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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if you wear a seat belt while having sex in a car is it safe sex "
As long as the hand brake is on - yes.
Doing 95 in the fast lane of the M4 - no!
Unless you're in the back seat and someone else is driving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i must say i do see a lady every now and then that has, shall we say, a larger than average fanny...
i have been known to tie a plank to my arse to stop me falling in... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a kid my dad bought a second hand car with the following sticker in:
This car is fitted with chastity belts for your comfort. Just remember - clunk, click, no dick.
Thing is, as a kid, it never occurred to me to think what it meant.
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