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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Idea from the clown thread
Whats yours and if you know, why? 
This is a Phobia list, but mine isn't on it 
http://www.phobialist.com/reverse.html#C
But according to a couple of other sites, my phobia is called Bovinophobia
Yep, I am shit scared of cows, bulls not a problem, but cows 
If I go fishing, i can't go anywhere that a cow might come near me, i have been known to leave my fishing kit behind and run across a lock when fishing on a canal and a cow came close in a field behind me, Shaz thought it very amusing 
Why am I frightened of cows, no idea
Grrr even the word makes me shudder!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dont like heights ...
or even looking at them on telly. have a fear of falling over....
ooooooo shudders "
I'm fine with heights...
...as long as I'm not going to land on a cow! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im terrified of these flying cows U are talking about!!!! ,
Its not the flying or the cows, but have U ever been shit on by a bird???? OMG flying cows!!! .
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Should I have paid more attention to this thread?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have true arachnophobia
I cannot even look at a picture of one, if I come across one I have trouble breathing etc etc
Even toy ones send me into a total panic
Have to say the fear that there will be plastic ones etc at the Halloween do unerves me totally...............
And no, can't even bring myself to type the bloody word lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im terrified of these flying cows U are talking about!!!! ,
Its not the flying or the cows, but have U ever been shit on by a bird???? OMG flying cows!!! .
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Should I have paid more attention to this thread?? "
haha
talk about flying cows, read this 
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/1009/cow-abducted.php
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Birdie birdie flying high
Birdie birdie flying high
Drops his luggage from the sky
Angry farmer wipes his eye
Bloody good job my cows can’t fly !!!!!!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mrs liddy has the usual spider fear
mr liddy is terrified of hieghts cant even walk across a bridge with out breaking into a cold sweat
he also suffers from Mottephobia which is a fear of moths god knows why but the frighten the sh*t out of him he has to leg it out of the room if one flies in and starts panicking |
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"I have true arachnophobia
I cannot even look at a picture of one, if I come across one I have trouble breathing etc etc
Even toy ones send me into a total panic
Have to say the fear that there will be plastic ones etc at the Halloween do unerves me totally...............
And no, can't even bring myself to type the bloody word lol xx"
Oh hell...will have to rethink part of my costume....don't want to be making you feel uncomfortable....(I'll give my furry friend to my cats as a toy  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh thats a point, I don't like bee's, not sure it a phobia though as just wouldn't have one on me
Tony
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Is that a vibrator you have there?
And your eyes have gone 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am scared of jelly.....
have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street.. "
Ohh so what if the woman you are meeting has implants?
Tony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am scared of jelly.....
have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street..
Ohh so what if the woman you are meeting has implants?
Tony"
I am a brave wee soldier ........... |
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"I am scared of jelly.....
have shocking nightmares of wobbly jelly chasing me down the street..
Ohh so what if the woman you are meeting has implants?
Tony
I am a brave wee soldier ........... "
It kind of reminded me of the "belly's going to get you" advert
Only a giant pair of tits chasing you down the street!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe"
First step, a stick for walkers, only one step away from the stick for old people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe"
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
First step, a stick for walkers, only one step away from the stick for old people. "
its a step closer to having the stick across ya arse!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
First step, a stick for walkers, only one step away from the stick for old people.
its a step closer to having the stick across ya arse!!!!!!!"
Oops! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx"
they dont even taste nice then
I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx
they dont even taste nice then
I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe"
I just like having me boobs played with lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx
they dont even taste nice then
I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe
I just like having me boobs played with lol xx"
oh gawd, I'm done. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx
they dont even taste nice then
I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe
I just like having me boobs played with lol xx"
its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxx;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx
they dont even taste nice then
I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe
I just like having me boobs played with lol xx
its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxx;)"
My goodness, stop it, I need time out from here now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a friend i used to go camping/walking with that was terrified of cows...
....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks (for walkers not for old people) and hide behind us as we walked thru the fields.
