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So Introduce yourself and tell us all what you can do in 5 minutes
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"I’m Doriss and I can eat a box of maltesers in 5 minutes "My kinda girl xx | |||
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"Hello Doris xx" Hello you | |||
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"Hello Doris xx Hello you " | |||
"I’m Dan and I can make the whole myself groan in one minute "How  | |||
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"I’m Dan and I can make the whole lounge groan in one minute " | |||
"I’m Dan and I can make the whole of myself groan in one minute
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"Hello, I am Granny and in 5 minutes I can ..... I really can. " Dance | |||
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"Hi I'm Sparkle and in 5 mins I can blow your mind "Details xd | |||
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"I'm Dave and I can make an omlette" With chilli please | |||
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"I'm Dave and I can make an omlette" But..how long does it take you | |||
"I'm Kent, I've been thinking about this for the last ten minutes, I may need to get back to you"  | |||
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"Hi, I'm _00kisses and in 5 minutes I can cook asparagus and pan fried basa fillets.. Or make the perfect cup of tea "Would love a tea x | |||
"I'm Dave and I can make an omlette But..how long does it take you "3 mins, I'm a bit quick | |||
"I'm Dave and I can make an omlette With chilli please " Ohh yes a bit of spice | |||
"I'm Dave and I can make an omlette With chilli please Ohh yes a bit of spice" | |||
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"Hi, I'm _00kisses and in 5 minutes I can cook asparagus and pan fried basa fillets.. Or make the perfect cup of tea "Milk n sugar? | |||
I can make some awesome coffee in 5 mins | |||
"Hi, I'm _00kisses and in 5 minutes I can cook asparagus and pan fried basa fillets.. Or make the perfect cup of tea
Milk n sugar? "Just milk x | |||
"Hi I am Jennie. In 5 minutes I can totally disgrace myself" We know x | |||
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"Hello I am natalie I can eat a 6 pack off crisps in 5 minutes " | |||
"I'm Bella and I'm just awesome in 1 minute or 5 "True xx | |||
"I'm Bella and I'm just awesome in 1 minute or 5 "Agreed | |||
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"Hello I am natalie I can eat a 6 pack off crisps in 5 minutes "   lol x | |||
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"Hello I’m Bhu and I can belly dance and shimmy my hips like an earthquake is happening.....also can do Burlesque...." Xxx | |||
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"Hello I'm J and I can salsa dance to a degree rhythm will leave most people speechless within 5minutes "Naked? | |||
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"I'm darker secrets ... And I can keep all ur secrets safe x " Why | |||
"Hey I am Simi and I can corrupt you "Sounds fun x | |||
"Hello I'm J and I can salsa dance to a degree rhythm will leave most people speechless within 5minutes
Naked?"I may have done once or twice before, I'm quite good with taking the lead | |||
"Hello I'm J and I can salsa dance to a degree rhythm will leave most people speechless within 5minutes
Naked?
I may have done once or twice before, I'm quite good with taking the lead "Promises promises x | |||
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"Hi I'm Ali and I can hear a bag of Tangfastics being opened from 0.6 mile away " | |||
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"Who me?! What can I do in 5 minutes?! Oh good lord! If only I could show you.
