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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Got woken up to what sounded like someone moving about downstairs.

Checked my sons room, he's fast asleep.

Crept stealthy downstairs wondering what I'd find pushed the door open turned the light on nothing absolutely nothing good job really seeing as I was naked.

Like a dick I'd left the heating on and it had kicked in ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had these moments, unfortunately it was 2 guys broken in. Luckily a 1969 SS cricket bat and a butchers knife saw them away. My 40kg dog was fucking useless. I was also naked. I proper shit myself regardless of being ex military.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Reminds me of this Jason Manford sketch...

https://youtu.be/-JJKTz1s3SM

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

See, I hear a noise and I just think, ah well....

Maybe I should get myself a naked man to go check out the bumps in the night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had this tonight too, something rattling in the kitchen, still no idea what

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I've had these moments, unfortunately it was 2 guys broken in. Luckily a 1969 SS cricket bat and a butchers knife saw them away. My 40kg dog was fucking useless. I was also naked. I proper shit myself regardless of being ex military."

They had a lucky escape then.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"See, I hear a noise and I just think, ah well....

Maybe I should get myself a naked man to go check out the bumps in the night "

You should

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I had this tonight too, something rattling in the kitchen, still no idea what "

Has it stopped now?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Reminds me of this Jason Manford sketch...

https://youtu.be/-JJKTz1s3SM"

Yep

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging."

Lucky pipes

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging.

Lucky pipes "

I know what you need

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to get up now, the pipes are still banging.

Lucky pipes

I know what you need "

Pipes?

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I am absolutely furious that my upstairs neighbour moved lots of furniture around directly above my bedroom at 1am and woke me up

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