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I’m no ..... but I’ll ....
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I’m no James Bond ....  but I’d like to give you a golden finger 
Go on have a go give it your best shot
Tell us who your not but what could you do ?  | |||
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"I’m no serial killer but I’ll make an exception for you "Haha I hope this isn’t literally   | |||
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"I'm no Dentist but happy to give you a filling" Good one  | |||
"I'm no burglar, but I'd love to smash your back doors in "I get it 
Just not keen on that phrase | |||
"I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I'll have a fucking good look at it. (Roy Chubby Brown circa 1995 )"Haha | |||
"I'm no Marilyn Monroe but i do like it hot " | |||
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"I'm no Peter Sutcliffe but I'll give your fanny some hammer " Dark | |||
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"I ain't no builder but I'll give you an erection "Love it | |||
"These boots are made for walking. " Did you misread the memo ? | |||
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"I'm no burglar, but I'd love to smash your back doors in
I get it
Just not keen on that phrase "Oh I've never used the phrase unironically before | |||
"I'm no burglar, but I'd love to smash your back doors in
I get it
Just not keen on that phrase
Oh I've never used the phrase unironically before "Glad to hear it | |||
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"I'm no Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock " I’ve heard this before
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"I'm no Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock I’ve heard this before
Sorry "Yeah, that was lazy . I've gone blank, can't think of any original content now  ! | |||
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"I’m no Harry Potter ... but I have a wand that is magical ! "Mine blew up last night, fused the whole house | |||
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"I’m no Harry Potter ... but I have a wand that is magical !
Mine blew up last night, fused the whole house "You need a diesel back up generator | |||
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"I'm no psychologist, but you're already opening up for me." | |||
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"I’m no Harry Potter ... but I have a wand that is magical !
Mine blew up last night, fused the whole house
You need a diesel back up generator "Too true | |||
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"I'm no frog, but I'll still be in your throat "Applause. This is the winner for me. I'm remembering this one. | |||
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"I'm no fan of fancy food, but do like Pork in Cider "haha | |||
"I’m no Harry Potter ... but I have a wand that is magical !
Mine blew up last night, fused the whole house "Ooops
I’ve never put mine in the mains | |||
"I'm no chef but I'd toss your salad." Don’t say it unless you mean it | |||
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an’s lick my bits and juice | |||
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#jeepgirl   | |||
"I'm No Jeep Wrangler but I will make sure you have one hell of a fun ride... and that you'll need a shower afterwards!!
#jeepgirl "Well that sounds fun | |||
"I'm No Jeep Wrangler but I will make sure you have one hell of a fun ride... and that you'll need a shower afterwards!!
#jeepgirl
Well that sounds fun "I'd take you for a jeep ride | |||
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"I'm No Jeep Wrangler but I will make sure you have one hell of a fun ride... and that you'll need a shower afterwards!!
#jeepgirl
Well that sounds fun
I'd take you for a jeep ride "Ooooft if only you could
I don’t mind getting dirty if I’m in a jeep | |||
"I’m no American, but I’ll yank you off any day "Haha | |||
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But I make the perfect cup of tea and will let you nibble on my crumpets....  | |||
"I'm not from England
But I make the perfect cup of tea and will let you nibble on my crumpets.... "Little finger out while drinking? | |||
"I'm not from England
But I make the perfect cup of tea and will let you nibble on my crumpets....
Little finger out while drinking? "You Bet ya ... | |||
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"I'm No Jeep Wrangler but I will make sure you have one hell of a fun ride... and that you'll need a shower afterwards!!
#jeepgirl
Well that sounds fun
I'd take you for a jeep ride
Ooooft if only you could
I don’t mind getting dirty if I’m in a jeep "Well then let's go... And it's a stick ... So always much more fun to drive !! | |||
"I'm No Jeep Wrangler but I will make sure you have one hell of a fun ride... and that you'll need a shower afterwards!!
#jeepgirl
Well that sounds fun
I'd take you for a jeep ride
Ooooft if only you could
I don’t mind getting dirty if I’m in a jeep
Well then let's go... And it's a stick ... So always much more fun to drive !! "You can take me on a ride I’m sure I’ll remember I may need a hand or two for the stick | |||
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"I'm no equestrian but I'll ride you like a pony " | |||
"I'm no Plasterer, but I'll spread you nice and ensure a good finish." | |||
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"I’m no astrologer but I’ve just discovered Uranus." | |||
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"I'm no Scorpion but I will Rock you like a Florida Hurricane !! " | |||
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"I'm no burglar, but I'd love to smash your back doors in "Brilliant!! | |||
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"I'm no Brad Pitt, but my greatest work was when in Snatch. "
Brilliant my favourite by far | |||
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"I’m no bread expert but I’ll give you a good rise and you can check my baps " Haha | |||
But lay back spread your legs and I’ll give you the best examination you’ve ever experienced
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"These have really made me laugh. Good thread "I do try to brighten the world of fab with a little silly humerus thread | |||
"I'm not Nelly the Rapper but I will make it extra "hot in here" and trust me you will be taking off all your clothes... "Booom | |||
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"Im no fan of chocolate but I'd pull your snickers down" | |||
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