"Gross. No thanks!
Plus the coffee and fuel afterwards is gonna cost a fortune! "
And you know you're getting caught coz I've never ever ever been in a service station toilet and not seen a cleaner in there |
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"Nope and hell to the no!
You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.
I'm not gonna kink shame but..."
I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle  |
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"Nope and hell to the no!
You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.
I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle "
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"Nope and hell to the no!
You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.
I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle
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It's even funnier when you can almost feel the shame escaping from behind their door |
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"Nope and hell to the no!
You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.
I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle
It's even funnier when you can almost feel the shame escaping from behind their door "
P'raps thats part of OP's kink
Little bit of shame and humiliation, mixed in with offensive odour
I could work with that |
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"Nope and hell to the no!
You know you wanna inhale other peoples poo crystals in the heat of the moment.
I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I wouldn't be able to hold my giggles in if someone let rip in the next cubicle
It's even funnier when you can almost feel the shame escaping from behind their door
P'raps thats part of OP's kink
Little bit of shame and humiliation, mixed in with offensive odour
I could work with that"
My mind has gone to the car park now. That's the best place for a toot.
Been in a rammed car holding a fart in for fucking hours.
Pity the fool who thinks they're safe letting it go in the toilets. They're always rammed! So you hold it all the way to the loo, realise the bogs are packed and now you have to try to let go of your wee whilst retaining your trump, with agony guts! That's magic stuff if you manage it.
Just do it in the car park and hope the wind is blowing in your favour! |
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"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no 
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Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant
Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying |
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"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no
Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant
Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying"
And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted |
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"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no
Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant
Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying
And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted "
That geezer up there ^^
He only wants to suck cock
If you're careful, you might be able to escape the pissy loo roll |
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"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no
Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant
Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying
And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted
That geezer up there ^^
He only wants to suck cock
If you're careful, you might be able to escape the pissy loo roll"
Geezers don't get to suck my cock so he better look elsewhere |
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"Hell the fuck no.....all this effort to look this hot and then end up smelling of diesel and having a shit sausage roll and wank coffee afterwards.....just no
Not forgetting the pissy toilet paper stuck to your shoes, and a slight whiff of disinfectant
Oh, and not being able to touch up your lippy afterwards, cos the mirror is smeared with something worrying
And now you go and make it sound appealing.....I'm tempted
That geezer up there ^^
He only wants to suck cock
If you're careful, you might be able to escape the pissy loo roll
Geezers don't get to suck my cock so he better look elsewhere "
No
Cant say Im really into the geezer type either
Too much attitude |
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A busy service station on the motorway from Turin to Milan. I flew to Turin, met my Italian girlfriend and we were driving to the Italian lakes.
We were desperate to fuck so she pulled me into the very busy ladies loo, we were stopped on the way in and she explained to the attendant that she needed me to help pull on her new and very tight jeans that she had in a bag. We got away with it and fucked in the cubicle. It was a while ago now, I ha e driven by that station a few times and it makes me smile.
I miss her! |
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"After paying over a fiver for a soggy sandwich or dodgy Ginster I've generally lost the urge for sexy time in the bogs  "
But before a pasty you are raring to go? |
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"After paying over a fiver for a soggy sandwich or dodgy Ginster I've generally lost the urge for sexy time in the bogs
But before a pasty you are raring to go?"
Hell yes, hand driers give me the horn |
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I spent a new year in service station toilets. Started in the gents, which was minging so after a few hours moved to the
ladies which was better, but still a bog at the end of the day....No it wasn't for that kind of meeting. |
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Most I've managed is a cheeky wank when the urge takes me.
Saying that drove home the other week about 8 at night, so horny I got my cock out while driving and just carried on, thought I might get noticed and beckoned over.... No such luck. |
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