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Why Dont Owls Mate In The Rain?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They are "Too Wet To Woo"

If this made your eyes roll into your head like your crushes tongue was lapping your pissbits, then i challengs you to post your best one liners!!

Peace and love

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

A perfectionist walked into a bar, apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 cows in a field, one said to the other "you worried about this mad cows disease"

The other says

"Why would I be worried, I am a helicopter"

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By *unesMan over a year ago

scarborough

Toulouse lautrec walks into a bar...sees van gogh in the corner and asks " vincent, you want a drink?" Reply " no thanks I got one 'ere".....

I'll get my coat

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

He/she has a face like a rat licking p**s off a thistle.

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

I got a text message from a guy at work saying he’s caught COVID from his cat but don’t ask meow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking to be a stud, I've got the STDs, all I need is U....

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By *peak and SpellCouple over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Mark Knopfler comes home carrying a large picture in a frame & a bag of chips

Wife: What you been up to?

MK: I was at the Auction & got a French Impressionist painting & I got you a bag of chips

Wife: How much have spent this time?

MK: Nothing! I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

How do you make a water bed bouncier ? Fill it with spring water.

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Owls probably don't mate in the because their feathers don't generate the same protective oily coating that other birds do.

It helps them fly more silently, but it means they get soggy in a way that other birds don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love these jokes! Especially Op’s joke

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

"Owls probably don't mate in the because their feathers don't generate the same protective oily coating that other birds do.

It helps them fly more silently, but it means they get soggy in a way that other birds don't.

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

"Owls probably don't mate in the because their feathers don't generate the same protective oily coating that other birds do.

It helps them fly more silently, but it means they get soggy in a way that other birds don't.

So if it is rainy, they have to shooo out

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

What is the most common owl in Britain ?

The teat-owl

It's found in every kitchen

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Owls probably don't mate in the because their feathers don't generate the same protective oily coating that other birds do.

It helps them fly more silently, but it means they get soggy in a way that other birds don't.

Nice bit of useless information there

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