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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.
So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.
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god help you , lol he will make mince meat out of you ,,  |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"You need to get her name tattooed on you and make sure you send abusive messages through Facebook too lol x"
the tatto has to be hand done in indian ink, and possibly miss spelt,
and walk with an arrogant slouch as if you are so stoned you cant be bothered about anything,and when you seak keep it in monosylabic tones. with lots of shouting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.
So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.
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Just misread that opening line!
I know many want him dead - but didn't realise you could overrule a capital sentence off the back of a birthday wish?
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" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.
So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.
god help you , lol he will make mince meat out of you ,, "
I'm not going now then Jo,
I don't like lasagne.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" My Wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday.
So I fucked her sister and We're on in two weeks.
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make sure you get some tattoos and put on your best tracksuit top and cheap jeans topped off with some gold.dont forget to say you love living on a council estate and your staffies would never hurt anyone.
think that covers it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"baseball cap , u need a cap on hair shaved so u look "rock hard" make sure u kno ur the dad to all 7 kids or prepare for loads of priks whilst they do dna tests "
And wear the cap back to front !! |
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"well i hope you flop him one the condesending bastard ughh i cant believe we ive that slme ball air time has anyone seen his american version my god im surprised no one shot him out there yet"
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