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A .. ahem ... friend of mine has just been looking through Anal products on Lovehoney .
All 390 odd of them.
I have questions!! An Anal Tunnel Dildo type thingy is on there, and it looks exactly like a Goldfish Bowl .
How in the Holy Bruised AssFuck do these work , last I checked no man on Earth has managed to fudge a Goldfish Bowl up his rectum .
And whilst were at it , how the fuck do Anal Hooks work .
To me it looks like you shove it up there and them carry them around like a huge fucking lollipop.
Baffled , my friend is  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.  |
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"A .. ahem ... friend of mine has just been looking through Anal products on Lovehoney .
All 390 odd of them.
I have questions!! An Anal Tunnel Dildo type thingy is on there, and it looks exactly like a Goldfish Bowl .
How in the Holy Bruised AssFuck do these work , last I checked no man on Earth has managed to fudge a Goldfish Bowl up his rectum .
And whilst were at it , how the fuck do Anal Hooks work .
To me it looks like you shove it up there and them carry them around like a huge fucking lollipop.
Baffled , my friend is "
Now are you sure it's your mate??  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"My friend says to tell your friend that she explained anal hooks to him a couple of weeks back 
Erm ... oh yeah , he said he remembers now  "
And can he please clarify it was actually my friend and not me that explained it please.....  |
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing. "
And you were shocked with me earlier  |
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"My friend says to tell your friend that she explained anal hooks to him a couple of weeks back
Erm ... oh yeah , he said he remembers now
And can he please clarify it was actually my friend and not me that explained it please..... "
He knows |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier "
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar. 
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP. |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
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Open ?? . I should fucking think so .
The Dover to Calais Ferry could fit up there  |
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP. "
just . Deal |
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over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
Open ?? . I should fucking think so .
The Dover to Calais Ferry could fit up there "
They not that big quite small to be fair well saying that my party trick is fiting big things up there so I wouldn’t say I am the average person
Mean I have a 8 and hafe inch round butt plug yes I can get it in |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP. "
Oh Meli..... touché |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
Open ?? . I should fucking think so .
The Dover to Calais Ferry could fit up there
They not that big quite small to be fair well saying that my party trick is fiting big things up there so I wouldn’t say I am the average person
Mean I have a 8 and hafe inch round butt plug yes I can get it in "
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché "
Oi you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you "
What? Meli was right.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Just had to go and take a look at lovehoney on the strength of this thread. Most of the best stuff seems out of stock ....what a bummer.  "
Wasn't until Grumpy was finished..... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just had to go and take a look at lovehoney on the strength of this thread. Most of the best stuff seems out of stock ....what a bummer.
Wasn't until Grumpy was finished..... "
Sorry. His friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
Open ?? . I should fucking think so .
The Dover to Calais Ferry could fit up there
They not that big quite small to be fair well saying that my party trick is fiting big things up there so I wouldn’t say I am the average person
Mean I have a 8 and hafe inch round butt plug yes I can get it in
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I remember and bring my assortment off things beautiful and I happy show you all my party tricks x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right.... "
 All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have an anal hook and they are far from scary. It’s usually used during a rope scene as you can tie the hook to rope and then use as bondage around body, tied into hair or as a gag. It’s an intense sensation especially if you use a vibrator against it.......  |
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right....
All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh."
Pppffftttt to you both. Meanies |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right....
All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh."
Well Meli.... you know I adore you  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
Open ?? . I should fucking think so .
The Dover to Calais Ferry could fit up there
They not that big quite small to be fair well saying that my party trick is fiting big things up there so I wouldn’t say I am the average person
Mean I have a 8 and hafe inch round butt plug yes I can get it in
I remember and bring my assortment off things beautiful and I happy show you all my party tricks x"
You're on  |
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"We have an anal hook and they are far from scary. It’s usually used during a rope scene as you can tie the hook to rope and then use as bondage around body, tied into hair or as a gag. It’s an intense sensation especially if you use a vibrator against it....... "
I .. I mean my friend , has a long way to go  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right....
All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh.
Pppffftttt to you both. Meanies "
Meli isn't mean. She's lovely.
I'm mean though. I'll take it. |
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right....
All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh.
Pppffftttt to you both. Meanies
Meli isn't mean. She's lovely.
I'm mean though. I'll take it."
Oh you will |
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"A .. ahem ... friend of mine has just been looking through Anal products on Lovehoney .
All 390 odd of them.
I have questions!! An Anal Tunnel Dildo type thingy is on there, and it looks exactly like a Goldfish Bowl .
