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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck this one im out!!!!
Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?
Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag "
Will fingering my belly button work for you? |
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"Fuck this one im out!!!!
Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?
Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag
Will fingering my belly button work for you?"
Nope....not unless you remove your penis and get rid of all of your body hair at the very minimum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up "
Fancy a bum? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Fancy a bum?"
Giving or taking? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Fancy a bum?
Giving or taking?"
I'm open to both but bareback only |
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up "
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Fancy a bum?
Giving or taking?
I'm open to both but bareback only "
My back can be bare if that suits
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride "
Be kind. Do half and half |
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride
Be kind. Do half and half "
Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride
Be kind. Do half and half "
All or nothing NSP! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride
Be kind. Do half and half
Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all "
I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride
Be kind. Do half and half
All or nothing NSP!"
Back at you Sam |
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"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride
Be kind. Do half and half
Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all
I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all "
Two hands is even better if you can fit them in |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.
You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....
Sophie, warm those fingers up
Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride
Be kind. Do half and half
Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all
I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all
Two hands is even better if you can fit them in "
Like I said.... I'll take what Sam does |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on "
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available."
Best dust off my best frock just in case |
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case "
You can take my spot....you're welcome.
Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case "
No pants, its a rule on the invite |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
You can take my spot....you're welcome.
Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice "
Pahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
You can take my spot....you're welcome.
Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice "
Right for a reach around? |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
No pants, its a rule on the invite "
What are these 'pants' you speak of?? |
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
No pants, its a rule on the invite "
Does this apply to guests as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
No pants, its a rule on the invite
What are these 'pants' you speak of??"
The ones stuffed in my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
No pants, its a rule on the invite
Does this apply to guests as well? "
Yes, its an orgy wedding |
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"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
No pants, its a rule on the invite
Does this apply to guests as well?
Yes, its an orgy wedding"
Excellent |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Eh up what have I been missing out on
Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.
Best dust off my best frock just in case
No pants, its a rule on the invite
What are these 'pants' you speak of??
The ones stuffed in my mouth "
Ah I see, to muffle the sounds of you being stuffed haha |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10 "
Was that what you said to Sophie as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10
Was that what you said to Sophie as well? "
My eyes are watering.
Have you SEEN the size of Soopie's hands? |
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10 "
That's not my fist, I sat you on a concrete board |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
You just want me dont you...admit it "
I just can't help myself |
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
You just want me dont you...admit it
I just can't help myself "
I can help you with it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids "
Game on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!"
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently? |
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?"
Hers are as big as my feet |
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Hers are as big as my feet "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Hers are as big as my feet "
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?"
Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms |
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms "
As said by David Walliams on Little Britain |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms
As said by David Walliams on Little Britain "
And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms
As said by David Walliams on Little Britain
And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn"
Want this laydee stuck in your head?
Soz ..... |
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"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms
As said by David Walliams on Little Britain
And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn"
Youre welcome
Although you could have a laydeeee stuck elsewhere |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?
Think I've been stood up Jennie
If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids
Game on!
How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?
Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms
As said by David Walliams on Little Britain
And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn
Want this laydee stuck in your head?
Soz ..... "
Ooh saucy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought she was never going to leave!
You love her really
No.
She loves me!
It's clear..... you love each other. Almost as much as you both adore me "
Nowhere near that much x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thought she was never going to leave!
You love her really
No.
She loves me!
It's clear..... you love each other. Almost as much as you both adore me
Nowhere near that much x"
Awwwww xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet! "
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!"
I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!" seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!
I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way "
Coffee just came out of my nose and I ch*ked because of you two! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words "
You found 14 to use. Thats good going! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!
I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way
Coffee just came out of my nose and I ch*ked because of you two! "
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words
You found 14 to use. Thats good going!" put your claws away , theres no need for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought she was never going to leave!
Meow
Purrrrr
Good kitty
You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!
Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words
You found 14 to use. Thats good going! put your claws away , theres no need for it "
No offence meant.
All intended in a spirit of banter and lightheartedness x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol
Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in
Crabfat?"
Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol
Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in
Crabfat?
Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed."
Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol
Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in
Crabfat?
Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed.
Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread...."
Yeah, or the world will smell like medium roast half latte for the rest of the day! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol
Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in
Crabfat?
Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed.
Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread....
Yeah, or the world will smell like medium roast half latte for the rest of the day!"
Exactly! And while I do love the smell of coffee.... |
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