I could never understand it - but she used to shake and break into a sweat she was that scared
Got me a new walking partner now tho, hehehehhehe
Only place for a cow is well done and on a plate ... sorry I'm a meat eater lol xx
they dont even taste nice then
I dont like cows on a plate - but i DO love the stuff that comes out of their boobies, hehehehehe
I just like having me boobs played with lol xx
its a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxx;)"
coooooool |
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over a year ago
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"....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks"
Your dog had its own walking stick?
It is a bizarre phobia though! no idea why or how I got it and a look on the net, lots have it
On my plate as a nice jucy steak though, yum! not frightened then
Tony |
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By *ebzStarWoman
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"....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks
Your dog had its own walking stick?
It is a bizarre phobia though! no idea why or how I got it and a look on the net, lots have it
On my plate as a nice jucy steak though, yum! not frightened then
Tony"
Clever pooch he was, lol
And it gives a new meaning to tackling your fears head on - just EAT it...hehehe
I wish i liked cow - it always smells so good, not a veggie or anything - but just dont like cow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump
You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.
Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time "
Ur fault |
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"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump
You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.
Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time
Ur fault "
Now you've taken to talking to yourself too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump
You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.
Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time
Ur fault
Now you've taken to talking to yourself too. "
Lol was aimed at u you U YOU |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Earwigs - hate them hate them hate them !
Many years ago when I was about 7 or 8 my cousin and I were throwing sticks into a tree to knock conkers down. After a while I felt somthing scratching around in my ear. Oh how I screamed ! My mother said no she couldn't see anything but I knew something was in there. It was my Grandad who after a couple of minutes poked around sort of underneath my ear and out popped an earwig !
I hindsight I was just unfortunate because earwigs will live anywhere that's dark and damp, not just ears lol, but it must have fallen onto my hair and crept inside 
Oh Christ they still send shudders through my body yet everytime I see one. |
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"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump
You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.
Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time
Ur fault
Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.
Lol was aimed at u you U YOU "
ah, with you quoting yourself it appeared you also blamed yourself.
what have I done?.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have true arachnophobia
I cannot even look at a picture of one, if I come across one I have trouble breathing etc etc
Even toy ones send me into a total panic
Have to say the fear that there will be plastic ones etc at the Halloween do unerves me totally...............
And no, can't even bring myself to type the bloody word lol xx
Oh hell...will have to rethink part of my costume....don't want to be making you feel uncomfortable....(I'll give my furry friend to my cats as a toy )"
Oh Honey I'm sorry !!! So long as I don't see it ???? but then again, don't want to have to stay away from you lol xx xx |
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"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump
You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.
Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time
Ur fault
Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.
Lol was aimed at u you U YOU
ah, with you quoting yourself it appeared you also blamed yourself.
what have I done?. "
Not a thing just u being u |
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"mmmmmm a nice bit of rump
You are rampant today young lady, what is wrong with you?.
Last week yesterday tomorrow im like this alllllll the time
Ur fault
Now you've taken to talking to yourself too.
Lol was aimed at u you U YOU
ah, with you quoting yourself it appeared you also blamed yourself.
what have I done?.
Not a thing just u being u "
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"....she used to make me and my pooch walk in front with our walking sticks
Your dog had its own walking stick?
It is a bizarre phobia though! no idea why or how I got it and a look on the net, lots have it
On my plate as a nice jucy steak though, yum! not frightened then
Tony
Clever pooch he was, lol
And it gives a new meaning to tackling your fears head on - just EAT it...hehehe
I wish i liked cow - it always smells so good, not a veggie or anything - but just dont like cow "
I would love to see them that suffer from arachnophobia eat a great hairy spider
Shaz is terrified of storms, think i should get her to stand on the roof and bite a piece out the next bolt of lightning
Cow is nice to eat, but Minted, slow roasted Lamb with a dash of wine mmmm
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"thought id give em a rest
Well, I have to say, I think I am undecided as to which pic I like best.... will have to check out your profile to do more research!!!
xxx"
Both avatars are nice, but the eyes are 1 of a kind... or should I say 2 of a kind
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