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"Lingerie MMA match Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom " Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight! | |||
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"This made me laugh... "No laughing matter. Deadly serious. She's soooo getting it! | |||
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"Lingerie MMA match Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight! " Ha ha I seen but think we have different idears on switch games Mmmm how to explain without loseing my incinse On one takes top roll other takes botton when the top cums they switch rolls every time loser is the first to tap with a sore behind lol | |||
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"Lingerie MMA match Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight! Ha ha I seen but think we have different idears on switch games Mmmm how to explain without loseing my incinse On one takes top roll other takes botton when the top cums they switch rolls every time loser is the first to tap with a sore behind lol " Sounds unhygienic!  | |||
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"Lingerie MMA match Or a game off switch loser is the first person to tap out with a sore bottom Shes got an arse like a baboon, not a fair fight! Ha ha I seen but think we have different idears on switch games Mmmm how to explain without loseing my incinse On one takes top roll other takes botton when the top cums they switch rolls every time loser is the first to tap with a sore behind lol Sounds unhygienic! "Ha ha lol | |||
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"I suggest a fabbathon ..who get the most fabs in a certain amount of time is the winner "Does that include paid for fabs? | |||
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"I suggest a fabbathon ..who get the most fabs in a certain amount of time is the winner
Does that include paid for fabs?"especially paid for ones | |||
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"Or a butt plugathon ...work out your own rules "That might work ... hers would keep falling out. There ain't a button plug in the World that would touch the sides of her canyon! | |||
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"Jennie ..... I’m in your corner, happy to hold the towel ... and help you with the mouthwash xxxxx Go for it lady xxxxx" Yay team J! | |||
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"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both "I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre! | |||
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"This is hilarious "She's hiding! Must be scared... | |||
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"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon "only with maltesers | |||
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best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too | |||
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"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon "How will we tell the difference between the Maltesers and her haemorrhoids? | |||
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"Benandjerryathon ... similar to the malteserthon "only with spoons | |||
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"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon
How will we tell the difference between the Maltesers and her haemorrhoids? "heamorroids count double | |||
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" best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too"I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad! | |||
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"Malteserthon ... similar rules to the buttplugathon
How will we tell the difference between the Maltesers and her haemorrhoids? "hit them with the spoons from the benandjerryathon | |||
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"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both
I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!"Aww man! In that case..... I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup. | |||
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"This is hilarious
She's hiding!
Must be scared..."Oh dearie me  | |||
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" best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too
I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!"That makes it even funnier | |||
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" best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too
I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!"
That made me snort!
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Come on Sophie, come out swinging haha | |||
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" best thread of the day so far... it made me laugh too
I waited till she logged off so I could get a free run. She's gonna be soooo mad!"Omg you bet | |||
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"Ahhhhhh back to your underhanded tricks once again then Trevor, if you had made me aware that you tactics are as loose as your sphincter and at least let me know there was a showdown, I could have been here at the start to show you how it's done. Then again, you don't seem to learn no matter how often you're shown as can be seen with your slapstick make up skills " | |||
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"You are attacking a woman who is down, she already got her ass whooped last night....literally
Come on Sophie, come out swinging haha"'Course! Where's the fun in a fair fight? | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner." Only if we can wear gloves! | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! " Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you  | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you "Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall! | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner. Only if we can wear gloves!" Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner. Only if we can wear gloves! Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc "Yes. They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x Sweetie. | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!"That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight "OK fists up! No you dirty biatch I didn't mean that! My love x | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner. Only if we can wear gloves! Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc
Yes.
They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x
Sweetie."I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see. Think of it as looking after the little people | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner. Only if we can wear gloves! Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc
Yes.
They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x
Sweetie.
I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.
Think of it as looking after the little people "How (uncharacteristically) generous. Honey. | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
OK fists up!
No you dirty biatch I didn't mean that!
My love x"You wouldn’t know if I had put my fists up anyway, your cavernous butthole would never notice as its usually used as the winter cover for the number 7 bus to slutsville Love you dahling | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight "Girl fight! | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! " I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
Girl fight! "You betcha | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
Girl fight! "Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it "Oh its like that is it? I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum! | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it
Oh its like that is it?
I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!"They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born. | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
Girl fight!
Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate "Ooooh. 15 love to you. That was a good one x Sugartits. | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
Girl fight!
Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate
Ooooh.
15 love to you.
That was a good one x
Sugartits."Sugartits would imply i am sweet and delicious yet yours are made with an old pair of socks filled with rice.....amateur  | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
Girl fight!
Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate
Ooooh.
15 love to you.
That was a good one x
Sugartits.
Sugartits would imply i am sweet and delicious yet yours are made with an old pair of socks filled with rice.....amateur "Tights actually. Your mum's | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Did someone order sushi? From the smell of things it has just been delivered! Thats just the smell of your own bed following you around Dory, you should have gotten used to it by now but with the memory of a goldfish everything seems new to you
Ah some retaliation at last... maybe she's a worthy opponent afterall!
That would be a backwards step for me to stoop to ONLY being worthy to battle you...now pick up your six fingers gloves and let's fight
Girl fight!
Let me know when it starts and I'll retaliate
Ooooh.
15 love to you.
That was a good one x
Sugartits.
Sugartits would imply i am sweet and delicious yet yours are made with an old pair of socks filled with rice.....amateur
Tights actually.
Your mum's"At least there is some part of you that has a chance of snelling good then as she had bunions and ingrowing toenails....that tangy cheese smell is a great improvement on your usual aroma | |||
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"That last reply was low. Even lower than your flaps!" It's so nice you think I have flaps but alas I never transitioned so still have my penis, yours on the other hand often get mistaken for a coal sack, you could at least wash once in a while. | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner. Only if we can wear gloves! Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc
Yes.
They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x
Sweetie.
I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.
Think of it as looking after the little people
How (uncharacteristically) generous.
Honey."Since when has throwing me been looking after the little people? That's actively launching them through the air, comfy gloves or not! I'm in | |||
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"That last reply was low. Even lower than your flaps! It's so nice you think I have flaps but alas I never transitioned so still have my penis, yours on the other hand often get mistaken for a coal sack, you could at least wash once in a while." Ah that explains the huge hands. And the beard. Darling x | |||
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"Hey Jeremy....someone on here has started a thread all about you, its called 'are hairy guys attractive I knew you weren't paying attention when I told you about razor blades and waxing "Waxing? Like when you wax your moustache? Simon. | |||
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"I suggest a round of peach shot putt. You each get three attempts to throw _rincess peach, furthest peach punt the winner. Only if we can wear gloves! Cool!!! Did you manage to find some with a thumb and six fingers and did they come from inbred brothers inc
Yes.
They said to say hi. Apparently you are their best customer x
Sweetie.
I have to be, I like to make them think im a regular customer and not their charity sponsor....I like to do my bit for your community you see.
Think of it as looking after the little people
How (uncharacteristically) generous.
Honey.
Since when has throwing me been looking after the little people? That's actively launching them through the air, comfy gloves or not!
I'm in "Watch where you are stepping peachy there's a .... oh too late. Sorry princess, Soaps had an accident! | |||
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"That last reply was low. Even lower than your flaps! It's so nice you think I have flaps but alas I never transitioned so still have my penis, yours on the other hand often get mistaken for a coal sack, you could at least wash once in a while. Ah that explains the huge hands. And the beard. Darling x" Well yes, I need my large hands to pick up all the faux pa's you leave in your wake. As for the beard, I grew it to try and put you off what with me being your fab crush......yes I remember your confession | |||
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"Fight Fight Fight just like the school play ground gather round one and all maybe could sell tickets for it "The special school playground if its got her in it! | |||
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"Hey Jeremy....someone on here has started a thread all about you, its called 'are hairy guys attractive I knew you weren't paying attention when I told you about razor blades and waxing
Waxing?
Like when you wax your moustache?
Simon."Yes just like that. (Hint, when signing out, dont use your real name Simon, did you miss that lesson at tranny school while you were bending for your friend the janitor?) | |||
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"Fight Fight Fight just like the school play ground gather round one and all maybe could sell tickets for it
The special school playground if its got her in it!"Well the beautiful ones of us had to have a special playground to stop us from catching the uglies from the likes of you...how I did love being on of the it girls at tranny school | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it
Oh its like that is it?
I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!
They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born."Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters? | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it
Oh its like that is it?
I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!
They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.
Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters? "Not really unless Jeremy really is into keeping it in the family | |||
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"Load of old bollocks" Get out of my inbox! Only one of us likes men with uninspiring humour so go knock on Jeremy's back door if you can find her knocker | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it
Oh its like that is it?
I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!
They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.
Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters? "Quite possibly. I got the looks, the charm and the brains. She got the .... squint. | |||
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"Load of old bollocks" Thank you for that hilarious interlude. Lucky I am wearing a corset .... my sides just split. Sophie, your dad's here! | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it
Oh its like that is it?
I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!
They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.
Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?
Quite possibly.
I got the looks, the charm and the brains. She got the .... squint."It stuck with me ever since our school did that experiment of bringing up one of the uglies to the upper levels with is beautiful ones.....your stink caused my permanant squint  | |||
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"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars? A bit like that (I wanna be over enthusiastic flag dropper/race starter) but instead of cars, you both have to run as fast as thine legs doth carry you... in the highest heels known to womanmankind, upon said race you have to collect items to make a trannyist gift basket such as *lipstick *Stockings *assorted butt plugs *boobs *douche *priscilla Queen of the desert dvd Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite " She wouldn't know what half those things are! | |||
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"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars? A bit like that (I wanna be over enthusiastic flag dropper/race starter) but instead of cars, you both have to run as fast as thine legs doth carry you... in the highest heels known to womanmankind, upon said race you have to collect items to make a trannyist gift basket such as *lipstick *Stockings *assorted butt plugs *boobs *douche *priscilla Queen of the desert dvd Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite " I would win by default, her douche is the size of the hoover dams sluice gate and its not possible to carry such a bug thing | |||
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"Quick Suzie the c*nt bus is just about to leave. . . Oh. She's missed it. What a c*nt! I was waylaid so it couldn't be helped, I was trying to teach your mother how to tell you that she loves you. Sadly some things just cannot be taught so I will continue to tell you that I love you instead seeing as you mother couldn't bring herself to say it
Oh its like that is it?
I heard when you were born you were that ugly they slapped your mum!
They had to, she was so stunned she fainted at how something so beautiful could cone into this world when in the next ward a monstrosity like you could also be born.
Is there a possibility that you could be long lost twin sisters?
Quite possibly.
I got the looks, the charm and the brains. She got the .... squint.
It stuck with me ever since our school did that experiment of bringing up one of the uglies to the upper levels with is beautiful ones.....your stink caused my permanant squint "Have to admit though, it was nice of them to bring you up from the uglies. Shane the experiment failed, but 10/10 for effort. Babes | |||
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"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars? A bit like that (I wanna be over enthusiastic flag dropper/race starter) but instead of cars, you both have to run as fast as thine legs doth carry you... in the highest heels known to womanmankind, upon said race you have to collect items to make a trannyist gift basket such as *lipstick *Stockings *assorted butt plugs *boobs *douche *priscilla Queen of the desert dvd Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite She wouldn't know what half those things are!" (Reaches over to grab Ivys boob) I know intimately what they all are  | |||
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"You know that scene in Grease where they race the cars? A bit like that (I wanna be over enthusiastic flag dropper/race starter) but instead of cars, you both have to run as fast as thine legs doth carry you... in the highest heels known to womanmankind, upon said race you have to collect items to make a trannyist gift basket such as *lipstick *Stockings *assorted butt plugs *boobs *douche *priscilla Queen of the desert dvd Whilst reciting the lyrics to sweet transvestite She wouldn't know what half those things are! (Reaches over to grab Ivys boob) I know intimately what they all are "Now now, there is enough boob to go round....until jennie reaches for me, those paws are bigger than my bra | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted "I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over "Think that’s 30-0 at the moment | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment "Its like catching fish in a barrel or in Jennies case, men in her butt | |||
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"Soz. Needed some fresh air. Besides had to give the old harpy time to catch up." Its no wonder your mum never says she loves you if you keep running away and call her a harpy | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment "You can wipe that thought away! | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!"At least its something that can be wiped, your arse needs steamcleaning from all the dried on cum dribbles  | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!"We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!
At least its something that can be wiped, your arse needs steamcleaning from all the dried on cum dribbles "Your fixation with my arse as endearing as it is, is becoming a little creepy. You poor love sick fool. | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!
We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha "Good girl image?! | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!
