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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Getting married, I'm available from next week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey how many you are proposing at once. Bigamist.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Getting married, I'm available from next week "

Well I'm not doing anything. Can I wear white?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Getting married, I'm available from next week

Well I'm not doing anything. Can I wear white? "

Of course! So pure

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Fuck this one im out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck this one im out!!!!

"

Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Fuck this one im out!!!!

Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?"

Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck this one im out!!!!

Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?

Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag "

Will fingering my belly button work for you?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Fuck this one im out!!!!

Don't want my ring on your finger or.....?

Nope....wrong gender ta, if my finger is up your ring then my other fingers are up your vag

Will fingering my belly button work for you?"

Nope....not unless you remove your penis and get rid of all of your body hair at the very minimum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you."

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up "

Fancy a bum?

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just get a room and have an orgy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Fancy a bum?"

Giving or taking?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just get a room and have an orgy."

Ooooooooh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Fancy a bum?

Giving or taking?"

I'm open to both but bareback only

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up "

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Fancy a bum?

Giving or taking?

I'm open to both but bareback only "

My back can be bare if that suits

....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride "

Be kind. Do half and half

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

Be kind. Do half and half "

Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

Be kind. Do half and half "

All or nothing NSP!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

Be kind. Do half and half

Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all "

I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

Be kind. Do half and half

All or nothing NSP!"

Back at you Sam

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

Be kind. Do half and half

Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all

I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all "

Two hands is even better if you can fit them in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck this one im out!!!!

"

Is that an offer

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Fuck this one im out!!!!

Is that an offer"

If you think that ever sounds like an offer then you need to learn to listen a but better

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Eh up what have I been missing out on

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP has just messaged and volunteered to be my fanny for you.

You told me I was your fanny! Don't start blaming me....

Sophie, warm those fingers up

Its my whole hand that needs warning....buckle up as this could be a bumpy ride

Be kind. Do half and half

Nope....its a whole hand or nothing at all

I meant half for him half for me..... but hey, I'll take whatever he does, you've got two hands after all

Two hands is even better if you can fit them in "

Like I said.... I'll take what Sam does

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Eh up what have I been missing out on "

It’s getting a bit spicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eh up what have I been missing out on "

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available."

Best dust off my best frock just in case

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case "

You can take my spot....you're welcome.

Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case "

No pants, its a rule on the invite

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

You can take my spot....you're welcome.

Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice "

Pahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

You can take my spot....you're welcome.

Sam likes fisting apparently so to consumate the marriage, your left fist up his bum will suffice "

Right for a reach around?

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

No pants, its a rule on the invite "

What are these 'pants' you speak of??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

No pants, its a rule on the invite "

Does this apply to guests as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

No pants, its a rule on the invite

What are these 'pants' you speak of??"

The ones stuffed in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

No pants, its a rule on the invite

Does this apply to guests as well? "

Yes, its an orgy wedding

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

No pants, its a rule on the invite

Does this apply to guests as well?

Yes, its an orgy wedding"

Excellent

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Eh up what have I been missing out on

Thank you for your message, you are number 4 in the queue, Sam will marry you when the next registrar is available.

Best dust off my best frock just in case

No pants, its a rule on the invite

What are these 'pants' you speak of??

The ones stuffed in my mouth "

Ah I see, to muffle the sounds of you being stuffed haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

"

Think I've been stood up Jennie

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie "

Not necessarily

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By *oxyred41Woman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Getting married, I'm available from next week "

You been watching married at first sight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Already?

You need to stop scaring them off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie "

No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie "

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Getting married, I'm available from next week

You been watching married at first sight "

Hell no, plastic women melt when you start wax play!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10 "

Was that what you said to Sophie as well?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Baggsy chief bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10

Was that what you said to Sophie as well? "

My eyes are watering.

Have you SEEN the size of Soopie's hands?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Already?

You need to stop scaring them off!"

