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The TOP TEN forumites in the world today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Erm...*coughs* you forgot someone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm...*coughs* you forgot someone. "

At least one !

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh you’re a glutton for punishment .

I’m not eating worms today though, they are frozen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore "

I didn't make the top ten either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore "

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

I didn't make the top ten either "

You don't deserve to be on there if you forgot to put yourself up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sad face. And I thought we were friends

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Well someone doesn't like chewing food coz they'll be needing a straw and a blender if this keeps happening

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Well someone doesn't like chewing food coz they'll be needing a straw and a blender if this keeps happening "

Shall we 2 him up?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

I didn't make the top ten either "

Well there's a predicament

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh no another list I didn't appear on surprise surprise

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Well someone doesn't like chewing food coz they'll be needing a straw and a blender if this keeps happening

Shall we 2 him up?"

Yeah, kapow beeeeyatch

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own "

Haha erm how about shover of tits in your facer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well someone doesn't like chewing food coz they'll be needing a straw and a blender if this keeps happening "

I love smoothies! What are we having?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own

Haha erm how about shover of tits in your facer? "

I like that one. Can you make it work?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1 "

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That really is the most inaccurate list that has ever existed.

In fact it's bollox.

In fact it's shite.

In fact........ it's plain wrong.

Where's my couldn't give a fuck smile app ..... ?

Here's my arse hole instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy. "

It keeps you on top.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

What do you get for being in the top ten? A badge? A small trophy ? Or a wooden spoon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 24/01/21 17:40:43]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

roses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think you missed my name on that list ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"roses "

I seen that first post ha ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You've upset Natalie.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"roses "
prefer quality streets if I’m being honest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"roses

I seen that first post ha ha "

Shhhhhhhhh so did I

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"roses

I seen that first post ha ha "

And me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"roses

I seen that first post ha ha

And me "

Keep it under your boobs Anabelle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You've upset Natalie. "

I am just messing around Ha ha lol

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I didn't want to be listed anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh . Well thank you very much Charlie! I only came on to share with everyone that I just found TWO untouched selection boxes...and now this . I feel like I should probably go buy a scratch card or something while my luck's holding!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"roses

I seen that first post ha ha

And me

Keep it under your boobs Anabelle "

You got it Granny

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By *peak and SpellCouple  over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Lists pah! What do they mean anyhow?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy?

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I never make these lists

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy? "

Clearly they all bought their place on the list and I am I bothered ? Am I ?

Anabelle and Lana are though ..... poor things.

You've upset Anabelle and Lana

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I never make these lists"

You're too nice.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Well someone doesn't like chewing food coz they'll be needing a straw and a blender if this keeps happening

I love smoothies! What are we having? "

We?

I'll be having something yummy and eating it with my teethies....

You, well, fresh dog egg and slug

The cheek!

Pfffft

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ......

Lana made the list !

Sod her..... her selection boxes are mouldy anyhow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh ......

Lana made the list !

Sod her..... her selection boxes are mouldy anyhow."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh ......

Lana made the list !

Sod her..... her selection boxes are mouldy anyhow.

"

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*"

How could you not be on?! What a cad.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*

How could you not be on?! What a cad."

AND a bounder!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy?

Clearly they all bought their place on the list and I am I bothered ? Am I ?

Anabelle and Lana are though ..... poor things.

You've upset Anabelle and Lana "

Just gutted ..truly

How do I get in the next one

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*

How could you not be on?! What a cad.

AND a bounder! "

And a rotter. Men! Stick with women who top the list Nell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*

How could you not be on?! What a cad.

AND a bounder!

And a rotter. Men! Stick with women who top the list Nell. "

Maybe some of your divinity will transfer to me through osmosis or some shit....

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

How to lose friends and influence cliques.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy?

Clearly they all bought their place on the list and I am I bothered ? Am I ?

Anabelle and Lana are though ..... poor things.

You've upset Anabelle and Lana

Just gutted ..truly

How do I get in the next one "

Kiss Estragon's arse ?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own

Haha erm how about shover of tits in your facer?

I like that one. Can you make it work?"

Can't see why not, though may end up suffocating people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ha!"

Ha!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*

How could you not be on?! What a cad.

AND a bounder!

And a rotter. Men! Stick with women who top the list Nell.

Maybe some of your divinity will transfer to me through osmosis or some shit...."

ewwwwwwwwww divine shite .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*

How could you not be on?! What a cad.

AND a bounder!

And a rotter. Men! Stick with women who top the list Nell.

Maybe some of your divinity will transfer to me through osmosis or some shit....

ewwwwwwwwww divine shite ..... "

Smells like lavender and is all sparkly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How to lose friends and influence cliques. "

Haha xx

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy?

