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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
I love you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Experts warn realistic fanny licking machines are still along way off, until then men will have to do this role till women find an adequate replacement, one that doesn’t take a flask and a packed lunch down with them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Experts warn realistic fanny licking machines are still along way off, until then men will have to do this role till women find an adequate replacement, one that doesn’t take a flask and a packed lunch down with them. "
Oh that's strange, I usually go down For my lunch. And have a drink while I'm down there  |
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
a womaniser claims to feels like a tongue, but I have one , don’t know if I am doing it right , as feel nothing like the real thing |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Once upon a time I say a toy with lots of little pink tongues and it rotated around on a wheel, it might have been in a dream, it might have been my dream toy. I thought I'd help you out in your time of need Lemmy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
Can you point me in the direction of your friend please. There is honestly nothing better than going down on a girl. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
I have sent you a message  |
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OMG I swear you can actually get a tongue that does everything an actual tongue does. But I can't remember where I saw it. 
Jo.Xx
Could you please try hard to remember "
I have tried to find it. But I'm struggling. If you go on that bay e place online and search Vibrating tongue. They range from 9.99-99.99
I will keep looking for the one.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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OMG I swear you can actually get a tongue that does everything an actual tongue does. But I can't remember where I saw it.
Jo.Xx
Could you please try hard to remember
I have tried to find it. But I'm struggling. If you go on that bay e place online and search Vibrating tongue. They range from 9.99-99.99
I will keep looking for the one.
Jo.Xx "
I found one on Lovehoney xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look forward to total redundancy soon.
#DisposableMen #TheBoyCrisis
#emancipation 
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Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then. |
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"Once upon a time I say a toy with lots of little pink tongues and it rotated around on a wheel, it might have been in a dream, it might have been my dream toy. I thought I'd help you out in your time of need Lemmy."
Oh you mean the tongue licker machine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh this is lovely. My friend who likes her vagina licked gives thanks for the recommendations.
I did see the one on LoveHoney and was tempted as I could easily whip it out of my handbag when I'm horny and pretend it is a fan when people question why I have my fanny out in the middle of Aldi. But I read fhe reviews and they weren't amazing so I thought I would leave that one.
I did search vibrating tongue on eBay and they look funky o.O I'll give one of those a go as they're quite cheap to try out! So thank you. 
I was praying there would be some mind blowing oral sex toy that someone would highly recommend so I'm a little disappointed  I have heard of the womaniser but I thought it was more of a clit sucker rather than a slurp slurp gadget!! I want a slurp slurp gadget so bad. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Oh this is lovely. My friend who likes her vagina licked gives thanks for the recommendations.
I did see the one on LoveHoney and was tempted as I could easily whip it out of my handbag when I'm horny and pretend it is a fan when people question why I have my fanny out in the middle of Aldi. But I read fhe reviews and they weren't amazing so I thought I would leave that one.
I did search vibrating tongue on eBay and they look funky o.O I'll give one of those a go as they're quite cheap to try out! So thank you.
I was praying there would be some mind blowing oral sex toy that someone would highly recommend so I'm a little disappointed I have heard of the womaniser but I thought it was more of a clit sucker rather than a slurp slurp gadget!! I want a slurp slurp gadget so bad. "
The fan style ones are vicious, I sustained an injury with one years ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to tell you all about the latest and most technologically advanced foof-pleasing toy on the market, but then you wished parsnips on me  "
How can you not like parsnips? They're the perfect shape for my anal toy sessions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh this is lovely. My friend who likes her vagina licked gives thanks for the recommendations.
I did see the one on LoveHoney and was tempted as I could easily whip it out of my handbag when I'm horny and pretend it is a fan when people question why I have my fanny out in the middle of Aldi. But I read fhe reviews and they weren't amazing so I thought I would leave that one.
I did search vibrating tongue on eBay and they look funky o.O I'll give one of those a go as they're quite cheap to try out! So thank you.
