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If the Queen has an itchy bum hole would you scratch it for her.
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"With a long handled implement. Sure 
She deserves the personal touch don’t you think.
Nooooooooo  "
I once saw on antiques roadshow a bone handle bum hole scratcher that had been given to Queen Victoria by the people of Manchuria.  |
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"Would it be classed as an essential journey? Hasn't she got a groom of the stool to do that for her?
Haha what a job. "
I believe it's where the sayings "the wrong end of the stick" and "getting the shitty end of the stick" come from  |
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"Is this not one of Philips duties
He’s getting a bit old for it now
Andrew needs something to do now I hear 
He’d probably end up fisting her. "
Well, that's certainly one way to get rid of a rectal itch |
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"Is this not one of Philips duties
He’s getting a bit old for it now
Andrew needs something to do now I hear
Right up his street x "
To be fair, she might be a bit too old now |
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"Henry the viii had a arse wiper so she's probably got that covered. "
Yes it was regarded the highest honour a lot of people sought after the position as it was said they were able to influence and manipulate him on political agendas while he was deep in thought on the toilet |
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"Henry the viii had a arse wiper so she's probably got that covered.
Yes it was regarded the highest honour a lot of people sought after the position as it was said they were able to influence and manipulate him on political agendas while he was deep in thought on the toilet "
There is some sense in that. |
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"Henry the viii had a arse wiper so she's probably got that covered.
Yes it was regarded the highest honour a lot of people sought after the position as it was said they were able to influence and manipulate him on political agendas while he was deep in thought on the toilet "
What makes me chuckle about this, is that there will be some Duke /duchess Earl etc of wherever that can trace their history back to being an arse wiper!!! |
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"I’d rim her. Not many folk could have that on their gravestone 
By Royal Appointment
You could get the crest tattooed on your bum
Here lies Mystique. Once rimmed Her Majesty. "
What an accolade lol
... and his parents were so proud ... had a photo of said event on their fireplace |
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