Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)
What are you doing nice for yourself today?
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"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)
What are you doing nice for yourself today?
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I'm just clocking out of work PP and I'll be with you in 10 minutes, no cuts this time I promise...  |
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over a year ago
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finished building bedroom furniture, had blinds put up in the whole house, and now sat watching sky sports to see if my team can hang on for a (rare!) win.
glad i'm not the only one waiting for the masked singer, too  |
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over a year ago
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Cooking a huge baked pototo, sent sophie to get wine, to then whoop her butt at cards later and subject her to many forfeits 
Suggestions welcome on the forfeit thread, little masochist likes everything! |
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Looking forward to bedtime.
Been a bit horny most of the day, you know the feeling; clit keeps randomly swelling up. Little flutter inside me.
I’m going to give my vibrator another try. See if I can get there yet.  |
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"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)
What are you doing nice for yourself today?
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I want to sit and stroke your soft legs Peach! 
But I will help D get chilled and massage his sexy back! 
Jo.Xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?
I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Sorry, couldn't resist.
I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.
Oil time.
Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner. "
Nah first bit was a total turn off...it's limper than that biscuit band....
.....whoa...did you say shower cap? *pe-doing*  |
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"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?
I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for. "
Yes it was me!
Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence  |
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"Sorry, couldn't resist.
I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.
Oil time.
Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner.
Nah first bit was a total turn off...it's limper than that biscuit band....
.....whoa...did you say shower cap? *pe-doing* "
I need to pluck me chin
And toes |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Sorry, couldn't resist.
I'm defluffed and decided to go with a silky nightie instead of jammies.
Oil time.
Ps, shower cap is still on my head in case that first bit gave you an unnecessary boner.
Nah first bit was a total turn off...it's limper than that biscuit band....
.....whoa...did you say shower cap? *pe-doing*
I need to pluck me chin
And toes "
Stop it!! You know I have trouble controlling myself |
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"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?
I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.
Yes it was me!
Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence "
What’s this spray please?
I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too. |
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"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?
I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.
Yes it was me!
Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence
What’s this spray please?
I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too. "
Ah. Just noticed you named it already.
As you were |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?
I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.
Yes it was me!
Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence
What’s this spray please?
I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too.
Ah. Just noticed you named it already.
As you were "
If you can find it, it's amazing Rachael! Makes you all smooth and shiny in a glowing, good way. I hope your vibrator time results in you getting there tonight, x |
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"Oh the coconut oil! It was you who recommended the body spray that gives me the sheen of a sunkissed, healthy woman I think?
I'm also going to have a defuzz session with a hot shower in a bit. Later I'm going to have a drink or three, I'm also sorely tempted to make some brookies that a friend sent a recipe for.
Yes it was me!
Inecto naturals... giving me a false sense of reality and a whole heap of confidence
What’s this spray please?
I was being told by a couple that they use coconut oil for massage, particularly of her bottom, and it doubles up as lube too.
Ah. Just noticed you named it already.
As you were
If you can find it, it's amazing Rachael! Makes you all smooth and shiny in a glowing, good way. I hope your vibrator time results in you getting there tonight, x"
I’ll have a look on Amazon  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I went for a long walk earlier in the rainy snow, very invigorating. Tonight we are playing Monopoly while drinking gin (not the kids) and eating Tyrells crisps. I shall have a bath later to |
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I need a wildlife expert immediately.
I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.
However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.
I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.
It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.
Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?
Help
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot |
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"I need a wildlife expert immediately.
I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.
However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.
I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.
It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.
Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?
Help
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "
You need a Gatling gun |
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I have purchased some pop to have with a few vodkas later. I am hoping to find some murderous on the TV and relax. I was hoping for a virtual date kind of thing but maybe next week |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I need a wildlife expert immediately.
I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.
However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.
I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.
It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.
Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?
Help
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "
Isn't there a song you're supposed to sing while waving your hand around with the ladybird on it and if it flies off it's good luck or something |
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"I need a wildlife expert immediately.
I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.
However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.
I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.
It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.
Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?
Help
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "
Throw it out unless you can tell it is a good ladybug, some aren’t  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I need a wildlife expert immediately.
I'm being attacked by a bug, as usual.
However, this one is just tickly and not a bitey meanie.
I thought it was my hair tickling my neck until the 5th flick sent it whooshing and now it keeps coming back and landing on me.
It's fucking January and I'm being assaulted in a sweet yet creepy way by a ...... ladybird.
Do I make it a bed? Do I throw it out? Do I whack soke chips in the oven for the poor blighter?
Help
Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot "
If it's a black one you have to kill it. |
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Update:
Upon inspection, it looked like a good bug. By that time though I had already convinced myself it was my friend who took her own life giving me 'a sign'
So then I had the guilts for telling it to fuck off.
I lost the bug for a couple of minutes and felt a tickle this time on my back.
So, I removed it, opened the window and told it if it was my friend to go let the others know, and popped it outside quickly shutting the window behind it.
Now.... if it comes back.... I'm calling a fucking priest |
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"Update:
Upon inspection, it looked like a good bug. By that time though I had already convinced myself it was my friend who took her own life giving me 'a sign'
So then I had the guilts for telling it to fuck off.
I lost the bug for a couple of minutes and felt a tickle this time on my back.
So, I removed it, opened the window and told it if it was my friend to go let the others know, and popped it outside quickly shutting the window behind it.
Now.... if it comes back.... I'm calling a fucking priest "
I've got a flat full of ladybirds at the min, PP,I think they must hibernate indoors.
I've been catching them and tossing them out of the window, but then I felt mean as it's darn cold out there!
The cat tried to eat one the other day but spat it our pretty darn quick, looking horrified.
Ladybirds smell horrible if you've ever squashed one (accidentally). I'm guessing from the cat's face they taste horrible too! |
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"Decided to skip dinner and go straight to dessert, cookie dough ice cream, mini snowball bites, chocolate and lemonade and will roll myself into bed later "
you absolute tinker ..... |
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"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)
What are you doing nice for yourself today?
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I'm gonna have a wank whilst re reading this post about you stroking your legs |
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The curry I made earlier is so spicy it's like food terrorism
I'm not going there - so I'm currently batch cooking bits and pieces for the week having a Kisstory party in the kitchen with wine obvs
I'm considering a bath, hair mask and de fuzzing now - but it feels like hard work |
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"Shave my legs (mammoth task I tell thee) rub myself all over with coconut oil and put some smooth pjs on before I sit down ready for the masked singer (whilst stroking my fresh legs)
What are you doing nice for yourself today?
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Me and my mini me did charcoal peel off facemasks while the masked singer was on |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made
Oooh now that sounds yummy "
So good you can basically add anything and every bite is different |
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"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made
Recipe, now! I mean... please 
Remind me tomorrow when I’m sensible "
If I have to wait until you're sensible, I'll be here forever |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I made a cookie cake thing full of different celebration sweets may be the best thing I’ve ever made
Recipe, now! I mean... please
Remind me tomorrow when I’m sensible
If I have to wait until you're sensible, I'll be here forever "
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