I was praying there would be some mind blowing oral sex toy that someone would highly recommend so I'm a little disappointed I have heard of the womaniser but I thought it was more of a clit sucker rather than a slurp slurp gadget!! I want a slurp slurp gadget so bad.
The fan style ones are vicious, I sustained an injury with one years ago"
How did that happen?! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh this is lovely. My friend who likes her vagina licked gives thanks for the recommendations.
I did see the one on LoveHoney and was tempted as I could easily whip it out of my handbag when I'm horny and pretend it is a fan when people question why I have my fanny out in the middle of Aldi. But I read fhe reviews and they weren't amazing so I thought I would leave that one.
I did search vibrating tongue on eBay and they look funky o.O I'll give one of those a go as they're quite cheap to try out! So thank you.
I was praying there would be some mind blowing oral sex toy that someone would highly recommend so I'm a little disappointed I have heard of the womaniser but I thought it was more of a clit sucker rather than a slurp slurp gadget!! I want a slurp slurp gadget so bad.
The fan style ones are vicious, I sustained an injury with one years ago
How did that happen?! "
I can imagine too high a setting and no lubrication? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also interested, that and a warm vibrator/dildo. Not a fan of the cold ones, I like it to feel real"
Yes!! A warm dildo would be lovely!! I had a glass one but I'd have to bang it in the oven with my dinner before I used it otherwise my fanny would catch a terrible cold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was going to tell you all about the latest and most technologically advanced foof-pleasing toy on the market, but then you wished parsnips on me
How can you not like parsnips? They're the perfect shape for my anal toy sessions."
But then your anus will SMELL OF PARSNIPS! Not going near your fart pipe again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I look forward to total redundancy soon.
#DisposableMen #TheBoyCrisis
#emancipation
Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then."
Men are screwed once the sex robots get dicks! All the women will kill you off.
I am only joking some of us desperately need the dick attached to the man!
But seriously I wish there was a toy that came close to the real thing!
Have men ever found the sex dolls or fleshlights to feel like a real fanny? |
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So basically your after something that could be used as a licker, Warmed up by a heat wire.
So would you like one that could extend itself inside of your lips then lick all the way up and then retrack back into itself?
It would self lube on way out with warm liquid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look forward to total redundancy soon.
#DisposableMen #TheBoyCrisis
#emancipation
Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then."
You mean you’re not already  Being a wanker is one of my strongest attributes. I’ve had loads of practice |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Oh this is lovely. My friend who likes her vagina licked gives thanks for the recommendations.
I did see the one on LoveHoney and was tempted as I could easily whip it out of my handbag when I'm horny and pretend it is a fan when people question why I have my fanny out in the middle of Aldi. But I read fhe reviews and they weren't amazing so I thought I would leave that one.
I did search vibrating tongue on eBay and they look funky o.O I'll give one of those a go as they're quite cheap to try out! So thank you.
I was praying there would be some mind blowing oral sex toy that someone would highly recommend so I'm a little disappointed I have heard of the womaniser but I thought it was more of a clit sucker rather than a slurp slurp gadget!! I want a slurp slurp gadget so bad.
The fan style ones are vicious, I sustained an injury with one years ago
How did that happen?!
I can imagine too high a setting and no lubrication?"
Yup you need lots of lubrication, got a little dry and resulted in a friction blister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then.
Men are screwed once the sex robots get dicks! All the women will kill you off.
I am only joking some of us desperately need the dick attached to the man!
But seriously I wish there was a toy that came close to the real thing!
Have men ever found the sex dolls or fleshlights to feel like a real fanny?"
Once we learn to programme those sex robots to own needs we’ll be so loved up that violence will be a thing of the past. That and we’ll never want to leave the house.
Bought and tried a fleshlight during lockdown, couldn’t really take it seriously. If I can’t have human contact with another person then at least I’ll have it with myself rather than a plastic pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look forward to total redundancy soon.
