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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.
Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you  |
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"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.
Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you "
Do you ever sleep  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.
Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you
Do you ever sleep "
I slept between 9 and 11.30 this morning!
You in?  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences! |
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over a year ago
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"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences! "
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"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences! "
I love you Mummy  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!
I love you Mummy "
I love you too petal.. Did you do your chores and feed the hamsters? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!
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And my toes have become the object of one fabbers devotion |
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"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.
Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you
Do you ever sleep
I slept between 9 and 11.30 this morning!
You in? "
It was gone 12 Liar but yes fuck it I'm in .
You best not be be horrible you |
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"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!
I love you Mummy
I love you too petal.. Did you do your chores and feed the hamsters? "
Well I did my forfeit list, I'm drinking wine and I'll clean bertie the hamster tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!
And my toes have become the object of one fabbers devotion"
Hahah got to live up to it now |
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"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!
I love you Mummy "
I love you too mummy xx |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Dear gawd.. Thanks to this game I have several offers to wear my dirty knickers as a face mask and a queue of adults wanting to suckle at my titties.
I'm now mummy to Sophie.720 and George Jetson.
So beware all those who enter, there could be consequences!
I love you Mummy
I love you too mummy xx"
Love you too sweet cheeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!
I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth
Good luck picking a dom master!
Easy peasy...Midnightfetish if she wants to play domme  "
The important word is MASTER |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As Midnight has abandoned us, I've volunteered to carry on.
Lets get this Saturday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you "
I’m in. |
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"Done.... No comment! 
Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before... "
Quite surprisingly were back to the first time... Cos I had no idea I was into THIS either till posh got hold of me!! |
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"100 messages later..m
Only 100???
Your slacking off here.
Its "wierd single men hour"
You should be hitting the 350-400 mark by now
Have I failed?"
Oh yes... Very much.
Either that or all the wierd hour men are currently ripping off someone else's tights.... |
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"100 messages later..m
Only 100???
Your slacking off here.
Its "wierd single men hour"
You should be hitting the 350-400 mark by now
Have I failed?
Oh yes... Very much.
Either that or all the wierd hour men are currently ripping off someone else's tights.... "
Damn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never again
Aww go on Doriss
Do it
Do it
Do it
Tonight’s was bad but F&B did one for me once
Do tell"
I think there was something about Lidl’s and melon involved |
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"Done.... No comment!
Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before...
Quite surprisingly were back to the first time... Cos I had no idea I was into THIS either till posh got hold of me!! "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Done.... No comment!
Oh wow! Now if I had known you were into that before...
Quite surprisingly were back to the first time... Cos I had no idea I was into THIS either till posh got hold of me!!
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!! "
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
that's hilarious though sorry
Oh my inbox isnt laughing
My inbox hasn’t been this full since ... well... ever
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I tip my cap x |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!"
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Judging by the reaction, I'd say it's some of my best work on here
So far I have 8 takers  "
Awww bless them. Hope you apologise for getting their hopes up  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube??? "
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't take it anymore! Status cleared. Thanks for a proper hoot.. Brilliant game!
You're all funny as fuck you freaky fabbers xxx "
Ditto
My fingers are on fire |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed "
Like you needed to be made to do it... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it... "
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph.... |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph.... "
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets....... |
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"Oh sweet heaven! This may go so wrong!
I told you your ass is mine, enjoy giving birth
Good luck picking a dom master!
Easy peasy...Midnightfetish if she wants to play domme
The important word is MASTER "
Are you going to make me get dicked? Fine!!!! Bring it on as I can blank my memory |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets....... "
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you? |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you? "
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back.... |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back.... "
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit "
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry?? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry?? "
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion  |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion "
She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....
For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just to make sure everyone is aware, I won't be making any more matches tonight!
Help me Posh....im about to get spooned and not the good kind of spooning "
Ooooh..... you'll love it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion
She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....
For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets... "
Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion
She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....
For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...
Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else"
But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!  |
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"oooo now I want to be spooned
You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??
Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa"
Fabbed but jeez! That was not the spooning I was meaning |
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"oooo now I want to be spooned
You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??
Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa
Fabbed but jeez! That was not the spooning I was meaning "
Pretty severe that like inn'it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion
She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....
For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...
Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else
But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time! "
Picky. Just picky. There's a plague on you know. Can't be nipping out for new ferrets willy nilly |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"oooo now I want to be spooned
You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??
Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa"
Bloody hell Sophie! |
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"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion
She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....
For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...
Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else
But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!
Picky. Just picky. There's a plague on you know. Can't be nipping out for new ferrets willy nilly "
Fine... But I'm not using them a 3rd time, it's new ferrets or I'm taking a toddler strop! |
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"oooo now I want to be spooned
You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??
Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa
Bloody hell Sophie! "
How big was this spoon???? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez this doesn't get any better does it
Oh lordy Freya!
And yours my dear! Our reputations!!??!!
I know! I've had some explaining to do to my friends!
You explained to your friends how you took 2 dildos up your bum without lube???
I just said you made me do it. Apparently that was all the explanation they needed
Like you needed to be made to do it...
Seemed only fair after your anal triumph....
Practice... Lots of practice... I loosened myself up with a couple of Ferrets.......
Clean them up and give them back to Sophie would you?
I'm rinsing them down with warm water and pink stuff stain remover as we speak...
Sophie.... Come get your ferrets back....
Its not my ferrets that worries me.....Ivy beat me at blackjack so now I need to pay my forfeit
Does your forfeit involve these ferrets I've got hanging out to dry??
Dammit
That would have been a good suggestion
She's got 5 minutes to collect them or they're going on an auction site....
For sale... 2 slightly used ferrets...
Nah.... keep them. You'll only want them again else
But they've been used! I want new ferrets for next time!
Picky. Just picky. There's a plague on you know. Can't be nipping out for new ferrets willy nilly
Fine... But I'm not using them a 3rd time, it's new ferrets or I'm taking a toddler strop! "
Ok fine. New ferrets for the 3rd go. Jeez. We shall take the old ones to a big farm where they can run around and play for years and years |
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"oooo now I want to be spooned
You had your chance with the Scots guards.. Why didn't you spoon one of them??
Go fab my spooning pic and you will see hahahaa
Bloody hell Sophie!
How big was this spoon???? "
The spooning and spatula carried on.... |
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