Clearly they all bought their place on the list and I am I bothered ? Am I ?

Anabelle and Lana are though ..... poor things.

You've upset Anabelle and Lana

Just gutted ..truly

How do I get in the next one

Kiss Estragon's arse ?"

There must be an easier way...surely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed "

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am shocked and offended to be overlooked, young Estragon! The betrothal is off! *flounces very pointedly*"

Meli told me you couldn't be on as it would draw attention to you and you'd forget about her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs."

I'll see what I can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy?

Clearly they all bought their place on the list and I am I bothered ? Am I ?

Anabelle and Lana are though ..... poor things.

You've upset Anabelle and Lana

Just gutted ..truly

How do I get in the next one

Kiss Estragon's arse ?"

You were on last month's list but your metrics this month have been poor.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own

Haha erm how about shover of tits in your facer?

I like that one. Can you make it work?

Can't see why not, though may end up suffocating people "

My hand is up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Christ ........ what are my metrics ?

I'm going to do fuck all to up them ......

I've been doing 'things'......

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Must up my game

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own

Haha erm how about shover of tits in your facer?

I like that one. Can you make it work?

Can't see why not, though may end up suffocating people

My hand is up "

You're most welcome to nuzzle your face into my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

I'll see what I can do. "

Or when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap you face’ kept ‘Vienna’ by Ultravox off of the top spot, same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You left me off again!!! My fab popularity is of critical importance to me. I'm going to flounce off all diva like, and come back with some pictures of my tits or something, cause I'm an attention seeking whore

Err, excuse me, attention seeking whore is my tag, find yer own

Haha erm how about shover of tits in your facer?

I like that one. Can you make it work?

Can't see why not, though may end up suffocating people

My hand is up

You're most welcome to nuzzle your face into my boobs "

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Christ ........ what are my metrics ?

I'm going to do fuck all to up them ......

I've been doing 'things'...... "

Don't ask me. It's just what the algorithm spits out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

I'll see what I can do.

Or when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap you face’ kept ‘Vienna’ by Ultravox off of the top spot, same thing. "

It's a not so bad.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs."

You're number 2 because you keep recycling old jokes. Bring some new material and you'll get up there.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

According to shite site...... my metrics are one single set of data.....

So ... what single data did I not get out ???? My fanny ? Cos tits must be 2 datas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s a fantastic list OP, can I ask what metrics were used in the compilation of your list? Was it number of posts? Engagement with their posts? Thread popularity? Something else entirely?

Or is it really just a list of people you fancy?

Clearly they all bought their place on the list and I am I bothered ? Am I ?

Anabelle and Lana are though ..... poor things.

You've upset Anabelle and Lana

Just gutted ..truly

How do I get in the next one "

It’s ok your definitely on my list off most beautiful formites

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Must up my game "

Don't Anabelle....... wait till he begs and he will.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

You're number 2 because you keep recycling old jokes. Bring some new material and you'll get up there."

You've changed Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

You're number 2 because you keep recycling old jokes. Bring some new material and you'll get up there."

*reels in*

Too easy. Shhhh, there’s some new people on this thread that didn’t see the last one where I used the same two jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

You're number 2 because you keep recycling old jokes. Bring some new material and you'll get up there."

No! I like the classics! It'd be like going to see Robson & Jerome and them not doing Up On The Roof.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Devastated.

Truly devastated Estragon.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

New on the thread ? There's two on the list that i've never even heard of .....

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Out of curiosity what ranking am I at the moment and what’s the criteria for top 10

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Me number 2 and Meli number 1 is like when Robson and Jerome kept ‘Common People’ by Pulp from the top spot, shocking state of affairs.

You're number 2 because you keep recycling old jokes. Bring some new material and you'll get up there.

You've changed Meli."

Sorry Granny Crumpet. I shall try and not let the list get to my head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God, imagine the pressure! *Breathes sigh of relief!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha well thank you but I really think someone else could take my spot

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Too late ....... tsk ..... too late.

S.M.H

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That was to Meli ......

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Christ ........ what are my metrics ?

I'm going to do fuck all to up them ......

I've been doing 'things'...... "

I thought you were still working in imperial Granny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"God, imagine the pressure! *Breathes sigh of relief! "

I know ...... imagine having to get dressed to surf AND project niceness all the time ........ sheesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Out of curiosity what ranking am I at the moment and what’s the criteria for top 10 "

You are 146th. I can't tell you what the criteria are as this list must remain organic and free from manipulation.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Out of curiosity what ranking am I at the moment and what’s the criteria for top 10

You are 146th. I can't tell you what the criteria are as this list must remain organic and free from manipulation. "

Christ I’m amazed I’m that high!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He means don't eat processed foods or buy into a pyramid scheme

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jamie Hants slipping out the Top 10, didn’t think I’d see the day.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Devastated.

