Forsooth a nicer one than me would be hard to find within a bag of gems, but the person below has words which words, if they could hide, would hide ride up their jacksy.
You utter vagabond! If ever someone was deserving of a hearty flogging, sir, it is you. Though I dare say by looking at you, your face is no stranger to such punishment.
It is almost with regret that I enjoyed a delightful meal not one hour hence. Seeing your putrid excuse for a face dear sir has resulted in said meal resurfacing to my anguish.
