfway to paradise
I laugh...alot...all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers ! "
That is not weird it is dangerous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers ! "
And I bet you play that game where you hit the outside lane, floor it, and see how long you dare close your eyes.
Start with 3 seconds, intense. 5 seconds sounds doable right. Wrong, It’s astonishing how long 5 seconds can feel at 70+ with your hands on the wheel. Never managed 10...
If you’re really fucked in the head, try reach 5 seconds eyes closed no hands! |
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"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !
That is not weird it is dangerous "
Get a load of this one huh??
Bet you insist on condoms
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I talk to myself out loud a lot.
Apparently, I'm a genius.
I also change lyrics to popular songs, or add my own when I don't know them.
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Try singing “everyone’s a fucking cunt” to the eastenders theme tune. It just works nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !
That is not weird it is dangerous
Get a load of this one huh??
Bet you insist on condoms
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Holy shit...how did you guess?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do a lot of motorway driving and when it’s raining I see how long I can drive for without turning on the wipers !
That is not weird it is dangerous
Get a load of this one huh??
Bet you insist on condoms
Holy shit...how did you guess?! "
My tongue was firmly in cheek  |
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"My problem is that I don't realise its random weird shit
Snap! I'm a whole day worth of them 
I firmly believe that my behaviour is absolutely normal "
In my house it is...just not outside of it unless I'm with other adhd folk...then it absolutely normal lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to sing *a lot* when I was riding my motorbike, before I got my built in speakers anyway  "
I do that on my mountain bike when no one is around and I feel exhausted, well that and try and do funny accents |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I sing-song conversations with my children.
Like instead of just asking if they want toast for breakfast I’ll sing it, like in a musical.
I’m a terrible singer and they hate it but it tickles me no end.
I also talk to myself in my head a lot. I don’t say it out loud because you never know who’s listening.
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