Truly devastated Estragon."

Don’t be devastated if it makes any conversation prize ur on top off my hottest forumtie list as ur the most beautiful careing sexiest person hear x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"He means don't eat processed foods or buy into a pyramid scheme"

Too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jamie Hants slipping out the Top 10, didn’t think I’d see the day. "

Shocker isn't it? I never thought she'd go down but she's proved me wrong.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Must up my game "

You don’t need to you game is already superior

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Jamie Hants slipping out the Top 10, didn’t think I’d see the day.

Shocker isn't it? I never thought she'd go down but she's proved me wrong. "

They all go down in the end .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck yes I feel so loved!

I would like to thank my dad and his balls for creating me in a moment of passion and also I would like to thank everyone who voted as I know it was definitely 96% of forum users who thought I deserved that magic number 3.

You're a star OP I will give you that 50 quid when I next see you at Lidl wink wink nudge nudge!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Christ ........ what are my metrics ?

I'm going to do fuck all to up them ......

I've been doing 'things'......

I thought you were still working in imperial Granny. "

Huggy ....... I can do comparisons and conversions.....

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Jamie Hants slipping out the Top 10, didn’t think I’d see the day.

Shocker isn't it? I never thought she'd go down but she's proved me wrong.

They all go down in the end ....... "

Only if you're in their top 10, otherwise they don't bother.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy. "

I've still not seen your tight quim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank God I'm not on that list

I hate being popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Estragon - you can tell the truth, it’s okay, you used the algorithm that they used for last years G.C.S.E.’s didn’t you?

In my defence I am not even really sure what a forumite is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank God I'm not on that list

I hate being popular "

It isn't easy being in the top 10.

Trust me I am an expert.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thank God I'm not on that list

I hate being popular

It isn't easy being in the top 10.

Trust me I am an expert."

If I ever get there you can have my spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No Not so Posh????

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Estragon - you can tell the truth, it’s okay, you used the algorithm that they used for last years G.C.S.E.’s didn’t you?

In my defence I am not even really sure what a forumite is "

That was determined using the IP dip dog shit method was it not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Estragon - you can tell the truth, it’s okay, you used the algorithm that they used for last years G.C.S.E.’s didn’t you?

In my defence I am not even really sure what a forumite is "

The guys down at Infinity Rocket Plastics sorted it out for me along with some spyware.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm going for a bath .......

Sex and pizza night. I don't eat pizza though ......

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy.

I've still not seen your tight quim"

You have not! I shall rectify that shortly but prepare to be envious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy.

I've still not seen your tight quim

You have not! I shall rectify that shortly but prepare to be envious."

I can die a happy woman now.

I would like to say sorry to all the losers who didn't make it into the top 10 because only the top 10 see Melanie's quim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d agree with some of those. Def Meli at No.1

Aww thanks DC, it's called having that tight quim energy.

I've still not seen your tight quim

You have not! I shall rectify that shortly but prepare to be envious.

I can die a happy woman now.

I would like to say sorry to all the losers who didn't make it into the top 10 because only the top 10 see Melanie's quim."

It's a snatch 22 situation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Estragon - you can tell the truth, it’s okay, you used the algorithm that they used for last years G.C.S.E.’s didn’t you?

In my defence I am not even really sure what a forumite is "

Yeah yeah, you make it into the top 10 and claim not to know what it's all for? Chinny reckon....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you for the sentiment, too kind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me! there's some arse licking going on here

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount "

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meli? Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just printed this list out and put it into my scrapbook.

Thanks again Estragon for making me feel special.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Oh no another list I didn't appear on surprise surprise "

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10! "

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!) "

It was us or the watermelons, he can’t focus on both, I admire his courage to break free.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!)

It was us or the watermelons, he can’t focus on both, I admire his courage to break free. "

At least we have you. Unless you’re going to bin us off in favour of pomegranates or something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!)

It was us or the watermelons, he can’t focus on both, I admire his courage to break free. "

And isn't this what we should all be doing? Finding our own watermelon in life? Our own little slice of mouthwatering magic?

Why do people have to create these lists?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!)

It was us or the watermelons, he can’t focus on both, I admire his courage to break free.

And isn't this what we should all be doing? Finding our own watermelon in life? Our own little slice of mouthwatering magic?

Why do people have to create these lists? "

Ain't no watermelon like F&Bs watermelon baby

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed "

How very dare you....so sexist not having a trans person anywhere on that list....men....pah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!)

It was us or the watermelons, he can’t focus on both, I admire his courage to break free.

