Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum 
Be careful out there folks!
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"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum
Be careful out there folks!
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Awww peaches I hope your ok and ouch I can only imagine what pain your in x |
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"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum
Be careful out there folks!
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I had sympathy pains reading this OP. |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
I would have though the NHS will be patenting your new method of removing piles. You should be minted. Even though you can't sit down for a week. 
Only messing and glad your ok. Seriously wonderful pics btw. |
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"Bejaysus woman.
And has your sphincter recovered yet? 
Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck "
Brings a hole new meaning to ripping you a new one |
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"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum
Be careful out there folks!
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A well deserved blue peter badge is in order. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Bejaysus woman.
And has your sphincter recovered yet?
Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck "
Is it weird I wish there was video evidence?  |
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"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum
Be careful out there folks!
"
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"Bejaysus woman.
And has your sphincter recovered yet?
Yeah it's sound. You should have seen me stiffen like a board, eyes wide and hit the deck
Is it weird I wish there was video evidence? "
Well if it is, I'm weird too. |
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"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum
Be careful out there folks!
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Ha ha excellent! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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I'm curious. Are you planning to...
A) Be more careful next time?
B) Set the phone to video instead if using the magic clicky button in case you do it again so we can all share in the experience?
C) Both the above?
D) Something else? |
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"I'm curious. Are you planning to...
A) Be more careful next time?
B) Set the phone to video instead if using the magic clicky button in case you do it again so we can all share in the experience?
C) Both the above?
D) Something else?"
It will defo be a C) can never be too careful. It will be a while tho as I'm now quite frightened of getting shot again. I'll also use more lube too! |
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"HAHAHA!
seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?
Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt "
I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.
Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha! |
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"HAHAHA!
seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?
Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt
I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.
Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!"
That's exactly what I did.
I was so scared when I did the "oh god I MUST be bleeding" ....tentative hand to the balloon knot check.
The relief was immense |
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"HAHAHA!
seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?
Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt
I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.
Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!
That's exactly what I did.
I was so scared when I did the "oh god I MUST be bleeding" ....tentative hand to the balloon knot check.
The relief was immense "
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"HAHAHA!
seriously though im glad you are ok, that could of been awful. I guess it was quite a small plug?
Yeah, bulb shaped one. Funny as fuck but proper hurt
I'm not sure i would laugh straight away, think i would have a panic attack.
Then laughed about once i knew i was ok haha!
That's exactly what I did.
I was so scared when I did the "oh god I MUST be bleeding" ....tentative hand to the balloon knot check.
The relief was immense "
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Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon
It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.
Shameless bump "
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Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon
It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.
Shameless bump
It's a public safety announcement "
It is you that requires public safety support my lovely |
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Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon
It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.
Shameless bump
It's a public safety announcement
It is you that requires public safety support my lovely "
And a crash helmet |
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Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon
It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping. "
Glad to hear, nobody likes a pain in the ass  |
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Sorry for your butthole peach, I hope it feels better soon
It was fine, I was reminded of the thread when it was just mentioned on another so thought it rude not to share once more by bumping.
Glad to hear, nobody likes a pain in the ass "
Some might do  |
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"Are all well and good until you squat down with yer fox tail up yer botty.
That bit's dandy.
It's when you stand up sharply without realising you've put your heel on your tail and rip it out your starfish like a bullet from a gun
Yes I rolled around the floor like I'd been shot in the rectum
Be careful out there folks!
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