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Newbies and lurkers!

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurker here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here

You stopped qualifying as a lurker way way way back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker here

You stopped qualifying as a lurker way way way back!"

Dammit

*goes into hiding*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here

You stopped qualifying as a lurker way way way back!

Dammit

*goes into hiding*"

Not allowed. You're out in the world now Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

Has to be the ghost one. They don't exist

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

I am really really hoping the pot noodle thing is true.... that may make me a bit weird though

Welcome relative newb

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

Stalker here x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

Stalker here x"

You know I like you stalking.... carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

I am really really hoping the pot noodle thing is true.... that may make me a bit weird though

Welcome relative newb

Thanks NotsoPosh ! Actually the Noodles is the lie but now I’ve written it down I’m having strange ideas involving curry sauce...Perhaps it was my sexual sub conscious talking??

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

You can’t see me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relatively new to the forums I guess?

I fell over my own shoelaces today in the street. There’s too many walkers nowadays.

And yes they were tied up...

Hello gannets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Relatively new to the forums I guess?

I fell over my own shoelaces today in the street. There’s too many walkers nowadays.

And yes they were tied up...

Hello gannets

Gannets?? I meant fabbers, can you tell I’ve had a long day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome newbies and lurkers.

I was once one of you, but now I have no self control and continually post random stuff and annoy people

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Hello everyone! Welcome to the madness!

You'll find whatever you give out, you receive back. My advice

Now run across the fields of the Fab forum, preferably naked and joining in the photo challenges!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello newbies and lurkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone, I'm not a newbie but I am a bit of a lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

Hi I’m new

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hello, is it new you're looking for........

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By *razzyhorseMan over a year ago

cambridge

Hi relatively new lurker here. Stepped out from the shadows since the new year and dabbled on here.

Stuff about me ... Ok I've never seen an episode of Friends, I think Marmite is the work of the devil and I last cleaned a window on Sunday.

There I think that's everything covered but if it isn't feel free to ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi relatively new lurker here. Stepped out from the shadows since the new year and dabbled on here.

Stuff about me ... Ok I've never seen an episode of Friends, I think Marmite is the work of the devil and I last cleaned a window on Sunday.

There I think that's everything covered but if it isn't feel free to ask

Bacon sandwich.

Red sauce or brown?

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By *moothshaftMan over a year ago

Coventry

I'm not so much a newbie, more like one of the 'invisible' over 60's!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

I am really really hoping the pot noodle thing is true.... that may make me a bit weird though

Welcome relative newb

Thanks NotsoPosh ! Actually the Noodles is the lie but now I’ve written it down I’m having strange ideas involving curry sauce...Perhaps it was my sexual sub conscious talking??"

Sounds like it could well have been.... I'm almost scared to ask about the curry sauce though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can’t see me

I can.... and I do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x"

Oh you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Relatively new to the forums I guess?

I fell over my own shoelaces today in the street. There’s too many walkers nowadays.

And yes they were tied up...

Hello gannets

Gannets?? I meant fabbers, can you tell I’ve had a long day?

You're just like me! Yay! Welcome fellow clumsy person!

Auto carrot calls us all sorts, but I think that's the first time I've seen gannets....

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By *razzyhorseMan over a year ago

cambridge

"Hi relatively new lurker here. Stepped out from the shadows since the new year and dabbled on here.

Stuff about me ... Ok I've never seen an episode of Friends, I think Marmite is the work of the devil and I last cleaned a window on Sunday.

There I think that's everything covered but if it isn't feel free to ask

Bacon sandwich.

Red sauce or brown?"

Red of course, what sort of weirdo has brown?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Welcome newbies and lurkers.

I was once one of you, but now I have no self control and continually post random stuff and entertain people

FIFY

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone! Welcome to the madness!

You'll find whatever you give out, you receive back. My advice

Now run across the fields of the Fab forum, preferably naked and joining in the photo challenges!

^^ She's a clever sausage that Mrs Racer.

And yes! Join in the photos!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello newbies and lurkers

^^ this is Jacko. He has a glorious bum

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone, I'm not a newbie but I am a bit of a lurker

You're coming out of your shell slowly, and it's so great to see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello

Lurky McLurkerson!

Hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone"

Hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello, is it new you're looking for........

I can see it in your eyes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi All....last cleaned a window a week ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi relatively new lurker here. Stepped out from the shadows since the new year and dabbled on here.

Stuff about me ... Ok I've never seen an episode of Friends, I think Marmite is the work of the devil and I last cleaned a window on Sunday.

There I think that's everything covered but if it isn't feel free to ask

Left or right handed?

