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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I got a substituted plug in air freshener in my online shop at weekend
I had a sniff and said 'it smells like Joanna Lumley would smell'
The reaction was WTF are you talking about? 
My explanation was that it was pleasant; sweet with a hint of old person, it conjoured images of flower patterned curtains and beige carpets
Anyway, forum folk, let's have some more suggestions
celebs and what you think they smell like  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d imagine Rab C Nesbitt smells of urine, onions and stale tobacco.
David Dickinson would smell of fake tan, brut and werthers originals.
Lou x "
I'm with you on everything but the Werthers
I'm going with extra strong mints  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.
Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.
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I've just had to google petrichor & Neil Gaiman
You're way too clever to be here Meli x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him  "
Which Jo Malone though?
If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him
Which Jo Malone though?
If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down "
Sorry, Myrrh and Tonka  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.
Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.
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I love your brain  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.
Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.
I've just had to google petrichor & Neil Gaiman
You're way too clever to be here Meli x"
Thank you Bussy, that's very sweet and really cheered me up, x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him
Which Jo Malone though?
If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down
Sorry, Myrrh and Tonka "
Oooh not sniffed that
Straight in Selfridges when it reopens
Gotta love a bit of Jo |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.
Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.
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And David Tennant would smell like sulphur and lifeless souls |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"René-Jean Page would smell of Jo Malone, sweat and pussy juice after I finished with him
Which Jo Malone though?
If it's pomegranate noir, I'd be up for towelling him down
Sorry, Myrrh and Tonka
Oooh not sniffed that
Straight in Selfridges when it reopens
Gotta love a bit of Jo "
It's my favourite. I go to the Jo Malone shop in Lakeside |
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"I imagine Johnny Depp smells of B O and cigarettes.
He looks like he needs a wash 
He smells of Sauvage doesn't he?
Sore vag?
Jack Sparrow on the other hand smells of musket shot and daring deeds with a dash of charisma......savvy
Lou x "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.
Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.
And David Tennant would smell like sulphur and lifeless souls"
David Tennant would smell of my musk if I had half a chance. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Michael Sheen would smell like sheep and petrichor and whisky.
Neil Gaiman would smell of dusty books, cigarettes and late nights spent in pubs drinking real ale.
And David Tennant would smell like sulphur and lifeless souls
David Tennant would smell of my musk if I had half a chance."
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