Kitty came up with the following analogy for Winks, Messages and Friend Requests.
You’re in a Bar (I know, how long has it been for you?)
Wink: A stranger walks past catches your eye and says ‘alright’. You may return the ‘alright’ if you fancy!
Messages: As you’re at the bar someone starts a conversation with you.
Friend Request: Stranger walks up to your table sits down with you and doesn’t say a word.
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When you walk in to the bar toilets and a random guy follows you in, holds a cubicle door open and requests a blow job? 
... I had that happen to me once.
At the time I was applying lipstick in the mirror and looked at him from the mirror and said "I wouldn't waste good lipstick on your cock"
... I suppose we could class that at block and delete 
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"When you walk in to the bar toilets and a random guy follows you in, holds a cubicle door open and requests a blow job?
... I had that happen to me once.
At the time I was applying lipstick in the mirror and looked at him from the mirror and said "I wouldn't waste good lipstick on your cock"
... I suppose we could class that at block and delete
Her x"
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"When you walk in to the bar toilets and a random guy follows you in, holds a cubicle door open and requests a blow job?
... I had that happen to me once.
At the time I was applying lipstick in the mirror and looked at him from the mirror and said "I wouldn't waste good lipstick on your cock"
... I suppose we could class that at block and delete
Her x"
The cheek on some guys
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I always loved the one where the preamble is.. you wouldn't just walk into a bar with your cock out and slam it on the table just looking at the female..
The worrying thing is, I think an alarming amount of people WOULD! :P |
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The random friend request thing is just the laziest unsexy thing, to continue the metaphor....
Like a d*unk person crashing over to you from across the bar and belching out "nice tits love, wanna fux" only with worse grammar  |
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