And isn't this what we should all be doing? Finding our own watermelon in life? Our own little slice of mouthwatering magic?

Why do people have to create these lists?

Ain't no watermelon like F&Bs watermelon baby

"

He has a watermelon baby now? Congratulations!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Meli? Pfft "

I'm going to take this as the appreciate pfft it is. Thank you Swing for your support

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no another list I didn't appear on surprise surprise

"

I think I need a list of my own xx

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Oh no another list I didn't appear on surprise surprise

I think I need a list of my own xx"

Yes you should x

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed "

Way to alienate the rest of the forum users.

Some of whome are extremely lonely at the moment and rubbing their noses in it that they are not"popular" for some will really Sting.

Personally I could not give less of a fuck but one thing I really have hated since being on here are sycophantic blow smoke up each others arses thread's that appear almost daily.

Look it doesn't make you bad people I have no beef with any of you.

It's what these threads stand for that bothers me.

For the most part I come on here to talk nonsense, be sarcastic and occasionally respond to a serious post and be a perv now and then.

I wasn't aware that it's a popularity contest?

I don't know any of you and like I said have no agenda or beef.

I guess I should just not read them and steer clear in the future.

Oh and btw this is not sour grapes being popular is the last thing I want.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"A top ten list without F&B?! I demand a recount

I know! It is a shame that strange man doesn't spend enough time on here these days! What a loser he is! But at what cost?! Now he has missed out on top 10!

He shouldn’t be allowed to have a life outside of Fab, it’s just not fair (on the rest of us!)

It was us or the watermelons, he can’t focus on both, I admire his courage to break free.

And isn't this what we should all be doing? Finding our own watermelon in life? Our own little slice of mouthwatering magic?

Why do people have to create these lists?

Ain't no watermelon like F&Bs watermelon baby

He has a watermelon baby now? Congratulations! "

Somebody say watermelon?? Nobody puts Yeah Baby in the corner top ten blah lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I remove myself from the list, I know I got there on my own terms and didn’t pander to the masses and refused to sell out, but the backlash is too great and think I prefer to be more indie and less commercial ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I remove myself from the list, I know I got there on my own terms and didn’t pander to the masses and refused to sell out, but the backlash is too great and think I prefer to be more indie and less commercial ?!

"

Nope, if I have to suffer it, so do you

Now get your shiny pants on and wiggle that phat ass bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Way to alienate the rest of the forum users.

Some of whome are extremely lonely at the moment and rubbing their noses in it that they are not"popular" for some will really Sting.

Personally I could not give less of a fuck but one thing I really have hated since being on here are sycophantic blow smoke up each others arses thread's that appear almost daily.

Look it doesn't make you bad people I have no beef with any of you.

It's what these threads stand for that bothers me.

For the most part I come on here to talk nonsense, be sarcastic and occasionally respond to a serious post and be a perv now and then.

I wasn't aware that it's a popularity contest?

I don't know any of you and like I said have no agenda or beef.

I guess I should just not read them and steer clear in the future.

Oh and btw this is not sour grapes being popular is the last thing I want."

The metrics have responded positively to this post. They are showing some very strong figures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I remove myself from the list, I know I got there on my own terms and didn’t pander to the masses and refused to sell out, but the backlash is too great and think I prefer to be more indie and less commercial ?!

"

Sorry. You're like the Manic Street Preachers now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Lemonbuttercream

4. Samuel Tender

5. Lana Del Hey

6. Virginagirl

7. Halowithhorns

8. Ivy

9. Miss Dreavus

10. Erect Jim

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab at the moment. We are truly blessed

Way to alienate the rest of the forum users.

Some of whome are extremely lonely at the moment and rubbing their noses in it that they are not"popular" for some will really Sting.

Personally I could not give less of a fuck but one thing I really have hated since being on here are sycophantic blow smoke up each others arses thread's that appear almost daily.

Look it doesn't make you bad people I have no beef with any of you.

It's what these threads stand for that bothers me.

For the most part I come on here to talk nonsense, be sarcastic and occasionally respond to a serious post and be a perv now and then.

I wasn't aware that it's a popularity contest?

I don't know any of you and like I said have no agenda or beef.

I guess I should just not read them and steer clear in the future.

Oh and btw this is not sour grapes being popular is the last thing I want."

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Can I remove myself from the list, I know I got there on my own terms and didn’t pander to the masses and refused to sell out, but the backlash is too great and think I prefer to be more indie and less commercial ?!

Nope, if I have to suffer it, so do you

Now get your shiny pants on and wiggle that phat ass bitch! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

^Probably this lot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"^Probably this lot."

Well played there sir.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"^Probably this lot."

They don't even go here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"^Probably this lot."

Oh bugger. You mean this has been done before?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Horrible list

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