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So I said to my German mate why have you got a big lump of meat in the boot of your car

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He said it was his spare veal

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s your mate called and what car does he drive ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your mate called and what car does he drive ? "

I'm unsure but his russian friend is called huda nica bollocov...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s your mate called and what car does he drive ? "

A stag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your mate called and what car does he drive ?

I'm unsure but his russian friend is called huda nica bollocov..."

We will wait further clarification on this matter from the Op

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"He said it was his spare veal "

Not his wurst käse scenario ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s your mate called and what car does he drive ?

I'm unsure but his russian friend is called huda nica bollocov..."

And his other mate Ivor knackaov

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Our next door neighbour is a lovely young virgin German Lady, Fitz Nicentight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s your mate called and what car does he drive ?

I'm unsure but his russian friend is called huda nica bollocov...

And his other mate Ivor knackaov"

YES!!! I knew someone would get the joke!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought you’d of said ‘Das boot’ rather than ‘the boot’

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Asked our other German neighbour if she'd had any cock over the weekend. She said "Nine" !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asked our other German neighbour if she'd had any cock over the weekend. She said "Nine" !!"

Lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Chops, blocks and axel locks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xenophobia....

If you were doing this in a Indian accent or Jamaican would more people be calling you out?

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