How in the Holy Bruised AssFuck do these work , last I checked no man on Earth has managed to fudge a Goldfish Bowl up his rectum .
And whilst were at it , how the fuck do Anal Hooks work .
To me it looks like you shove it up there and them carry them around like a huge fucking lollipop.
Baffled , my friend is "
Dear Mr McFuckNugget,
Please tell your ahem... friend that if lovehoney has them baffled, they definitely don’t want to visit the fort troff website.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
Open ?? . I should fucking think so .
The Dover to Calais Ferry could fit up there
They not that big quite small to be fair well saying that my party trick is fiting big things up there so I wouldn’t say I am the average person
Mean I have a 8 and hafe inch round butt plug yes I can get it in
I remember and bring my assortment off things beautiful and I happy show you all my party tricks x
You're on "
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"A .. ahem ... friend of mine has just been looking through Anal products on Lovehoney .
All 390 odd of them.
I have questions!! An Anal Tunnel Dildo type thingy is on there, and it looks exactly like a Goldfish Bowl .
How in the Holy Bruised AssFuck do these work , last I checked no man on Earth has managed to fudge a Goldfish Bowl up his rectum .
And whilst were at it , how the fuck do Anal Hooks work .
To me it looks like you shove it up there and them carry them around like a huge fucking lollipop.
Baffled , my friend is
Dear Mr McFuckNugget,
Please tell your ahem... friend that if lovehoney has them baffled, they definitely don’t want to visit the fort troff website.
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No . He says hes not doing it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right....
All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh.
Pppffftttt to you both. Meanies
Meli isn't mean. She's lovely.
I'm mean though. I'll take it.
Oh you will "
Yeah. I walked into that. |
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"Ha, I've seen anal hooks in action and they look kind of fun in that pleasure/merging with a hint of...not pain. A more intense sensation. One of my favourite photos of a friend is where her hair is looped through the bottom end of it and her arse looks amazing.
And you were shocked with me earlier
I've not got my quim out and busy fingering myself in my avatar.
If I ever buy one I shall tell you all about it OP.
Oh Meli..... touché
Oi you
What? Meli was right....
All this ego boosting is needed tonight, thank you Posh.
Pppffftttt to you both. Meanies
Meli isn't mean. She's lovely.
I'm mean though. I'll take it.
Oh you will
Yeah. I walked into that."
Oh you will too !! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
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I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A .. ahem ... friend of mine has just been looking through Anal products on Lovehoney .
All 390 odd of them.
I have questions!! An Anal Tunnel Dildo type thingy is on there, and it looks exactly like a Goldfish Bowl .
How in the Holy Bruised AssFuck do these work , last I checked no man on Earth has managed to fudge a Goldfish Bowl up his rectum .
And whilst were at it , how the fuck do Anal Hooks work .
To me it looks like you shove it up there and them carry them around like a huge fucking lollipop.
Baffled , my friend is
Dear Mr McFuckNugget,
Please tell your ahem... friend that if lovehoney has them baffled, they definitely don’t want to visit the fort troff website.
No . He says hes not doing it "
He shouldn't. You definitely shouldn't. I did the research for you |
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"A .. ahem ... friend of mine has just been looking through Anal products on Lovehoney .
All 390 odd of them.
I have questions!! An Anal Tunnel Dildo type thingy is on there, and it looks exactly like a Goldfish Bowl .
How in the Holy Bruised AssFuck do these work , last I checked no man on Earth has managed to fudge a Goldfish Bowl up his rectum .
And whilst were at it , how the fuck do Anal Hooks work .
To me it looks like you shove it up there and them carry them around like a huge fucking lollipop.
Baffled , my friend is
Dear Mr McFuckNugget,
Please tell your ahem... friend that if lovehoney has them baffled, they definitely don’t want to visit the fort troff website.
No . He says hes not doing it
He shouldn't. You definitely shouldn't. I did the research for you "
It must be bad |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Please tell your ahem... friend that if lovehoney has them baffled, they definitely don’t want to visit the fort troff website.
No . He says hes not doing it
He shouldn't. You definitely shouldn't. I did the research for you
It must be bad "
Nah. But you couldn't handle it |
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Please tell your ahem... friend that if lovehoney has them baffled, they definitely don’t want to visit the fort troff website.
No . He says hes not doing it
He shouldn't. You definitely shouldn't. I did the research for you
It must be bad
Nah. But you couldn't handle it "
You know that's almost challenging me dont you |
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug atttached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostrate through the movement. "
Sounds far nicer when you put it like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!"