#DisposableMen #TheBoyCrisis
#emancipation
Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then.
Men are screwed once the sex robots get dicks! All the women will kill you off.
I am only joking some of us desperately need the dick attached to the man!
But seriously I wish there was a toy that came close to the real thing!
Have men ever found the sex dolls or fleshlights to feel like a real fanny?"
No, nothing like the salaciously, slippery sensations of sliding inside a snug, soaking, sweet, sausage wallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh this is lovely. My friend who likes her vagina licked gives thanks for the recommendations.
I did see the one on LoveHoney and was tempted as I could easily whip it out of my handbag when I'm horny and pretend it is a fan when people question why I have my fanny out in the middle of Aldi. But I read fhe reviews and they weren't amazing so I thought I would leave that one.
I did search vibrating tongue on eBay and they look funky o.O I'll give one of those a go as they're quite cheap to try out! So thank you.
I was praying there would be some mind blowing oral sex toy that someone would highly recommend so I'm a little disappointed I have heard of the womaniser but I thought it was more of a clit sucker rather than a slurp slurp gadget!! I want a slurp slurp gadget so bad. "
Don't you mean your "friend"  |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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I believe lovehoney do one called the sqweel. Maybe what you're looking for.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-vibrators/p/sqweel-go-rechargeable-oral-sex-simulator/a27037g46092.html |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then.
You mean you’re not already Being a wanker is one of my strongest attributes. I’ve had loads of practice "
I think we’ve all practiced to perfection over the last year ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just wait for affordable sex robots to appear in the centre aisle at Aldi. We’ll ALL be wankers then.
You mean you’re not already Being a wanker is one of my strongest attributes. I’ve had loads of practice
I think we’ve all practiced to perfection over the last year ! "
Oh the last year was easy peasy, I’ve been practicing most of my life for celibacy |
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips a womaniser claims to feels like a tongue, but I have one , don’t know if I am doing it right , as feel nothing like the real thing "
Aint nothing like the real thing  |
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
I don’t know of any toys but I do know this guy ...   |
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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago
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OMG I swear you can actually get a tongue that does everything an actual tongue does. But I can't remember where I saw it.
Jo.Xx
Could you please try hard to remember
I have tried to find it. But I'm struggling. If you go on that bay e place online and search Vibrating tongue. They range from 9.99-99.99
I will keep looking for the one.
Jo.Xx
I found one on Lovehoney xx"
try the local butcher! |
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
Yes. I have one of these you can ‘borrow’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want the Lelo ora2 "
Damn that looks like it would be fun to try! It's such a sleek design too. I wish I was rich.
It's on my wishlist, maybe a birthday treat to myself.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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OMG I swear you can actually get a tongue that does everything an actual tongue does. But I can't remember where I saw it.
Jo.Xx
Could you please try hard to remember
I have tried to find it. But I'm struggling. If you go on that bay e place online and search Vibrating tongue. They range from 9.99-99.99
I will keep looking for the one.
Jo.Xx
I found one on Lovehoney xx try the local butcher!"
You've just give me an idea. I will visit my butcher and let him perform oral sex on me. |
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
there's a toy called fantasy for her, her ultimate pleasure, i have just been looking at it, its a bit pricey at £95 |
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"Once upon a time I say a toy with lots of little pink tongues and it rotated around on a wheel, it might have been in a dream, it might have been my dream toy. I thought I'd help you out in your time of need Lemmy."
Yeah it's called a sqweel. A friend braver than I tried one and said ut was like a torture device . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi
Does anyone have any recommendations for toys that can lick your fanny and feel as good as the real thing when they flick all over your juicy lips
Asking for a friend who is obsessed with fanny licking and can't get enough
Thanks
Peace and parsnips"
An FwB of mine from yesteryear had a tongue toy, replete with texture and appropriate wiggling action.
Can’t recall where she got it from, I’m afraid....but I assume they’re still out there. |
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