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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How many months into anal training will it be before I can take a willy in there ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums? "

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums? "

Because you intellect and dry wit is beyond the understanding of mere mortals.

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You wanker

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

What do you smell like?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How many months into anal training will it be before I can take a willy in there ?? "

A year and a day.

(Don't forget to lube)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all "

Hate fucking eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on? "

You ate stood in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Because you intellect and dry wit is beyond the understanding of mere mortals.

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.

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You wanker"

Oh ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you smell like?."

A cross between baby puppies and freshly baked bread.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower "

Not yet I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh omnipotent one online...

How do I use alliteration effectively?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Hi Jennie, this is so perfectly timed I almost cannot believe you didn't see this coming but......

Do you realise I beat you at the TV coral?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Should I button up my dungarees

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"What do you smell like?.

A cross between baby puppies and freshly baked bread."

How delightful.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Jennie, this is so perfectly timed I almost cannot believe you didn't see this coming but......

Do you realise I beat you at the TV coral? "

Only in a physical sense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs "

Chocolate creme eggs too ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Should I button up my dungarees "

Absolutely not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate creme eggs how do you eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower

Not yet I'm not "

It must be sweat then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chocolate creme eggs how do you eat yours? "

In secret as it can get quite messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Chocolate creme eggs how do you eat yours? "

I like to give a good tongueing.... with a few strategic nibbles

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower

Not yet I'm not

It must be sweat then!"

Well..... I have been browsing your gallery again

It's hot in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower

Not yet I'm not

It must be sweat then!

Well..... I have been browsing your gallery again

It's hot in there "

And therein lies the answer

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower

Not yet I'm not

It must be sweat then!

Well..... I have been browsing your gallery again

It's hot in there

And therein lies the answer"

You do indeed know all.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs

Chocolate creme eggs too ?"

Can't stand the filling so don't eat them

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs

Chocolate creme eggs too ?

Can't stand the filling so don't eat them "

Don't fuck eggs Wonko.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When the clock strikes one which

Vampire will be around?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh omnipotent one online...

How do I use alliteration effectively?"

Use cunningly coinciding consonants that cooperate to create a créchendo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too "

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jeanie is all powerful after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too "

Yes I saw it. I am, afterall omnipotent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Onion rings

Explain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Onion rings

Explain? "

Well.

They are rings.

But made of onion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jeanie is all powerful after all "

Transvestite magic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs

Chocolate creme eggs too ?

Can't stand the filling so don't eat them "

You're a real willy wonko

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh omnipotent one online...

How do I use alliteration effectively?

Use cunningly coinciding consonants that cooperate to create a créchendo"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jeanie is all powerful after all "

If you have a reply box open when the thread fills.up you can still post after its 175 is reached.

Most people don't reverse back through their browser pages so if you have posted in that thread and backup through your Web pages there is a chance you can post well after the limit is reached

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jeanie is all powerful after all

Transvestite magic "

Sopie is a Witch

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jeanie is all powerful after all "

And one today.

It's magic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is it I desire

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west

Are you god by any chance

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Why is my new underwear that came today too small?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs

Chocolate creme eggs too ?

Can't stand the filling so don't eat them

You're a real willy wonko "

Finally someone admits that I'm a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooo wise one what should my next purchase be

Lingerie heels or clothing ie dress skirt top leggings top

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chocolate creme eggs how do you eat yours?

I like to give a good tongueing.... with a few strategic nibbles "

I like getting all the white creamy filling out x

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Oh wise one how do inget the sexy lady I dream of too come play with after covid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you god by any chance "

Ask Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is it I desire "

You desire that which you cannot have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you god by any chance "

No.

Just a minor deity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oooo wise one what should my next purchase be

Lingerie heels or clothing ie dress skirt top leggings top "

Heels.

Obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wise one how do inget the sexy lady I dream of too come play with after covid."

Pay Scarface Mcgraw to abduct her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jennie is all powerful after all

If you have a reply box open when the thread fills.up you can still post after its 175 is reached.

Most people don't reverse back through their browser pages so if you have posted in that thread and backup through your Web pages there is a chance you can post well after the limit is reached "

Next you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Chocolate creme eggs how do you eat yours?

I like to give a good tongueing.... with a few strategic nibbles

I like getting all the white creamy filling out x"

I know.

