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Does Fergal Sharkey suffer Flatulence ?? lyrically speaking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I hear a lot of rumbles, I suppose it could be true

All about wind and what it can do to you

Highest risk of ripping one out, the risk of getting hurt

And still I have so much to burn

I know 'cause I let one out all the time

I know that real wind is quite a price

And

A good fart these days hurt my behind

brown clouds, the lasting kind

A good fart these days hurts my behind

So please be gentle with this arse of mine

My flatulence may be high, I blame it on baked beans

Soon enough I'll burn a hole in my jeans

I'll face it like a farter, then boast of how I've blown

Nothing is better than beans alone

I know 'cause I learn a little every day

I know 'cause I listen when the experts say-

That

A good fart these days hurts my behind

brown clouds the lasting kind

A good fart these days hurts my behind

so please be gentle with this arse of mine

Yes, I'm reflecting all my lunchtime sprouts

My ideas of stopping went and being foolish let one out

If I don't fart quickly now, I'll blow up my behind

And a good fart, these days, hurts my behind

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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