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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Would you have sex with the person above u on the list?"
No, as you're straight. However, I'd give you a lift on my Magic Flying Carpet to the chippy, where I'd let you place and order for small fish, battered sos, battered mushrooms and large mushy peas and some chips for us to eat whilst we discuss whether Bodie and Doyle would have beaten Regan and Carter in a punch up.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"No sorry x"
I hate seeing these things left, as I imagine the last poster constantly hitting refresh to see if anyone likes them enough to comment.
As the OP is still straight (he's probably not had time to check out my pics and convert), I'd call for him again, but more discreetly this time. I'd still be on my Magic Flying Carpet, but I'd cut out the Mariachi band and instead of the chippy, I'd whizz him off to a Snooker Club where we see how long we can play Table Tennis for before we get asked to leave |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Yes xx"
This is getting awkward. It keeps on getting left.
So, since you're still straight and my Magic Flying Carpet and I have taken you to the chippy AND a snooker club. This time I'll pick you up and wear sunglasses so no one knows who is sat cross-legged on the Magic Flying Carpet and I'll take you on a no expenses spared trip to feed the ducks on the sea front |
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"Yes xx
This is getting awkward. It keeps on getting left.
So, since you're still straight and my Magic Flying Carpet and I have taken you to the chippy AND a snooker club. This time I'll pick you up and wear sunglasses so no one knows who is sat cross-legged on the Magic Flying Carpet and I'll take you on a no expenses spared trip to feed the ducks on the sea front "
No, because my tiny boobs would feel inadequate next to hers. |
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"Yes xx
This is getting awkward. It keeps on getting left.
So, since you're still straight and my Magic Flying Carpet and I have taken you to the chippy AND a snooker club. This time I'll pick you up and wear sunglasses so no one knows who is sat cross-legged on the Magic Flying Carpet and I'll take you on a no expenses spared trip to feed the ducks on the sea front "
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