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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)  |
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over a year ago
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"Hmph....can't get much further away from me and still be in the same country.....I know you don't mince really  "
you'd never catch me with that gammy hip anyway !
besides, the festival goers would be wondering why von smallhausen from allo allo was chasing duncan norvelles overweight uncle round in the style of benny hill ! |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Hmph....can't get much further away from me and still be in the same country.....I know you don't mince really
you'd never catch me with that gammy hip anyway !
besides, the festival goers would be wondering why von smallhausen from allo allo was chasing duncan norvelles overweight uncle round in the style of benny hill !"
You mean I'm Von Smallhausen....I was hoping for a comparison to Mimi Labonq or at least one of the female characters 
I take it all back.....ya big MINCER you
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"Hmph....can't get much further away from me and still be in the same country.....I know you don't mince really
you'd never catch me with that gammy hip anyway !
besides, the festival goers would be wondering why von smallhausen from allo allo was chasing duncan norvelles overweight uncle round in the style of benny hill !
You mean I'm Von Smallhausen....I was hoping for a comparison to Mimi Labonq or at least one of the female characters
I take it all back.....ya big MINCER you
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In the theme of the reply, I shall say this only once, get knotted ! |
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!) "
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there "
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No, but will be near Arse End when you're in Penrith.
Ah, but how do you know which is my Arse End, there's lots round this way you know  "
I'll drive around until I find the pampas grass or those other signs that mean 'thar be swingers here' 
I'll be near Witherslack - which always makes me wince slighty. |
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices "
Any chance of a lick rather than a sniff? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices
Any chance of a lick rather than a sniff?"
was thinking the same thing |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"No, but will be near Arse End when you're in Penrith.
Ah, but how do you know which is my Arse End, there's lots round this way you know
I'll drive around until I find the pampas grass or those other signs that mean 'thar be swingers here'
I'll be near Witherslack - which always makes me wince slighty."
Tis a bit of an Arse End as well, but still best part of an hour's drive from my Arse End....for less wincing try Cockley Beck or Cockermouth |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices
Any chance of a lick rather than a sniff?
was thinking the same thing "
Oh alright then.....form an orderly queue....no shoving Mushy |
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices
Any chance of a lick rather than a sniff?
was thinking the same thing
Oh alright then.....form an orderly queue....no shoving Mushy "
Here, here, i'm delicate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices
Any chance of a lick rather than a sniff?
was thinking the same thing
Oh alright then.....form an orderly queue....no shoving Mushy
Here, here, i'm delicate. "
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
Get us a bit of mint cake while ya there
My Mam sez I can only share if I've got enough to go round everyone....it'll be barely a sniff of mintcake each at festival prices
Any chance of a lick rather than a sniff?
was thinking the same thing
Oh alright then.....form an orderly queue....no shoving Mushy
Here, here, i'm delicate. "
Trust you to pick up on me missing a fecking comma.....blimming grammar swot  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Thanks Pierre, but I've not heard of anyone off the line-up....sorry, I'm not very hip and trendy
I've put a request in for Dr Feelgood..."
Can't believe you remembered that!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks Pierre, but I've not heard of anyone off the line-up....sorry, I'm not very hip and trendy
I've put a request in for Dr Feelgood...
Can't believe you remembered that!!!!!! "
It was a memorable story!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!) "
I was thinking about it but not sure. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
I was thinking about it but not sure."
It's sold out far as I know, just wondered if any swingers were gonna be there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
I was thinking about it but not sure.
It's sold out far as I know, just wondered if any swingers were gonna be there "
Well if I do verture I'll have to let you know... Maybe I can entertain you. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
I was thinking about it but not sure.
It's sold out far as I know, just wondered if any swingers were gonna be there
Well if I do verture I'll have to let you know... Maybe I can entertain you."
Oh Scott, it's gotta be in the first day or so of camping....after that I just don't feel up to playing if I'm keeping clean with wetwipes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any Forumites braving the chill of the North to go to Kendal Calling Festival this year at Penrith (yeah, I know, Cumbrians - can't even name a festival for the place it's being held at - go figure)
See you in the Fields (I'll be the cripple hobbling round with a gammy hip, loads of painkillers and BEER!)
I was thinking about it but not sure.
It's sold out far as I know, just wondered if any swingers were gonna be there
Well if I do verture I'll have to let you know... Maybe I can entertain you.
Oh Scott, it's gotta be in the first day or so of camping....after that I just don't feel up to playing if I'm keeping clean with wetwipes "
If I go I'd be in a hotel. Done my fair share of camping over the years. Maybe I could wash your dirty bits..... Like your mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im going to the christian fellowship church festival and prey to god that --------- he recuses me from my boring life and finds me a sex starved women who will rip my clothes off and have there wicked way with me and ------ omg !!! did i say that out loud lol |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I shall be attending, I'll be the one dancing in the middle of a field with a beer, can't miss me!  "
Combined with the canny description on your profile, I definately won't miss you.....see you in the fields (I hope - slipped a fecking disc this morning, hoping my physio can put it back in else I won't be going) |
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