At least its something that can be wiped, your arse needs steamcleaning from all the dried on cum dribbles
Your fixation with my arse as endearing as it is, is becoming a little creepy.
You poor love sick fool."Ita not a fixation, the memory of seeing it returns to me each night as the sun goes down and all you can see is blackness and sorrow. The tales of men lost at sea have nothing on the nightmares endured by those who have been there never to return again. | |||
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"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both
I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!
Aww man! In that case.....
I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup. "Get them to do it with marmite!! It'll make interesting photos later!!! | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!
We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha
Good girl image?!"I think she is looking at someone else's pics and not her own....scutty bitch | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!
We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha
Good girl image?!"Ok maybe I am down playing it for my own self esteem ha ha | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it "Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread??? You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! | |||
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"Shes gone again....surely it doesn't take this long to Google a witty retort
God dam this thread is comedy gold yous two should take it on tour as a stand up double acted
I would but she is so unreliable, I suspect the weight of he make up has finally made the skin on her face fall off and she has gone back to B&Q for extra cement to start over
Think that’s 30-0 at the moment
You can wipe that thought away!
We in public I keep my thoughts relevant clean in public got to maintain that good girl image off mine ha ha
Good girl image?!
I think she is looking at someone else's pics and not her own....scutty bitch "Shhh don’t tell everyone ha ha | |||
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"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both
I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!
Aww man! In that case.....
I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup.
Get them to do it with marmite!!
It'll make interesting photos later!!! "Marmite? She's yeasty enough as it is! | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! "I could have sworn you would have cooked them by now.....First steps of a serial killer and all that | |||
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"I suggest you both come round here, and I'll test you both
I was suggesting a fight, not a massacre!
Aww man! In that case.....
I have no suggestion that doesn't involve wrestling and golden syrup.
Get them to do it with marmite!!
It'll make interesting photos later!!!
Marmite? She's yeasty enough as it is!"Thats what I get for a roll in the hay with your sister, she covered me in it and tells me its a family curse, you all have it | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!!
I could have sworn you would have cooked them by now.....First steps of a serial killer and all that "I hate to think of animals suffering. The ferrets too! | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! "better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse "She'd know about that too x | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse "Kitchen, arse, same thing for some people with the things they like to eat eh Jennie | |||
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"My belly hurts "A lot like the people who see Jennie in real life then when she is mistaken for a clown. Someone please help her with her make up I beg you | |||
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"My belly hurts "Think yourself lucky you ain't Soapy... imagine if a belly that size started hurting! | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse
She'd know about that too x"To be fair she did start off with hamsters and slowly worked up to more extreme methods.... | |||
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"My belly hurts
Think yourself lucky you ain't Soapy... imagine if a belly that size started hurting! "Something you remember well eh when yours bloated past this size.....I swear most would have vomited at swallowing that much sperm in a day. You should enter eating competitions | |||
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"Well this is looking suspiciously like I have defeated the pretender yet again.. Where do I collect my prize and who is it
Are you at any point coming to collect your ferrets from last night's thread???
You can get your prize later, right now I've still got 2 ferrets hanging out in my kitchen!! better than having two ferrets hanging out of your arse
She'd know about that too x
To be fair she did start off with hamsters and slowly worked up to more extreme methods.... "Oh my god you should rename yourself Fred West as you are killing it bigtime | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys "Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee "I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too.... | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too...."Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys "Damn I dip out for 10 minutes only to find someone other than Slopie posted something. A welcome break from the droning! | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out "Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out
Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me" *spits tea out laughing** | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out
Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me
*spits tea out laughing**"Whenever her mouth is empty for long enough to get the words out! | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too...."I am quite partial to your pair | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair "She does have rather an attractive pair does she not | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
Even her mum has never told her she loved her so you would only freak her out
Funnily enough, your mum never stops saying how she loves me"My mum loves everyone, they wrote that down as one of her symptoms of her mental health issues so youre nothing special, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. She even loves the Go Compare man so she might have thought you were the same person | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not"The right one is especially pleasing | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair "You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing"I personally favour the left. | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair "Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time! | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
I personally favour the left.
"Sharesies? | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing"You always have liked right tits anyway, your choice in men is terrible | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
I personally favour the left.
