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Maths... Not like i was in school
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So doing maths with the middle one.
She is doing equations and asks for some help with the 50 questions.... so i thought i would share and please feel free to have a go... I would say keep it clean but the kid didnt so why should we?
Example.....
1) J had 12 D ......(Julian has 12 dicks the child says) correct answer is Jesus had 12 Diciples..
So here goes if you’re bored
10T on your F
10Y in a D
0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is M P
There are another 46 for anyone who’s bored - why didnt we get math like this?  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"So doing maths with the middle one.
She is doing equations and asks for some help with the 50 questions.... so i thought i would share and please feel free to have a go... I would say keep it clean but the kid didnt so why should we?
Example.....
1) J had 12 D ......(Julian has 12 dicks the child says) correct answer is Jesus had 12 Diciples..
So here goes if you’re bored
10T on your F
10Y in a D
0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is M P
There are another 46 for anyone who’s bored - why didnt we get math like this? "
10 toes on your feet
10 years in a decade
0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is Match point |
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"I would prefer these to the equations we had last week 
I know we had the horrible ones last week too...at least this was a giggle! "
and open to interpretation
10 tongues on your foofoo
10 yards on a dildo
0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is multiple pleasure
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would prefer these to the equations we had last week
I know we had the horrible ones last week too...at least this was a giggle!
and open to interpretation
10 tongues on your foofoo
10 yards on a dildo
0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is multiple pleasure
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10 tongues is exactly where my head went too!!! |
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"So doing maths with the middle one.
She is doing equations and asks for some help with the 50 questions.... so i thought i would share and please feel free to have a go... I would say keep it clean but the kid didnt so why should we?
Example.....
1) J had 12 D ......(Julian has 12 dicks the child says) correct answer is Jesus had 12 Diciples..
So here goes if you’re bored
10T on your F
10Y in a D
0-0,15-0, 30-0, 40-L is M P
There are another 46 for anyone who’s bored - why didnt we get math like this? "
It's not really maths though, it's a combination of general knowledge and spotting a familiar pattern.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors  "
That bad?
she often finds errors in teachers work, she’s even asked to be homeschooled... its currently under consideration! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4T to get to the S F of the F A C
4 teams to get to the semi final of the FA Cup
OMG.... that ridiculous!!! I didnt have a clue!
Not saying it’s right but what I first saw "
It is 100% correct! |
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"Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors
That bad?
she often finds errors in teachers work, she’s even asked to be homeschooled... its currently under consideration!"
Yeah he's only 7 and he's coming to tell me the question is impossible, and he's right. I'm a bit shocked at the errors and the amount of printed out worksheets from the internet they are getting to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Swap you mines maths work, I'm having to rewrite questions as there are so many errors
That bad?
she often finds errors in teachers work, she’s even asked to be homeschooled... its currently under consideration!
Yeah he's only 7 and he's coming to tell me the question is impossible, and he's right. I'm a bit shocked at the errors and the amount of printed out worksheets from the internet they are getting to be honest. "
I can honestly say i feel your pain, i have spoken to School and they really are not interested. They have after all this time only just stated sticking to the school time tables, otherwise teachers were just uploading work randomly...resulting in one stressed out child. |
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