It is written on the toilet wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jennie is all powerful after all

If you have a reply box open when the thread fills.up you can still post after its 175 is reached.

Most people don't reverse back through their browser pages so if you have posted in that thread and backup through your Web pages there is a chance you can post well after the limit is reached

Next you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real "

Oh, she's real all right!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jennie is all powerful after all

If you have a reply box open when the thread fills.up you can still post after its 175 is reached.

Most people don't reverse back through their browser pages so if you have posted in that thread and backup through your Web pages there is a chance you can post well after the limit is reached

Next you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real "

That really should come from your parents not me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooo wise one what should my next purchase be

Lingerie heels or clothing ie dress skirt top leggings top

Heels.

Obvs."

Thank you wise one I start have a look x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When the clock strikes one which

Vampire will be around?"

I asked

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By *ony2269Man  over a year ago

Radcliffe

Oh powerful Jennie the all seeing,

What makes me stand out from the crowd? As I can’t see it and it seems no one else has yet either.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jennie is all powerful after all

If you have a reply box open when the thread fills.up you can still post after its 175 is reached.

Most people don't reverse back through their browser pages so if you have posted in that thread and backup through your Web pages there is a chance you can post well after the limit is reached

Next you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real

Oh, she's real all right!"

That's Satan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When the clock strikes one which

Vampire will be around?

I asked "

Vampires ...

The clock struck one, but it escaped with minor injuries!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Hello Jennie, how do I make a cup of tea without leaving the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh powerful Jennie the all seeing,

What makes me stand out from the crowd? As I can’t see it and it seems no one else has yet either. "

You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring you down, oh no

You are beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can't bring you down, oh no

So don't you bring me down today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Jennie, how do I make a cup of tea without leaving the sofa? "

Ring the bell and tell the butler to make it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm perplexed Jessie, never have I sent it before today but did you know that a thread could go so far above its maximum of 175, I saw one that reached 190.

Did you see it too

That confused that hell out of me! How were there replies like 30mins after the last post even after 175?

Maybe Jennie is all powerful after all

If you have a reply box open when the thread fills.up you can still post after its 175 is reached.

Most people don't reverse back through their browser pages so if you have posted in that thread and backup through your Web pages there is a chance you can post well after the limit is reached

Next you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!"

Get thee behind me satan

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west


"Are you god by any chance

No.

Just a minor deity "

Yeah it does explain things alright lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan"

Bend over then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then "

I knew you would say that

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that "

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?"

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?"

Don't want to say out loud

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By *ony2269Man  over a year ago

Radcliffe


"Oh powerful Jennie the all seeing,

What makes me stand out from the crowd? As I can’t see it and it seems no one else has yet either.

You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring you down, oh no

You are beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can't bring you down, oh no

So don't you bring me down today"

Thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When the clock strikes one which

Vampire will be around?

I asked

Vampires ...

The clock struck one, but it escaped with minor injuries!"

Dracula

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh "

You would if she asked

I know everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh Mystical Jennie.

I get annoyed at the stupidest thing. Help me!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh "

Oh you will

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

This troubles me often.. Why do some countries drive on the left and some on the right??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh Mystical Jennie.

I get annoyed at the stupidest thing. Help me! "

Look, I apologised already!

Pfffft

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

Don't want to say out loud"

Whisper it to me. Really close

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh

Oh you will "

Nope

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

And.. How do I tell the difference between a raven and a jackdaw?

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Who won the fight at the coral old wise one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Mystical Jennie.

I get annoyed at the stupidest thing. Help me!

Look, I apologised already!

Pfffft"

Lol!! Not that, you gazelle robbing bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This troubles me often.. Why do some countries drive on the left and some on the right?? "

Those that drive on the right are wrong. That is all you need to know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hi Jennie again .

Could you tell me what your favourite outfit is please as I've fabbed your pics and I wondered which one you love the best xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How did the EU so completely screw up the distribution of the c19 vaccine, and make such a mess of threatening to invoke article 16??

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh

Oh you will

Nope "

You will. Or I'll tell Sophie and she will fab another picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mystical Jennie do you know what musical instrument I play?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh

Oh you will

Nope

You will. Or I'll tell Sophie and she will fab another picture "

She can't she has me blocked

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh

Oh you will

Nope

You will. Or I'll tell Sophie and she will fab another picture

She can't she has me blocked "

I'm sure she will change that if I ask her nicely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh, she's real all right!

