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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone else got an item’s in their cutlery draw they dunno how it got there, for example I’ve got one massive fork that has no bearing with the others, that has the words ‘Live, love, laugh’ written on the handle, I never bought that and a garlic crusher, I can’t stand garlic so I would never by that ?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got one of those egg colour changing thingys that go in the same pan when boiling eggs to tell you when they are ready.
I don't boil eggs  "
Probably the same guy who put the giant fork and garlic crusher in my draw(er). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*drawer
Draw, this is ones you keep pencils in.
I've got little spiky corn on the cob holder thingies. I have no idea where they came from. "
Thank you for humouring me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's official ...
I have lost the plot 
I laughed far too hard at this thread 
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I can’t tell if these threads are really entertaining or it’s cause I haven’t been out for 10 months! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cutlery draw is tidy. Forks knives and spoons all separate and tea spoons in the other compartment. Kebab skewers (like wtf!) And my latte spoons in the long compartment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's official ...
I have lost the plot
I laughed far too hard at this thread
I can’t tell if these threads are really entertaining or it’s cause I haven’t been out for 10 months! "
I cried with laughter about your massive fork
I need to get out before your next thread on your sock drawer pushes me over the edge |
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"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.
I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.  "
That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a wine bottle stop, never used it because who leaves wine in a bottle  "
That's like recipes using left over wine ... wtf is left over wine! Feel a right wally asking for it at the off licence!! |
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"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.
I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.
That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version. "
I've never seen anything like it, needs fully emptying but it's as if it would be sacred to do so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got a potato brush
In the shape of a potato
I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?"
Maybe it feels nice to brush a potato, if I were a potato I would love to be brushed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.
I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.
That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version. "
Oh the man drawer if you take something out of that thing then you will never be able to shut the drawer again. Or better still... you will never reopen it without having to squeeze your fingers in to try and move something out of the way first.
Her x |
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"My cutlery drawer is pretty tidy but the drawer underneath it is not so organised.
I've got one draw that omg has the weirded collection of items and barely opens.
That's called the "Man draw" or Mother of all draw. I din't know the non binary version.
Oh the man drawer if you take something out of that thing then you will never be able to shut the drawer again. Or better still... you will never reopen it without having to squeeze your fingers in to try and move something out of the way first.
Her x"
Lmao that's exactly how mine opens !! Lol x |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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Nothing weird in mine but I have got a few sets of measuring spoons that all came out of Christmas crackers and about 30 medicine spoons that you get in bottles of Calpol. Should have a sort out really! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive got a potato brush
In the shape of a potato
I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?
I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it."
I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got a potato brush
In the shape of a potato
I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?
I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.
I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there. "
I've been in a few Ikeas but never had their meatballs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got a potato brush
In the shape of a potato
I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?
I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.
I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there.
I've been in a few Ikeas but never had their meatballs. "
I’ll only give in and go along on the promise of the hot dogs, I love them, proper rubbery type but taste delicious. |
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"Ive got a potato brush
In the shape of a potato
I mean, who the fuck brushes potatoes?
I pick shit like that up from Ikea and never actually use it.
I’ve never been in an IKEA, I hear they have meatballs there.
I've been in a few Ikeas but never had their meatballs. "
The meatballs are not bad  |
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