"Do a forum search for the thread called "heels" started by myself 2 days ago.
There's a low right there  "
I cried with laughter reading your Heels post... sorry for your starfish but funny as hell! |
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"Do a forum search for the thread called "heels" started by myself 2 days ago.
There's a low right there
I cried with laughter reading your Heels post... sorry for your starfish but funny as hell!"
I feel sharing my woes is the least I can do to give people a giggle  |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt "
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh? |
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over a year ago
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I lost a jewelled butt plug up there. Have in hindsight found there is a design fault with them and lots of people had the same problem....
Thankfully after a lot of worrying and a helping hand from hubby, we retrieved it  |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?"
Love your work! Exactly, cradle his balls, breath heavily into his ears, a healthy dollop of KY and that is an NHS I can get behind! |
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"I lost a jewelled butt plug up there. Have in hindsight found there is a design fault with them and lots of people had the same problem....
Thankfully after a lot of worrying and a helping hand from hubby, we retrieved it "
To be fair... i have done my share of digging for diamonds in lovely bums too! |
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"I lost a jewelled butt plug up there. Have in hindsight found there is a design fault with them and lots of people had the same problem....
Thankfully after a lot of worrying and a helping hand from hubby, we retrieved it "
We have one. Whats the fault? |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?
Love your work! Exactly, cradle his balls, breath heavily into his ears, a healthy dollop of KY and that is an NHS I can get behind! "
Would that not be the NHS getting "behind" you?
Ba-dum-tush |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?
Love your work! Exactly, cradle his balls, breath heavily into his ears, a healthy dollop of KY and that is an NHS I can get behind!
Would that not be the NHS getting "behind" you?
Ba-dum-tush "
Shit, i thought that too! ?? |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?"
Do you mean if SHE took me out, it was a female doctor lol |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?
Do you mean if SHE took me out, it was a female doctor lol "
Well there you have it, she probably had claws and didn't want you getting a boner.
Bitch still could have cupped yer nuggs tho to sweeten the deal |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?
Do you mean if SHE took me out, it was a female doctor lol "
Well then maybe all you needed was a male quack.... different strokes and all that...  |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"I lost a jewelled butt plug up there. Have in hindsight found there is a design fault with them and lots of people had the same problem....
Thankfully after a lot of worrying and a helping hand from hubby, we retrieved it "
I had the same, definitely killed the atmosphere, but we laugh about it now |
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"I lost a jewelled butt plug up there. Have in hindsight found there is a design fault with them and lots of people had the same problem....
Thankfully after a lot of worrying and a helping hand from hubby, we retrieved it
We have one. Whats the fault? "
The largest part of the plug should be the width of the end(jewelled part) but it's not it's the main plug which is bigger. This means they can go missing easily. Google it. It wasn't until I looked it up I realised how many people had problems with them |
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"I lost a jewelled butt plug up there. Have in hindsight found there is a design fault with them and lots of people had the same problem....
Thankfully after a lot of worrying and a helping hand from hubby, we retrieved it
We have one. Whats the fault? "
Google problems jewelled butt plug |
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Got a butt plug stuck in there before never swallowed it more a case off to big a step down went from 8 inches to 1 inches base poped it in then tryed to take it out and released it was to big to come back out
Had to Oder numbing lube and num my hole and just pull
Once used a pussy pump on my it pump it up quite well
Wouldn’t go back down started to panic as I thought it was never going to go back down took 15 hours and 4 ice packs to take the swelling down left me with a black and blue ass for a week or two |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?
Do you mean if SHE took me out, it was a female doctor lol
Well there you have it, she probably had claws and didn't want you getting a boner.
Bitch still could have cupped yer nuggs tho to sweeten the deal "
I always hope for the doctor to have very large dick fingers when I get mine checked, yet to do it whilst wearing a nice dress and stocking though  |
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"Got a butt plug stuck in there before never swallowed it more a case off to big a step down went from 8 inches to 1 inches base poped it in then tryed to take it out and released it was to big to come back out
Had to Oder numbing lube and num my hole and just pull
Once used a pussy pump on my it pump it up quite well
Wouldn’t go back down started to panic as I thought it was never going to go back down took 15 hours and 4 ice packs to take the swelling down left me with a black and blue ass for a week or two "
Sorry Nat but I'm cracking up at arse pumping |
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"The only thing I’ve had up my bum is a doctors finger checking my prostate and no I didn’t enjoy it it actually hurt
Maybe if he took you for dinner first and gave you a good 10 mins rimming to loosen you up it would have felt a little less doctory and more romantic eh?
Do you mean if SHE took me out, it was a female doctor lol
Well there you have it, she probably had claws and didn't want you getting a boner.
Bitch still could have cupped yer nuggs tho to sweeten the deal
I always hope for the doctor to have very large dick fingers when I get mine checked, yet to do it whilst wearing a nice dress and stocking though "
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"Got a butt plug stuck in there before never swallowed it more a case off to big a step down went from 8 inches to 1 inches base poped it in then tryed to take it out and released it was to big to come back out
Had to Oder numbing lube and num my hole and just pull
Once used a pussy pump on my it pump it up quite well
Wouldn’t go back down started to panic as I thought it was never going to go back down took 15 hours and 4 ice packs to take the swelling down left me with a black and blue ass for a week or two
Sorry Nat but I'm cracking up at arse pumping "
It’s ok ha ha we all done something stupid in the name off a pic i just panic so much I for got to take the pic but part off the bruse can be seen in couple off pics and a video ha ha x |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
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"Got a butt plug stuck in there before never swallowed it more a case off to big a step down went from 8 inches to 1 inches base poped it in then tryed to take it out and released it was to big to come back out
Had to Oder numbing lube and num my hole and just pull
Once used a pussy pump on my it pump it up quite well
Wouldn’t go back down started to panic as I thought it was never going to go back down took 15 hours and 4 ice packs to take the swelling down left me with a black and blue ass for a week or two "
LMAO. There's not a lot between Princess Peaches "Heels" thread and this. Both made me laugh my socks off and clench. |
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