Come on then, whats happened to you when you have been trying to be a porno star.
I was in the room with the swing at chams my friend was in it, i was going down on her and the room was full of guys. When we finished i got stuck on my knees and she got stuck in the swing |
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Oh, and there was the young guy I met (years ago, again).....we'd been chatting ages, I said when he came down I'd take him straight up to the bedroom and give him a BJ.....so he's standing, I'm on my knees, I sucked him for however long, he came and collapsed on the bed with a stunned grin, I tried to get up and couldn't as the pins and needles set in.....bloody painful, 10 minutes crawling round, attempting to rub some life back into my legs.....don't think my meet noticed mind, he still had the stupid grin when I recovered  |
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After having her nipple pierced , Sabrina was down on a sexy girl in fishnet stockings as we enjoyed an orgy I. The roman room at the lodge - her new nipple ring got caught in the stockings and her screams could be heard throughout the venue !!!
So , lights on - everyone stops playing ( about ten of us ! ) and we run around trying to locate dome scissors - which we finally get from the bar and cut her free !
Pretty embarrassing !
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At the weekend a regular fb asked if I was home...I was sunbathing so said yes!
He showed a couple of hours later when I was dying my roots and had hair removal cream on my legs, in an old t-shirt, still sweaty and scummy from sunbathing! My sexiest look ever I believe!!
Still the shower was a whole lotta fun!.... |
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"At the weekend a regular fb asked if I was home...I was sunbathing so said yes!
He showed a couple of hours later when I was dying my roots and had hair removal cream on my legs, in an old t-shirt, still sweaty and scummy from sunbathing! My sexiest look ever I believe!!
Sounds like that turnted him on even more babe and had plenty of fun
Still the shower was a whole lotta fun!...."
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"Oh, and there was the young guy I met (years ago, again).....we'd been chatting ages, I said when he came down I'd take him straight up to the bedroom and give him a BJ.....so he's standing, I'm on my knees, I sucked him for however long, he came and collapsed on the bed with a stunned grin, I tried to get up and couldn't as the pins and needles set in.....bloody painful, 10 minutes crawling round, attempting to rub some life back into my legs.....don't think my meet noticed mind, he still had the stupid grin when I recovered "
And one time
At band camp!
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I pushed a FB in a cupboard in her house and closed the door behind us.
It hot and sweaty and dark and
There was no door handle on the inside.
She started to panic.
I had to kick the door in.
Her mum asked her what happened when she came by the next day  |
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"That's very sexy 
Thought you was working lol, your like a bad penny 
So ur who they mean when oss is mentioned!!!!! How did I miss u???? "
Its the stripes...we are camouflaged really well and only come out to play with friendly fabbers. Shhhh  |
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"Girl I met in the Village post office was rimming me when out popped a carrot I had inserted night before..Never saw her again..Well in church on Sundays but thats all...  "
All I'll say is I can think of more discreet places to meet than the village post office!! |
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"I fell off a bed whilst standing and almost knocked myself out....
but erection was maintained during all
an erection after a fall like that could indicate a spinal injury you know!!!  "
He was okay, we pulled him up by his erection and he carried on! |
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I fainted whilst strapped to a saint Andrews cross once, luckily they unstrapped me just as I went, I woke up with my face in some chicks cleavage and a crowd of 'staff' fanning me |
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"That's very sexy
Thought you was working lol, your like a bad penny
So ur who they mean when oss is mentioned!!!!! How did I miss u????
Its the stripes...we are camouflaged really well and only come out to play with friendly fabbers. Shhhh "
I can be extremely friendly I'm told!!!?
Hellooooo xxxx |
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"I fainted whilst strapped to a saint Andrews cross once, luckily they unstrapped me just as I went, I woke up with my face in some chicks cleavage and a crowd of 'staff' fanning me "
Not a bad way to wake up really!?!? |
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"That's very sexy
Thought you was working lol, your like a bad penny
So ur who they mean when oss is mentioned!!!!! How did I miss u????
Its the stripes...we are camouflaged really well and only come out to play with friendly fabbers. Shhhh
I can be extremely friendly I'm told!!!?
Hellooooo xxxx "
hmmm, so why can't I wink you then? I am going back to my water hole and smile for the tourists.  |
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"That's very sexy
Thought you was working lol, your like a bad penny
So ur who they mean when oss is mentioned!!!!! How did I miss u????
Its the stripes...we are camouflaged really well and only come out to play with friendly fabbers. Shhhh
I can be extremely friendly I'm told!!!?
Hellooooo xxxx
hmmm, so why can't I wink you then? I am going back to my water hole and smile for the tourists. "
Filters lol x but I winked at u xx |
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I was kneeling over a meet going for the money shot when I got severe cramp in one leg. I ended up limping around the room but she thankfully saw the funny side. |
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"Cramp at the wrong moment is a sod  "
.... I caught a cramp in my thigh and tried to tell the guy I was with that I had, but he thought I said tramp to him and started replying with rude things back! |
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