Ain't that the truth

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Can I be best man?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

Not necessarily "

Well.... tis an orgy wedding after all

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

No, I will be with you when Sophie stops fisting my bum, give me 10 "

That's not my fist, I sat you on a concrete board

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

Not necessarily

Well.... tis an orgy wedding after all"

The best kind

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in "

and the bridesmaids

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By *oxyred41Woman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Getting married, I'm available from next week

You been watching married at first sight

Hell no, plastic women melt when you start wax play!"

Lol don't stand to close to the fire

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids "

You just want me dont you...admit it

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

You just want me dont you...admit it "

I just can't help myself

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

You just want me dont you...admit it

I just can't help myself "

I can help you with it though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids "

Game on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!"

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?"

Hers are as big as my feet

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Hers are as big as my feet "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Hers are as big as my feet "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?"

Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms "

As said by David Walliams on Little Britain

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms

As said by David Walliams on Little Britain "

And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms

As said by David Walliams on Little Britain

And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn"

Want this laydee stuck in your head?

Soz .....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms

As said by David Walliams on Little Britain

And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn"

Youre welcome

Although you could have a laydeeee stuck elsewhere

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Hey NSP ... you decided on bridesmaids yet?

Think I've been stood up Jennie

If I get to bundle up with the groomsmen I'm in and the bridesmaids

Game on!

How big are your hands, Sophie needs a warm up act apparently?

Mine are dainty booful laydee hands. Not the calloused shovels that harpy dangles on the ends of her arms

As said by David Walliams on Little Britain

And now I have 'im a laayydeeee' stuck in my headn

Want this laydee stuck in your head?

Soz ..... "

Ooh saucy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot "

Night Sophie, thanks for the banter, sleep well!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot "

Night! X

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot "

Nah night xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot "

Goodnight Sandy

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyway bedtime for this little one so goodnight you lot "

Night you old tart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought she was never going to leave!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thought she was never going to leave! "

You love her really

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Thought she was never going to leave! "

Meow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

You love her really "

No.

She loves me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow "

Purrrrr

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thought she was never going to leave!

You love her really

No.

She loves me!"

It's clear..... you love each other. Almost as much as you both adore me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr"

Good kitty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

You love her really

No.

She loves me!

It's clear..... you love each other. Almost as much as you both adore me "

Nowhere near that much x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty "

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thought she was never going to leave!

You love her really

No.

She loves me!

It's clear..... you love each other. Almost as much as you both adore me

Nowhere near that much x"

Awwwww xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!"

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet! "

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!"

I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!"

seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!

I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way "

Coffee just came out of my nose and I ch*ked because of you two!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words "

You found 14 to use. Thats good going!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster!

I normally piss in the shitbox, im kinky that way

Coffee just came out of my nose and I ch*ked because of you two! "

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words

You found 14 to use. Thats good going!"

put your claws away , theres no need for it

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought she was never going to leave!

Meow

Purrrrr

Good kitty

You say that now, but, just wait till I scent mark your carpet!

Oh quit with the shocked expressions! Who can honestly say they don't do a sneaky pee in the corner when they visit somewhere new? Its not like I poo on the carpet .... I ain't a monster! seriously you reply with this while saying quit with the shocked expressions, no words

You found 14 to use. Thats good going! put your claws away , theres no need for it "

No offence meant.

All intended in a spirit of banter and lightheartedness x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol "

Leave some for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol "

Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol

Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in "

Crabfat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol

Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in

Crabfat?"

Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol

Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in

Crabfat?

Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed."

Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol

Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in

Crabfat?

Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed.

Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread...."

Yeah, or the world will smell like medium roast half latte for the rest of the day!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Open buffet? I'll bring my bib. Can't say no to free food lol

Shit loads of crabs to eat, tuck in

Crabfat?

Leave the fish sticks alone though, i hear they need washed.

Have given up trying to drink coffee while reading this thread....

Yeah, or the world will smell like medium roast half latte for the rest of the day!"

Exactly! And while I do love the smell of coffee....

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