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50 ways to leave a lover.

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By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Let create our own list.

I’ll start:

Find a new den, Ben.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's you. Not me.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Its me, I dont like your face

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Its me, I dont like your face

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Its me, I dont like your face

That wasn't meant for you.....we haven't been lovers yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its me, I dont like your face

Boo!! Well you don’t put the loo seat down after you!! So I’m out

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Find a new knob, Bob.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Find a new knob, Bob."

Get a new dick Rick

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Its me, I dont like your face

That wasn't meant for you.....we haven't been lovers yet

Good point. Well made. I enjoy your use of yet

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Its me, I dont like your face

Boo!! Well you don’t put the loo seat down after you!! So I’m out

xx "

I've been dumped for less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a new dick, Nic

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By *ow are you ABCMan over a year ago

Chester

Sorry no

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Find a new Domme, Tom

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Fuck off to the moon, June.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get yourself a new sub, Bub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut the chains, Jane

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Off you fuck, cuck

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Make like a tree and leave, Keith.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its me, I dont like your face

Boo!! Well you don’t put the loo seat down after you!! So I’m out

I've been dumped for less

Aww hun

I wouldn’t dump you for that worry not xx

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

You make me puke, luke

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

You dont make me randy, Mandy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you fuck and leave, Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite the gag, slag...

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Find a new cane, Jane

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Give it a spank, Hank

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Your penis is rank, Hank

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Need a new man, Stan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pack your toys, Joy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Youre a bad girl, you make me hurl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn’t meant to be, dean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

learn to wank Grant

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Grab a new stiffy, Cliffy

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

Prefer my dil, Phil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucked your mum, hun.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"learn to wank Grant"

Should have been Frank

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

I sucked your bro, Mo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"learn to wank Grant

Should have been Frank

you need blue pills, Phil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A final blow, Jo

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

You’re just so small, Paul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take your hole, Mol

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Find a new sack jack

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Get someone new to hump, chump.

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

Just want to feel Neil, even though he’s my ex, Lex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride the crabs, Mags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

find another hive, Clive

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

Back to your wank sock, jock

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Let's have sex Rex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find a new place to insert, Bert

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

You cum to quick, Rick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find a new house ya louse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be sick that is did not like you little stick of a prick rick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Fuck off' works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh your mum was so much better

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Here's the text, Rex:

Adios Amigo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On your bike, Mike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're a twat, Pat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not the best for you. You deserve a lot better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go beat your meat, Pete.

Damn I could do this all day.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Hit the bricks, Mick...s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hit the bricks, Mick...s"

Go fuck yourself with A FLAMIN HOT CHEETO, Magneto.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman over a year ago

Telford

Your a shit shag, mags

You lay there like your dead, Fred

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Words can't describe how beautiful you are.

Numbers can,3 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let create our own list.

I’ll start:

Find a new den, Ben."

I will sit on your face Grace

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

It’s better with Gemma, Emma.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Let create our own list.

I’ll start:

Find a new den, Ben."

I need a new knob, Bob.

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

u should only leave them with a smile on ther face

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Those boots are made for walking, now walk out the door.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Your shit, I'm not havin', Gavin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't make me O, Joe.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I don't want you in my bed, Fred

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

You don't make me wet, Bret.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You make me want to heave, Steve

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You don't spoon, June

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You cum too quick, Rick

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You make me wince, Vince

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

You don't like the whip, Phillip.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You don't let me cum in your bum, nun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can’t stay stiff, Griff

I’m tired of that fanny, Annie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your lovemaking's wack, Jack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer my toy, Roy

I’m not into BDSM, Jem

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Your sister is better, Netta

Your mum is better, Netta

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Your mums bum makes me cum, hon

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You're frigid, Bridget

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I want someone who's skinny, Minnie

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry I'm now gay, Ray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find a new home, Jerome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel like a spare part, Julie and Mart

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I don't want the feeling of your knob in, Robin

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You're acting like a c.nt, jane

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Find someone else to queen, Pauline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get out of my face, Trace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just walk out the door

Its not worth it anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just walk out the door

Its not worth it anymore

Sorry ment to add Trevor

Rhyming not my strong point

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Try having a wash josh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its definately not me, its all you, Stu.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

I'm not putting it there Claire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not what I like, Mike

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

We're done, hun.

