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If you were sent back to the Middle Ages how would you use your current knowledge to make money ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’d sell horse and cart bumper stickers, like ‘My other horse is a Shetland pony!’ or ‘How’s my riding, call 0800 Like I give a fuck!’
Probably start regional then build up a loyal customer base from there.
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I’d invent the birthday party and obscene wedding 
Make a fortune organising everyone’s parties and celebrations, might throw in product launches and corporate events too.... oo cart racing the original F1 I could invent that too
Wow the possibilities are endless |
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Can I go over the pond? Tell the native Americans that pretty soon some right bastards are going to show up in wooden whales and start ripping you off...so.... this is how you make lead shot and gunpowder |
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I'd bury a fuck load of gold and other stuff probably worthless then.
Time travel back to today and dig it up.
All be antiques and worth a shit load.
As for making money back then.
Invent the shower and soap.
And open up a ye olde Macdonald's
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'd sell insurance policies to the neighbours of King Penda of Mercia. They pay out in the case of him invading them, with a bonus pay out for any kings that he kills. I'd then vanish on my Magic Flying Carpet before I have to pay out.  |
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"I'd do "magic" and make the lame walk and the blind see (with modern medicine I'd smuggled in via my bloomers)  "
They would probably burn you as a witch !!!
Are you, a witch ( imitates a cackling witch laughter) |
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"I'd do "magic" and make the lame walk and the blind see (with modern medicine I'd smuggled in via my bloomers)
They would probably burn you as a witch !!!
Are you, a witch ( imitates a cackling witch laughter)"
*Throws voice* SHE'S A WITCH! |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
I'll probably start a career as a royal jester. Start with some lame jokes then finish with some medieval balloon making finale.. I can't make shit so they will just be cock and balls or tits. The king and queen will get offended and i'll be beheaded before sundown.. worth it lol |
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"I'd be hung for witchcraft. 
Nah, you'd burn. Come and join me, it's toasty and warm  "
Imagine their face when you pull out an ipad and show them pictures of themselves preparing said stake, lol
Mind you finding a charging point may be a tad difficult. |
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"I'd be hung for witchcraft.
Nah, you'd burn. Come and join me, it's toasty and warm
Imagine their face when you pull out an ipad and show them pictures of themselves preparing said stake, lol
Mind you finding a charging point may be a tad difficult."
Take a portable charger (solar powered probably best) |
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That’s the dark ages love. 