Sharesies? "Please don't show the rest of us you two snowballing | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
You always have liked right tits anyway, your choice in men is terrible "Must be .. I am talking to you. Mate | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!"Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
I personally favour the left.
Sharesies? "Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
You always have liked right tits anyway, your choice in men is terrible
Must be ..
I am talking to you.
Mate "I so wish I could post the screenshot of you declaring your love for me in that thread before........mate | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you " | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
"Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged "What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720? | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged
What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?"Says the 50 odd year old windbag
I know I'm supposed to respect my elders and all that but when you look as you do I cant help myself but laugh | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged
What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?
Says the 50 odd year old windbag
I know I'm supposed to respect my elders and all that but when you look as you do I cant help myself but laugh "Envy is a vicious emotion Babes | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged
What, old Sophie 'Earl Grey' 720?
Says the 50 odd year old windbag
I know I'm supposed to respect my elders and all that but when you look as you do I cant help myself but laugh
Envy is a vicious emotion
Babes "It is, I have nothing but admiration for the way you deal with it but I am going to have to insist that you stop following me, it feels very creepy when I need to go to the toilet and you stand there staring at me  | |||
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"How about a game of Slaps? "You know what .... anything just to shut that old witch up | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged "Oi you... They're ain't nothing wrong with a good old teabagging!! | |||
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"How about a game of Slaps?
You know what .... anything just to shut that old witch up"Bring that fucker on....wooden spoons on arse cheeks. I double dare you | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged
Oi you... They're ain't nothing wrong with a good old teabagging!! "When its you and Jeremy, old being the operative word | |||
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"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread! Winner is the last post? " Seems like a fair way to settle it | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
You would be as she modeled her gigantic melons on your bollocks, she just left out the wiry pubic hair
Surprised you remember what they look like. Given your eyes were too close to focus last time!
Hardly a surprise they were that close as you found your only moment.....me restrained and you teabagged me while I couldnt stop you
Unlike you and George Jetson, I dont like being teabagged
Oi you... They're ain't nothing wrong with a good old teabagging!!
When its you and Jeremy, old being the operative word " | |||
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"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread! Winner is the last post? Seems like a fair way to settle it "Oh my god .... a voice of reason! | |||
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"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread! Winner is the last post? Seems like a fair way to settle it
Oh my god .... a voice of reason! "You're nearly there | |||
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"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread! Winner is the last post? Seems like a fair way to settle it
Oh my god .... a voice of reason!
You're nearly there "I post rematch clause..... | |||
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"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread! Winner is the last post? Seems like a fair way to settle it
Oh my god .... a voice of reason!
You're nearly there
I post rematch clause..... "And as someone who is valid (you're not) I refute your attempt at your rematch clause | |||
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"So .... we have nearly filled a whole thread! Winner is the last post? Seems like a fair way to settle it
Oh my god .... a voice of reason!
You're nearly there "Jennie has been there for a long time....the rest home for the delusional | |||
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"You have been sniffing round ne since I joined you trollop!" Its hard to avoid....you spray everywhere and stink as bad as a skunk gorging itself on a vomit plant....and about as attractive too | |||
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"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar ) "Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos | |||
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"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar ) "Might work. Her arse is a much wider target though | |||
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"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )
Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos "True story x | |||
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"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )
Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos "And yet your aircraft hanger of a vagina swallowed it like I would a grape | |||
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"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )
Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos
And yet your aircraft hanger of a vagina swallowed it like I would a grape "It only felt like that for your lil worm darling | |||
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"Definitely think you should settle this with Dildo Archery ( see avatar )
Would need a big bow to fire sophies dildos
And yet your aircraft hanger of a vagina swallowed it like I would a grape "Vagina? As in ..... One of those things that looks like it wants to lick you back? | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
I personally favour the left.
Sharesies?
Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... "
She definitely wouldn't disapprove | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
I personally favour the left.
Sharesies?
Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... "So have I won overall then
Jennie......kiss my ass | |||
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"Oh my god. I love you guys
Well one of us is a guy...the other is a little Britain Laydeeeee
I love you pair would have been a dangerous thing to say too....
I am quite partial to your pair
She does have rather an attractive pair does she not
The right one is especially pleasing
I personally favour the left.
Sharesies?
Absolutely, I'm sure posh wouldn't disapprove... "Er hello .... do I win now? | |||
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