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over a year ago
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!! "
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter "
Fill me from the top then!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter
Fill me from the top then! "
I never knew this was even a thing before this thread - but that answer just properly made me laugh!! |
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter
Fill me from the top then! "
Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter
Fill me from the top then!
Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?"
From the top to the top  |
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter
Fill me from the top then!
Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?
From the top to the top "
Or from the tip to the top... |
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"There’s so many of them suddenly tho.
I’m 51 ffs!
Oh..... I don’t have a womb either!!!
I'm sure they don't want the baby, just to fill you with baby batter
Fill me from the top then!
Wait, "from" the top? "To" the top, surely?
From the top to the top "
Well, what the lady wants the lady gets! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?
It’s like a second epidemic!!! 
Now that people are begging to breed you, we can consider your transition to now be officially complete "
I guess so  |
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"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?
It’s like a second epidemic!!! "
like how the ffk do you even start a sentence off with something like that,,??
These fools need help or Jesus,
Or help and Jesus, |
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"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.
Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please 
Sorry, I'm on the pill.
Bloody timewaster
But we can still practice. "
Awww go on then  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I feel left out now - i haven't had one of those in ages.
Chunky.....would you allow me to breed you...please
Sorry, I'm on the pill.
Bloody timewaster
But we can still practice.
Awww go on then "
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"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?
It’s like a second epidemic!!! "
Urgh! But if it happened to me i would be very tempted to say something along the lines of being very flattered, but that they really ought to know about how i used to work in a genetics lab and there was this accident with some spider DNA... I can't walk up walls or anything, that would be ridiculous, but the offer of a warm body to lay my eggs inside was much appreciated...
Wonder how far i could get through the description of the eggs hatching and the babies eating their way out...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?
It’s like a second epidemic!!! "
Yep they ask me too...and probably every woman known to man on here. Just attention seeking. |
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"Is it with guys asking if they get me pregnant recently?
It’s like a second epidemic!!!
Urgh! But if it happened to me i would be very tempted to say something along the lines of being very flattered, but that they really ought to know about how i used to work in a genetics lab and there was this accident with some spider DNA... I can't walk up walls or anything, that would be ridiculous, but the offer of a warm body to lay my eggs inside was much appreciated...
Wonder how far i could get through the description of the eggs hatching and the babies eating their way out... "
Ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you 
That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate."
Oh Meli, I'll always want to impregnate you  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you
That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.
Oh Meli, I'll always want to impregnate you "
Thank you for the validation, I was hoping you'd see this. I'll always want to be your baby mama. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you
That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.
Oh Meli, I'll always want to impregnate you
Thank you for the validation, I was hoping you'd see this. I'll always want to be your baby mama. "
I'm so glad you see me that way. I'd offer to be your baby mama right back, only I've had my tubes tied |
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"Is this just a way of saying that they want to cum inside you?
Or they really want a baby! Either way "
more like they are too tight to buy condoms,
great thread though, cheered me up on a snowy afternoon
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you
That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.
I was sterilised at at 23
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I had a vasectomy at 28. Go figure |
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"You kmow you're past it when no one wants to impregnate you
That's really sad. I dread the day when men stop seeing me as fertile enough to impregnate.
I was sterilised at at 23
I had a vasectomy at 28. Go figure "
Looking back I was quite young... I have never regretted it for a minute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst this doesn't turn me on at all, if you think about it, it's probably the most natural and primal urge a male should have... Evolution and all that! |
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"Whilst this doesn't turn me on at all, if you think about it, it's probably the most natural and primal urge a male should have... Evolution and all that!"
I get that but used a chat up line..it doesn’t turn me on either. |
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