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

You look like a dick, Rick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s better with Gemma, Emma.

Harsh!

This thread is deadly. Im LMAO

Thanks OP

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

You come to quick rick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer your ex, Rex

You just want to peg, Meg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Abort your child 3 days after expressing your excitement and say it was a miscarriage.

No in fact guys, dont do this one. It never ends well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not clean, Irene

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Abort your child 3 days after expressing your excitement and say it was a miscarriage.

No in fact guys, dont do this one. It never ends well. "

It doesn't rhyme very well either !

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Your pussy's very poxy, Roxy

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

You’re a bit of a pain, Jane

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

You won’t let me cum on your face, Grace

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

You were spotted fucking your ex, lex

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Your cock is far too small, Paul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never shave, Dave

You’re scary, Mary

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

There’s no room for you in here, Mia

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Whys all my stuff on the lawn siobhan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Abort your child 3 days after expressing your excitement and say it was a miscarriage.

No in fact guys, dont do this one. It never ends well. "

That's dark dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your a bit grim, Jim

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Find another lay, Kay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in need of a new game... what's your name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You suck, Chuck.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I've had better, Loretta

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"You suck, Chuck."

You turned me gay, Lana del Hey

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You spit, Britt

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Get yourself on Tinder, Linda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You suck, Chuck.

You turned me gay, Lana del Hey

Sorry I bent ye, Soph720

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"You suck, Chuck.

You turned me gay, Lana del Hey

Sorry I bent ye, Soph720"

That sounds ace in my head in a Scottish accent

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Your best friend i pumped, therefore you're dumped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I admit it ! I’ve been sleeping with your sister and her husband and they’re both better than you, I need to confess ! Tess.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You always stink of smeg, Greg

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m with Harry and Sally, Gary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dick is small, paul

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Your BJ's are poo, Lou

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Find a new fuck, Chuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not into THAT, Pat

You’re straight but I’m bi, Guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one of our mates once claimed to be told to '0161 do one'... we were never quite sure if it actually happened

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

You want to fuck my arse? Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go and join fab, bab

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

"Go and join fab, bab"

Leave her to clean up the kids puke Luke

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

My love for you is barren, Karen

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

She’s got nicer tits, Vix

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just fucking well leave, Steve

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You don't close the toilet lid, Sid

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do not pass go, Joe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a new Dom, Marjorie

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Your pussys too large Marge ...ps if you find my wristwatch can I have it back please

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Take a kick up the hole, Joel

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Your long time gone Don

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Your long time gone Don

"
bigly

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Give me back your key, Lee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re just a teaser, Theresa

You can’t make be squirt, Bert

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Go run for the bus, Gus

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By *oeliquorMan over a year ago

Fort myers

"Go run for the bus, Gus"

Stay on the bus Gus

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dont bother to pack, Jack

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You've got a flaccid willy, Billy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t get no relief, Keith

You’re really a man, Anne

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

You need a shave Dave

You need to leave Steve

You ain't the man Dan

That's the end of that Matt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are too plain, jane

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"You are too plain, jane"

You're just not right, midnight

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

You smell of ham, Pam

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

You're too sweaty, Betty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your dick is small, paul"

Your snake is innate, jake

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

You are not tickling my fancy, Nancy.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm leaving ya...Olivia.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'd rather spent the rest of my days in jail, than spend another day with you, Abigail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re not very keen, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene...

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

Your just to plain Jane

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Get going, Owen

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You're scary, Mary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pack up your sack, Jack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry bub, you are in the dumped club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nibble your own pickle

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By *alldarkandharmlessMan over a year ago

Ross on Wye

Just cum in my puss Russ

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman over a year ago

Cambs

Satisfied.. isn't that how you're supposed to leave a lover?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Don't take my house, scouse

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Fuck off and rot, Scott

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Your not up to the job, rob

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