That's Satan!

Get thee behind me satan

Bend over then

I knew you would say that

That's because you're the all knowing....

What am I thinking?

No I will not cover myself in whipped cream for you to lay on posh

Oh you will

Nope

You will. Or I'll tell Sophie and she will fab another picture

She can't she has me blocked

I'm sure she will change that if I ask her nicely "

That's easily stopped

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By *inkyguymkMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow."

Africa or European?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This troubles me often.. Why do some countries drive on the left and some on the right?? "

Traditionally, riding to the left allowed your sword arm to be ready to defend against aggressors riding towards you.

However Napoleon was left handed so switched it around in France. Thus France and all other less sophisticated countries now drive in the wrong side!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And.. How do I tell the difference between a raven and a jackdaw? "

Ravens are fucking huge and all black. Jackdaws are kinda big pigeon sized and have grey heads plus Ravens say "Cronk" and Jackdaws say "Chuff"

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh Jennie...... well played

And also, would it be a good idea to cut my own hair? I have a bread knife....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who won the fight at the coral old wise one "

Me.

Go check x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi Jennie again .

Could you tell me what your favourite outfit is please as I've fabbed your pics and I wondered which one you love the best xx"

The leopard number probably x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How did the EU so completely screw up the distribution of the c19 vaccine, and make such a mess of threatening to invoke article 16??"

The French.

Need i say more?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mystical Jennie do you know what musical instrument I play?"

I do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hi Jennie again .

Could you tell me what your favourite outfit is please as I've fabbed your pics and I wondered which one you love the best xx

The leopard number probably x"

Ooh that's lovely . Thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow.

Africa or European? "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh Jennie...... well played

And also, would it be a good idea to cut my own hair? I have a bread knife...."

Yes.

And use the hairdressing scissors to cut your bread.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Jennie...... well played

And also, would it be a good idea to cut my own hair? I have a bread knife....

Yes.

And use the hairdressing scissors to cut your bread."

Well I'm not going to use the knife for bread after I've cut my hair with it! That would be weird....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums? "

Because you try very hard to project that image x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Because you try very hard to project that image x"

But you don't fool me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why is my new underwear that came today too small?"

Cos no one wants big pants!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs "

You could try eating them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Because you try very hard to project that image x

But you don't fool me x"

There in lies my biggest deception yet

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By *evonshireboyMan  over a year ago

North Devon


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower "

Never a good idea to eat in the shower. It makes the bread soggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why am I such a wanker in the forums?

Ah you don't seem to be a bad egg at all

Hate fucking eggs

You could try eating them. "

A very wise insight

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower

Never a good idea to eat in the shower. It makes the bread soggy"

Depends what you're eating

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wise one....

I know it's raining outside, but I haven't been out there and yet I seem to be all wet!

What's going on?

You ate stood in the shower

Never a good idea to eat in the shower. It makes the bread soggy"

Not if you put a plastic bag over your head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you smell like?.

A cross between baby puppies and freshly baked bread."

A freshly baked baby puppy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What do you smell like?.

A cross between baby puppies and freshly baked bread.

A freshly baked baby puppy? "

Its difficult baking a puppy. They just don't sit still in the oven!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you smell like?.

A cross between baby puppies and freshly baked bread.

A freshly baked baby puppy?

Its difficult baking a puppy. They just don't sit still in the oven!"

Once tge door is closed it doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/02/21 23:42:53]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Oven door opened too soon by poster at 01/02/21 23:42:53, the puppy escaped]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Oven door opened too soon by poster at 01/02/21 23:42:53, the puppy escaped]"

Sneaky thing was playing dead. I thought it was cooked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Oven door opened too soon by poster at 01/02/21 23:42:53, the puppy escaped]

Sneaky thing was playing dead. I thought it was cooked "

See? Told you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whats the difference between ethics and morals?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whats the difference between ethics and morals?"

Isn't one a big painting on a wall?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the difference between ethics and morals?

Isn't one a big painting on a wall?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whats the difference between ethics and morals?

Isn't one a big painting on a wall?"

Ethics is more about decisions based upon individual character, and the more subjective understanding of right and wrong by individuals – whereas “morals” emphasises the widely-shared communal or societal norms about right and wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whats the difference between ethics and morals?

Isn't one a big painting on a wall?