Jo.Xx " | |||
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"I'm darker secrets ... And I can keep all ur secrets safe x Why" Cos trust is everything | |||
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"Hello, I'm Mrs KC and in 5mins, I can bore the tits off you talking science "X | |||
"I'm darker secrets ... And I can keep all ur secrets safe x Why Cos trust is everything " On here | |||
"I'm Jo and in 5 minutes I can read this whole thread. " | |||
"Hello, I'm Mrs KC and in 5mins, I can bore the tits off you talking science "I can believe that. | |||
"I'm darker secrets ... And I can keep all ur secrets safe x Why Cos trust is everything On here " On fab and outside of fab x | |||
"I'm darker secrets ... And I can keep all ur secrets safe x Why Cos trust is everything On here On fab and outside of fab x " I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours | |||
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"I’m Doc, one of the forum old farts and it takes me 5 minutes to get up out of a chair these days." Xxx | |||
"Hello, I'm Mrs KC and in 5mins, I can bore the tits off you talking science
I can believe that. "I'll take that as a compliment | |||
"I'm darker secrets ... And I can keep all ur secrets safe x Why Cos trust is everything On here On fab and outside of fab x I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours "In private in person in bed x | |||
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"I'm Meli and in 5 minutes I can either make you come or bore you to tears." ...zzzzZzzz | |||
"I'm Meli and in 5 minutes I can either make you come or bore you to tears. ...zzzzZzzz" So keen. | |||
"I'm Meli and in 5 minutes I can either make you come or bore you to tears. ...zzzzZzzz So keen. " 8===D | |||
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"I'm Meli and in 5 minutes I can either make you come or bore you to tears. ...zzzzZzzz So keen. 8===D"  8=======D  | |||
"Hi Im gatsby, i can remove a vw beetle engine in 5 minutes "Btw i cant... well ive never tried but seems i can make a cracking brew & open a pack of biscuits in 5 minutes while i think of something i can do in 5 minutes | |||
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"I'm Meli and in 5 minutes I can either make you come or bore you to tears. ...zzzzZzzz So keen. 8===D 8=======D "Sure thing. | |||
"Hello, I'm Nell and I can commence and finish a number 2 in under 5 minutes, unlike most men." Is it because they read and/or play on their phone whilst pooping? Or is there a lot of shit to expel? | |||
"I'm Meli and in 5 minutes I can either make you come or bore you to tears." In 5 minutes you could make me cum AND have time to bore me to death | |||
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"My name is Bernard, and in 5 mins I can recite the Macbeth soliloquy. Well, I used to be able to. I have a very bad memory. And I'll tell you something else, I have a very bad memory." This made me smile. | |||
"My name is Bernard, and in 5 mins I can recite the Macbeth soliloquy. Well, I used to be able to. I have a very bad memory. And I'll tell you something else, I have a very bad memory. This made me smile." I thank ou....and I probablty will in the next 5 mins too... 
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"Hello, I'm Nell and I can commence and finish a number 2 in under 5 minutes, unlike most men. Is it because they read and/or play on their phone whilst pooping? Or is there a lot of shit to expel?" Who knows, Estella? Who knows. I'm yet to muster up the courage to place a hidden camera in a male bathroom to put this question to bed once and for all. | |||
"Hello, I'm Nell and I can commence and finish a number 2 in under 5 minutes, unlike most men. Is it because they read and/or play on their phone whilst pooping? Or is there a lot of shit to expel? Who knows, Estella? Who knows. I'm yet to muster up the courage to place a hidden camera in a male bathroom to put this question to bed once and for all." Oh the horror! | |||
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"I'm Petite and in 5 mins I can make a twat of myself on the forums. " Go girl | |||
"I want a second opinion!!!! " | |||
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"I'm Wee Shoofty and it takes me 5 minutes to get warmed up to do anything... "X | |||
"My name is Matt and I can devour 36 jaffa cakes in 5 mins Followed by feeling sick for longer than that lik" Xx | |||
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"Hi I’m Joel I can bore you to death about different mythologies for 5 minutes in 20 minutes I can cook a chef style meal" X | |||
"Hi, I'm StudiousPip. In 5 mins I can create a 1m radius zone of untidiness around me even if I sit very still and do nothing. It just happens. " | |||
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"Hi I’m leon. In 5 mins I can be super horny. Create some happy tissues by myself then regret and sleep " Why regret just wank | |||
"I can suck my own cock "X | |||
"hi i'm bash and i can eat a whole lettuce in 5 mins" Xx | |||
"G'day there I'm Ash and I can cover 15 miles in 5 minutes on my bike...(180mph) "Love you xxx | |||
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"Ho I'm Lorna. I can make a bacon sandwich in 5 minutes. "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"Im john and I love kissing for more than 5 mins " X | |||
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"I'm KayT and I can make you an origami swan i under 5 minutes x" Saucy x | |||
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"G'day there I'm Ash and I can cover 15 miles in 5 minutes on my bike...(180mph)
Love you xxx"You too xxx | |||
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"I’m Rosie. I can read a forum thread in 4mins 59 secs x" Yes but what can do in 5 minutes? | |||
"I’m Rosie. I can read a forum thread in 4mins 59 secs x Yes but what can do in 5 minutes? " | |||
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