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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ?

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By *oomarangMan  over a year ago

Chester

I didn’t realise till you just mentioned it I went and checked and mine is pack of nine how strange

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By *ed_Rocket.Man  over a year ago

Near by


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

Marmite of butter however I am called crumpet

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I toast mine under the grill 3 at a time. 2 for me, 1 for the dogs.

I have butter and either Marmite or Marmalade on mine.

The dogs have butter.

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By *oomarangMan  over a year ago

Chester

I like cheese spread or golden syrup drizzled on mine

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Butter.

Cheese

Marmite

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Love them just dripping with butter

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

I think it's maybe down to even packaging...if there where 10 it wouldn't pack as neat, I love loads of butter...lush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Butter.

Cheese

Marmite "

Ditto.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I find them tasteless & think they belong in the bin

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I find them tasteless & think they belong in the bin "

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

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By *losernow69Man  over a year ago

Melksham

Stilton, yum!

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

Put them under the grill do all 9 then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Savoury marmite, sweet raspberry jam..

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By *extravagantWoman  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I only toast one at a time.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

We are a 3 person household so it's perfect- 3 each.

Butter and apricot jam mmmmm, I now need to go and buy crumpets tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I toast mine under the grill 3 at a time. 2 for me, 1 for the dogs.

I have butter and either Marmite or Marmalade on mine.

The dogs have butter."

A true dog lover !

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Always seem 2 Take ages 2 brown ..then margarine .cheese.and beans

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"I find them tasteless & think they belong in the bin

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear "

Maybe I just haven't found the perfect topping lol I've tried with butter & Nutella & it's like eating cardboard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I find them tasteless & think they belong in the bin

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Maybe I just haven't found the perfect topping lol I've tried with butter & Nutella & it's like eating cardboard "

Don't get cheap ones. Get decent ones. And butter - LOTS of butter!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I find them tasteless & think they belong in the bin "

So is rice but I bet you eat that.

And pasta and bread

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By *lay 4 uMan  over a year ago

bolton

Butter and cheese under the bill melting into the holes yummy.

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By *lay 4 uMan  over a year ago

bolton

Sorry should Obviously should be grill.

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By *anastarMan  over a year ago

Harlow

Butter

Marmite

Wait for it to soak through

The best crumpets require patience so they leave a buttery marmitey goo underneath them!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Warburton do a pack of 6 ! But horrid things like eating a sponge! Whatever u put on them it just disappears into them! Eww! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the bin.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Butter but they need to be properly cooked and not the anemic serving of crumpets restaurants and hotels serve.

Sometimes lemon curd. Or cheese. Cheesy crumpets.

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La


"In the bin. "

I second that. They are bloody horrible.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

So you can eat one while toasting 2 more. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I Stopped eating them years ago because they give me heartburn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find them tasteless & think they belong in the bin

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Maybe I just haven't found the perfect topping lol I've tried with butter & Nutella & it's like eating cardboard

Don't get cheap ones. Get decent ones. And butter - LOTS of butter! "

Yes I agree - and I like the base crispy and the tops lightly grilled. If I have for lunch I prefer no butter and lots of grilled cheese on top after the top is lightly done.

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By *abregasMan  over a year ago

Hook

Packs of 9 because they were originally toasted in front of an open fire

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By *arehamMan  over a year ago

handforth

Why don’t you buy the big ones that are two in a packet,lyles golden syrup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Packs of 9 because they were originally toasted in front of an open fire"

I do prefer to toasted my crumpets in front of a open fire alas I don't have one x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crumpets with loads of butter and a tangy lemon curd.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Butter.

Cheese

Marmite "

This ^^^

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By *on-snowedMan  over a year ago

harlow


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

Absolutely pissing in marmite and butter. Love a crumpet.

Also love how the yanks make fun of crumpets as if its a royalty item.

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By *.luke7Man  over a year ago

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Butter n strawberry jam.

Or

Peanut Butter n jam

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS  over a year ago

mansfield

Butter and honey on mine

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS  over a year ago

mansfield

Wonder what butter ,honey and strawberry jam goes like

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By *eenawMan  over a year ago

anywhere and everywhere

Honey or Ginger Jam for me

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS  over a year ago

mansfield

Didnt know about ginger jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Didnt know about ginger jam "

I am with you on that not sure about ginger jam.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter, and jam or nutella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

Crumpets bacon egg and chesse all on top of it yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8"

To be honest I never noticed that. Maybe you are meant to eat two to check for quality control lol .

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By *eenawMan  over a year ago

anywhere and everywhere

It’s lovely, I would recommend giving it go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you seen the square ones

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS  over a year ago

mansfield


"Have you seen the square ones"

You have square ones

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By *ottoncandy42Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Butter, just butter on sourdough crumpets, yum.

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon


"Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8"

Bulletproof Monk? To be honest that's where my mind went too....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8"

Two sausages in one bun. Obviously

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By *eenawMan  over a year ago

anywhere and everywhere

[Removed by poster at 17/02/21 23:02:44]

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By *eenawMan  over a year ago

anywhere and everywhere


"Butter, just butter on sourdough crumpets, yum. "

Yep, I’ll give you that one too!