Ethics is more about decisions based upon individual character, and the more subjective understanding of right and wrong by individuals – whereas “morals” emphasises the widely-shared communal or societal norms about right and wrong"

And shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the difference between ethics and morals?

Isn't one a big painting on a wall?

Ethics is more about decisions based upon individual character, and the more subjective understanding of right and wrong by individuals – whereas “morals” emphasises the widely-shared communal or societal norms about right and wrong

And shit "

Ethics are guides imposed on you by others through a job etc.

Morals are the guides you determine for yourself

We that's my take on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jennie do you like latex if so can I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jennie do you like latex if so can I see "

Yes

No

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mystical Jennie do you know what musical instrument I play?

I do"

Then please show your omnipotence and tell everyone.

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By *ammm123Man  over a year ago

ryhl

Do you like heavy Cummers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mystical Jennie do you know what musical instrument I play?

I do

Then please show your omnipotence and tell everyone."

The purple headed love trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you like heavy Cummers"

I welcome all, regardless of how much they weigh x

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By *uncouple.1965Couple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer!"

Why can't you accommodate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will side show bob ever unblock Bart?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Who made who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer!

Why can't you accommodate?"

I believe this one has been asked before. I am a single parent and keep fab and home very separate. I do occasionally accommodate but if I advertise that fact on my profile I find the d*unken midnight warriors tend to message expecting an immediate invitation

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who made who? "

Do you mean who made whom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will side show bob ever unblock Bart? "

Of course.

Bob secretly likes Bart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is your favourite Hugo?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What side do your balls swing

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Will you stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will you stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty? "

There there

Shhhhhhh

Pretty you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What side do your balls swing "

Varies according to wind direction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is your favourite Hugo?"

The lion the witch and the wardrobe x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Dear Oracle of the underealm...

Who's next in my foof?

It's regaining fire and will soon be renamed 'molotov minge'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Oracle of the underealm...

Who's next in my foof?

It's regaining fire and will soon be renamed 'molotov minge'"

Well thats a hit I would take for the team!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dear Oracle of the underealm...

Who's next in my foof?

It's regaining fire and will soon be renamed 'molotov minge'

Well thats a hit I would take for the team! "

Although I would need someone to hold my ankles!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Dear Oracle of the underealm...

Who's next in my foof?

It's regaining fire and will soon be renamed 'molotov minge'

Well thats a hit I would take for the team!

Although I would need someone to hold my ankles!"

I find an RSJ works pretty well

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will you stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty?

There there

Shhhhhhh

Pretty you x"

Fanks gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How scary is my new pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How scary is my new pic?"

On a scale of 1 to scary, I would say C+

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Who made who?

Do you mean who made whom?"

Take it up with Angus Young

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who made who?

Do you mean who made whom?

Take it up with Angus Young "

I was going to answer Roger Daltry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who made who?

Do you mean who made whom?

Take it up with Angus Young

I was going to answer Roger Daltry"

Lol x or doctor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who made who?

Do you mean who made whom?

Take it up with Angus Young

I was going to answer Roger Daltry

Lol x or doctor "

Doctor?

Doctor Who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When will I be famous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I can't answer

I can't answer that.

(With apologies to Bros)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

And here is the big one Jennie....

Do I like you?

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By *heekyredsoloWoman  over a year ago

bromborough

[Removed by poster at 03/02/21 17:50:17]

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By *heekyredsoloWoman  over a year ago

bromborough


"Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer!"

What size shoe are you please, and where do you buy them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening x

Who's your favourite forumite and what's the thing you like most about them?

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

What’s the ultimate question?

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan  over a year ago

Northants

I would rather converse with somebody with an education.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does size matter?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does my bum look big in my pics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh great omniscient one, I’m planning on taking some new pics soon (of me, for on here), what sort of pics should they be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And here is the big one Jennie....

Do I like you? "

You adore me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer!

What size shoe are you please, and where do you buy them? "

I am a 9 - 10

And I shop all over the place ... wherever I can get big enough sizes. My faves came from Peacocks I think!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where have I put my scunchie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening x

Who's your favourite forumite and what's the thing you like most about them?"

Its JennieTV.

And I like everything about her. Mostly I like her modesty

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Evening x

Who's your favourite forumite and what's the thing you like most about them?

Its JennieTV.

And I like everything about her. Mostly I like her modesty "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What’s the ultimate question? "

It is:

What happens when an immovable object is struck by an unstoppable force?

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