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"My toaster doesn't like me.
I try to keep away from him.
He's jealous cos the kettle keeps whistling at me.
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Lol sis that’s a very good one I am in tears right now x |
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"Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey?"
ohhh jesus missus I genuinely hate this,
And its only when my dad and or sister come to visit,
End up with charred remains of what was a beautiful slice of bread,, 3.5 to 4 setting only, ffs.  |
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I have names for my kitchen items.
Is that strange?
I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.
Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.
He keeps spitting at me. |
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I sometimes do my naan bread in the toaster as it's easier than putting on the grill but then I forget to turn it back up in the morning for my toast.
I only have myself to blame xx |
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"I have names for my kitchen items.
Is that strange?
I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.
Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.
He keeps spitting at me."
 that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up. |
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"Sorry op as I stay bye my self no one apart from me touch’s the toaster so can’t relate but I would imagine it could get very frustrating "
Well, there's only me, the child and the cats here.
I don't think it's the child so it's got to be those pesky cats.
I'm going to pee on their Dreamies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have names for my kitchen items.
Is that strange?
I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.
Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.
He keeps spitting at me.
that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up."
It'll happen to you Peach.
I've lived alone for 4years now.
It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture |
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"I have names for my kitchen items.
Is that strange?
I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.
Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.
He keeps spitting at me.
that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.
It'll happen to you Peach.
I've lived alone for 4years now.
It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture "
Hey, me and G-Tips have already had some right good convos.
It was the way the mother used to pretend spit on my food that turned my guts. Her hospitality skills lacked somewhat |
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"Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey? ohhh jesus missus I genuinely hate this,
And its only when my dad and or sister come to visit,
End up with charred remains of what was a beautiful slice of bread,, 3.5 to 4 setting only, ffs. "
Exactamonte |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have names for my kitchen items.
Is that strange?
I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.
Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.
He keeps spitting at me.
that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.
It'll happen to you Peach.
I've lived alone for 4years now.
It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture
Hey, me and G-Tips have already had some right good convos.
It was the way the mother used to pretend spit on my food that turned my guts. Her hospitality skills lacked somewhat "
We never saw my Mum cook, we had one of those 70s style hatches that she passed the food through  |
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"Sorry op as I stay bye my self no one apart from me touch’s the toaster so can’t relate but I would imagine it could get very frustrating
Well, there's only me, the child and the cats here.
I don't think it's the child so it's got to be those pesky cats.
I'm going to pee on their Dreamies "
Probably is the cats is ur toster close to a shelve or window or something cats could be use it as a boost off point to jump higher and as they jumping on to the toster to jump from there to something else they could be hitting the knob x |
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"I have names for my kitchen items.
Is that strange?
I view them like the characters from Beauty and the Beast and I talk to them when I'm cooking etc.
Freddie the frying pan is a right pain in the ass.
He keeps spitting at me.
that reminds me of when my mum used to fry eggs, she would say "don't you spit at me ya bastard, I'll spit back" and then make a pretend spitting noise at the eggs I was about to get served up.
It'll happen to you Peach.
I've lived alone for 4years now.
It's only a matter of time till you start talking to your furniture
Hey, me and G-Tips have already had some right good convos.
It was the way the mother used to pretend spit on my food that turned my guts. Her hospitality skills lacked somewhat
We never saw my Mum cook, we had one of those 70s style hatches that she passed the food through "
I loved them! |
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"Do you ever go to make toast and find someone has been messing with the settings...bloody annoying hey?"
Yes my daughter likes warm bread as I like a bit more colour on mine so I have redo it again |
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