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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For my soon to be ex-wife. Seems a shame not to mark the occasion.
I'm thinking a bottle of wine, a vibrator moulded from my penis and a ready meal for 1?
Too much? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't be so generous. Keep the wine, and send the penis this way 
I'm only little, there is enough in the packet to make 2  "
Post hers. Hand deliver mine and bring the wine  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more"
I was an absolute darling. I framed one and gave it to my ex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more"
Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived  |
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"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more
Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived "
But you’re free now.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more
Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived
But you’re free now. "
Very true Mr Mystique, im free in a lockdown  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more
Laminated
In smelly asparagus cum?
Bitter taste "
I wouldnt know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A signed copy of the decree absolute will be the best gift you could ever give her and nothing more
Well she took my savings, house and car so an extra couple of quid won't hurt, at least my pensions survived "
Been there. Sad how the law ass fucks the man in a divorce where there is money to be had for her. |
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