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug attached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostate through the movement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug atttached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostrate through the movement.
Sounds far nicer when you put it like that "
The metal one is less forgiving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/
butt plug attached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostate through the movement. "
sounds cool
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you |
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug atttached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostrate through the movement.
Sounds far nicer when you put it like that
The metal one is less forgiving."
No shit . Or more shit depending on how you look at it |
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you "
We dont do that kinda thing round our parts |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug attached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostate through the movement. "
Ooooooooh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug atttached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostrate through the movement.
Sounds far nicer when you put it like that
The metal one is less forgiving.
No shit . Or more shit depending on how you look at it "
No shit, douche, douche, douche |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you "
I'd agree with you.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug atttached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostrate through the movement.
Sounds far nicer when you put it like that
The metal one is less forgiving.
No shit . Or more shit depending on how you look at it
No shit, douche, douche, douche "
That was quite a funky beat you started there Doc.... |
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"I’ve already tried a silicon version of one of the the male hooks
I'm not even asking
I am!
It’s basically a cock ring with a prostate massager/ butt plug atttached. When you fuck or wank it stimulates the prostrate through the movement.
Sounds far nicer when you put it like that
The metal one is less forgiving.
No shit . Or more shit depending on how you look at it
No shit, douche, douche, douche "
Douche of earl douche douche |
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
I'd agree with you.... "
Pervert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday. "
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot "
Erm ... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
I'd agree with you....
Pervert "
And.....? |
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over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ... "
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x |
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
I'd agree with you....
Pervert
And.....?"
Nothing else . Just that |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
We dont do that kinda thing round our parts "
You're not supposed to put it around your parts. I don't think anyway, the review said the tunnel was almost noodle size. You haven't really thought about this, have you?!!! |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x"
What if I had a Curry the night before ?? |
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
We dont do that kinda thing round our parts
You're not supposed to put it around your parts. I don't think anyway, the review said the tunnel was almost noodle size. You haven't really thought about this, have you?!!! "
No not really . But I like Noodles |
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
We dont do that kinda thing round our parts
You're not supposed to put it around your parts. I don't think anyway, the review said the tunnel was almost noodle size. You haven't really thought about this, have you?!!!
No not really . But I like Noodles "
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over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ?? "
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x"
I know lol |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol "
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out? 
Asking for your friend. |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out?
Asking for your friend."
Oh Ffs .
Ok 2-1 to you
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out?
Asking for your friend.
Oh Ffs .
Ok 2-1 to you
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"I had to look. It looked more like a lightbulb to me. You guys only see what you want to see! It's got some good reviews, this bit made me laugh 'opens the backdoor to a realm of new possibilities'.
I'd tell your friend to get one if I was you
We dont do that kinda thing round our parts
You're not supposed to put it around your parts. I don't think anyway, the review said the tunnel was almost noodle size. You haven't really thought about this, have you?!!!
No not really . But I like Noodles
Do they mean those floating swimming pool noodles? "
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out?
Asking for your friend."
I was think the same think ha ha x |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out?
Asking for your friend.
Oh Ffs .
Ok 2-1 to you
What do I get when I win? "
You wont . I'm that confident if I lose you can use the metal one on me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out?
Asking for your friend.
Oh Ffs .
Ok 2-1 to you
What do I get when I win?
You wont . I'm that confident if I lose you can use the metal one on me "
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O dear o dear it looks like you have a lot to learn about the pleasures of anal fun.
Anal hook are wonderful and my favourite toy.
It should also be said that lovehoney would not sell these kind of toys if there was not a demand for them. All I can say it keep the toys coming xc |
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"A anal tunnel is ment to keep you open so other things and be stuffed down the tunnel ie dildo or if big anuff a cock
I thought it was so someone could look up there and see what you had for dinner yesterday.
Can be used for that as well or used for a Gape shot
Erm ...
Ha ha awww have I completely scared you now should give one a go there very fun x
What if I had a Curry the night before ??
That’s what doucheimg is for maybe there a little while but just please make shour you clean before playing with one
As things could get messy rather quickly
But wouldn’t know on that front as I make shour I am well and truly cleaned out x
I know lol
How do you know Natalie makes sure she's well and truly cleaned out?
Asking for your friend.
Oh Ffs .
Ok 2-1 to you
What do I get when I win?
You wont . I'm that confident if I lose you can use the metal one on me
Once it's written on fab it's a binding contract."
Fuck |
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