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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora’s penis measuring service 
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum "
I’ve seen your van going round, the one with the giant Stanley measuring tape on the roof and the cock and balls on the bonnet. Says ‘NO COCK TO BIG OR SMALL’ down the side. |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
I’ve seen your van going round, the one with the giant Stanley measuring tape on the roof and the cock and balls on the bonnet. Says ‘NO COCK TO BIG OR SMALL’ down the side. "
Is there a free quote service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
I’ve seen your van going round, the one with the giant Stanley measuring tape on the roof and the cock and balls on the bonnet. Says ‘NO COCK TO BIG OR SMALL’ down the side. "
Hahahaha. That’s the one!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
Will you be making notes  "
Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me? |
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
Will you be making notes
Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?"
And what will the response be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
Will you be making notes
Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?
And what will the response be "
Well I don’t know yet do I!  |
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"Sky remotes and lynx cans seem to be a popular measurement.
Others seem to have a faulty tape measure. Some get confused between inches and centimetres.
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Measure in centimetres but record as inches - I’m sure that’s what many do as triples the length |
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Position a ruler or measuring tape at the base of the erect penis, where it attaches to the body.
Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you contact the bone. This is especially important if there's a lot of belly fat.
Measure from the base to the end of the tip.
The average erect penis is a little over 5 inches (13 centimeters) long |
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
Will you be making notes
Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?
And what will the response be
Well I don’t know yet do I! "
Hmmm good point. Will have to fix that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How should you measure a penis?
I see a lot with 8 inches who start measuring at the bottom of the balls"
Lol that’s made me laugh 3rd world issues I see  |
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"Position a ruler or measuring tape at the base of the erect penis, where it attaches to the body.
Press into the pubic bone as far as you can, until you contact the bone. This is especially important if there's a lot of belly fat.
Measure from the base to the end of the tip.
The average erect penis is a little over 5 inches (13 centimeters) long"
Finally, something that I am above average. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"From the base of the spine or with a Xmas cracker toy tape measure apparently "
If I measured like this this would put me close to 10 inches but you are correct if it decides to grow anymore |
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
Will you be making notes
Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?
And what will the response be
Well I don’t know yet do I!
Hmmm good point. Will have to fix that "
Get a room lol. |
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"Sky remotes and lynx cans seem to be a popular measurement.
Others seem to have a faulty tape measure. Some get confused between inches and centimetres.
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I prefer to use millimetres. At least then I can get into double figures  |
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"Nora’s penis measuring service
Measures while you wait.
Competitive rates. Either straight forward measure or a little help to get it to its maximum
Will you be making notes
Of course! Then all the ladies can message me saying ere that West Country dadbod fella says he’s got a 10 incher. Is he bullshitting me?
And what will the response be
Well I don’t know yet do I!
Hmmm good point. Will have to fix that
Get a room lol. "
Haha! Yes some privacy whilst measuring would be good |
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"I put a shot glass next to mine for comparison
Is there tequila rose in said shot glass - asking for a friend 
Yes that can be arranged for a friend "
Oh I will let my friend know
I do think you will get a better measurement with TR in the shot glass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I will let my friend know
I do think you will get a better measurement with TR in the shot glass "
Hopefully your friend will give more than a measurement after a few Tequila Roses |
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"How should you measure a penis?
I see a lot with 8 inches who start measuring at the bottom of the balls"
You insert it into the MSV (metric standard vagina) kept in the chatelet de Paris and measure how much fluid is displaced. |
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"Oh I will let my friend know
I do think you will get a better measurement with TR in the shot glass
Hopefully your friend will give more than a measurement after a few Tequila Roses "
Well don’t tell her I suggested this but if you happen to drip a few drops of Tequila Rose on you I don’t think she will be able to resist cleaning it up for you |
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