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon


"Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8

Two sausages in one bun. Obviously "

Ooooo.... DP....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8

Two sausages in one bun. Obviously

Ooooo.... DP...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you seen the square ones

You have square ones "

The co-op are selling bunny shaped crumpets x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter, just lots of butter

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hotdog buns in packs of 6 but hotdogs in packs of 8

Two sausages in one bun. Obviously

Ooooo.... DP...."

Whatever lead you to that conclusion?!

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS  over a year ago

mansfield


"Have you seen the square ones

You have square ones

The co-op are selling bunny shaped crumpets x"

Easter bunny crumpet lol chance would be a fine thing

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

I buy 6 pack from Morrisons I melt cheese on them or just butter

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Butter...some more butter then a poached egg on each one with salt and pepper. I do have a bit of trypophobia and anything else covered in holes does make my skin crawl, but my sheer willpower I can overlook it when it comes to crumpets. If you cant fit 9 in your toaster, get another toaster. Or grill them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you seen the square ones

You have square ones

The co-op are selling bunny shaped crumpets x

Easter bunny crumpet lol chance would be a fine thing "

You can be the crumpet I will be the bunny. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would murder for a crumpet right now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No clue what a crumpet is

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Buy 2 packs. Then you've got 18.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Or just frisbee the 9th one out the window.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"No clue what a crumpet is "

Google is your friend, our American amigos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Butter and a runny poached egg on top for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Or just frisbee the 9th one out the window. "

That is just a criminal waste of crumpets. You should be spanked for that.....

.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Or just frisbee the 9th one out the window.

That is just a criminal waste of crumpets. You should be spanked for that.....

. "

What can I say, I'm a man of the birds.

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By *eeandesCouple  over a year ago

clacton-on-sea Essex not east midlands

Butter, Butter, Butter and more Butter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No clue what a crumpet is

Google is your friend, our American amigos "

English muffins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

I bought a cheap replacement toaster from Wilco and the cradles are too close for crumpets to fit. Grrrr!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"No clue what a crumpet is

Google is your friend, our American amigos

English muffins "

Ohhhhhh no no no. They're no kind of muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ?

I bought a cheap replacement toaster from Wilco and the cradles are too close for crumpets to fit. Grrrr!"

I feel your pain sending you toasty vibes x

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield

normally just butter but love them with poached egg and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a massive fan, but I will eat them. Jam, honey or marmalade....no butter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they sell crumpets in packs of 9 when the average toaster and only take 2 at the time Why ????

What do you put on yours ? "

Butter and honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not a massive fan, but I will eat them. Jam, honey or marmalade....no butter."

No butter get out of here right now !!

and go and sit on the naughty step x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not a massive fan, but I will eat them. Jam, honey or marmalade....no butter.

No butter get out of here right now !!

and go and sit on the naughty step x"

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After reading this thread I couldn’t stop thinking about marmite & butter on crumpets when I was in work, even though I’d never tried it before! Had it when I got home and damn they didn’t disappoint!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"After reading this thread I couldn’t stop thinking about marmite & butter on crumpets when I was in work, even though I’d never tried it before! Had it when I got home and damn they didn’t disappoint! "

Spreading crumpet love xxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

OP, I think we'd get on, from a purely carbohydrate based perspective

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OP, I think we'd get on, from a purely carbohydrate based perspective "

Well we going for that sausage sandwich and now crumpets for dessert xx

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Butter and saliva drooling droplets.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"OP, I think we'd get on, from a purely carbohydrate based perspective

Well we going for that sausage sandwich and now crumpets for dessert xx"

Sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheese and marmalade on mine

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Butter

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By *hilledGuerillaMan  over a year ago

In the monkey house

Warbartons do packs of 6 for 89p or a pack of 9 for a quid at my local Asda. Love them with honey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not a massive fan, but I will eat them. Jam, honey or marmalade....no butter.

No butter get out of here right now !!

and go and sit on the naughty step x"

I knew that would provoke disgust.

Can’t stand butter on them, I don’t like having pockets of liquid grease squish out when it bite them.

I’m fine with a scrape on toast as it soaks it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just had some bunny shaped crumpets from co-op with loads of butter mmm lovely xx

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By *ucksguy2000Man  over a year ago

aylesbury

Has to be butter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So my new favourite crumpet topping is marmite peanut butter

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can you get brown crumpets anywhere?

I love white ones but they kill me.

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By *cloversCouple  over a year ago

Hull


"Can you get brown crumpets anywhere?

I love white ones but they kill me."

Asda do wholemeal ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sainsbury's do Multiseed Sourdough Crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I buy packs of 6 and put butter, butter and marmite or butter and cheese on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok ok all you people that are putting Marmite on crumpets please leave the room immediately XXX hugs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok ok all you people that are putting Marmite on crumpets please leave the room immediately XXX hugs

"

*waving as I close the door behind me

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