Welcome Lurker!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not so much a newbie, more like one of the 'invisible' over 60's!!!

You're not invisible. We see you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi relatively new lurker here. Stepped out from the shadows since the new year and dabbled on here.

Stuff about me ... Ok I've never seen an episode of Friends, I think Marmite is the work of the devil and I last cleaned a window on Sunday.

There I think that's everything covered but if it isn't feel free to ask

Bacon sandwich.

Red sauce or brown?

Red of course, what sort of weirdo has brown? "

Yey!

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening all! Ohh one fact about me once I walked 2 cheetahs, they chased a baby gazelle which I had to go rescue and return to its mother. True story

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x "

I did notice. UFC treated you well I hope? Xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi All....last cleaned a window a week ago

Hello

Was it one window or a few?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening all! Ohh one fact about me once I walked 2 cheetahs, they chased a baby gazelle which I had to go rescue and return to its mother. True story "

You walked them?

With leads?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx"

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurker and new to forum's pretty much .am half asleep today as well haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening all! Ohh one fact about me once I walked 2 cheetahs, they chased a baby gazelle which I had to go rescue and return to its mother. True story

You walked them?

With leads?

No leads, they were rescues so we’re semi tame and good re call x they have been used in many docs seeing cheetah behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did 4 velux windows....must get the ground floor done this week.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker and new to forum's pretty much .am half asleep today as well haha "

Welcome sleepyhead.

Are you enjoying it?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening all! Ohh one fact about me once I walked 2 cheetahs, they chased a baby gazelle which I had to go rescue and return to its mother. True story

You walked them?

With leads?

No leads, they were rescues so we’re semi tame and good re call x they have been used in many docs seeing cheetah behaviour "

Awwwww! Except they still have the natural gazelle chasing behaviour.... that's awesome!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did 4 velux windows....must get the ground floor done this week.

2 questions.....

1) will you be dressed like in your profile picture?

2) can I come and watch please? Obviously from a research point of view.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker and new to forum's pretty much .am half asleep today as well haha

Welcome sleepyhead.

Are you enjoying it?"

Yeah seems like a good and love meeting different people

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker and new to forum's pretty much .am half asleep today as well haha

Welcome sleepyhead.

Are you enjoying it?

Yeah seems like a good and love meeting different people

It can be a great place to while away some time certainly! And as Mrs Racer said up there somewhere, you get out what you put in! Hopefully that'll be true for you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

Ooooooooh this is sounding fun....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

Lurker/newbie..

Howdy folks xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did 4 velux windows....must get the ground floor done this week.

2 questions.....

1) will you be dressed like in your profile picture?

2) can I come and watch please? Obviously from a research point of view."

I suppose I’d be working up a sweat and need to cool down....

....sure.....As long as you watch out for any misses?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

Ooooooooh this is sounding fun...."

You may have to hold the ladder... some would be an interesting view

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

Lurker/newbie..

Howdy folks xx"

Hello Lady Lurker/newbie.... how you doing?

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By *ecret_mikeMan over a year ago

manchester

Love to lurk at bbws

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did 4 velux windows....must get the ground floor done this week.

2 questions.....

1) will you be dressed like in your profile picture?

2) can I come and watch please? Obviously from a research point of view.

I suppose I’d be working up a sweat and need to cool down....

....sure.....As long as you watch out for any misses?

Good call. Shirtless is the way forward. Definitely.

Um..... did I have to watch the windows? Oops

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

Ooooooooh this is sounding fun....

You may have to hold the ladder... some would be an interesting view

Gets better by the second...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did 4 velux windows....must get the ground floor done this week.

2 questions.....

1) will you be dressed like in your profile picture?

2) can I come and watch please? Obviously from a research point of view.

I suppose I’d be working up a sweat and need to cool down....

....sure.....As long as you watch out for any misses?

Good call. Shirtless is the way forward. Definitely.

Um..... did I have to watch the windows? Oops

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Love to lurk at bbws"

Welcome lurker!

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By *opelesslyHopefulMan over a year ago

Braintree

Late to the thread but helloooo! I’m new to the forums after coming back to the sight following a looong time away

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

Ooooooooh this is sounding fun....

You may have to hold the ladder... some would be an interesting view

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did 4 velux windows....must get the ground floor done this week.

2 questions.....

1) will you be dressed like in your profile picture?

2) can I come and watch please? Obviously from a research point of view.

I suppose I’d be working up a sweat and need to cool down....

....sure.....As long as you watch out for any misses?

Good call. Shirtless is the way forward. Definitely.

Um..... did I have to watch the windows? Oops

Although I guess I could check them out as well. I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurker here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Late to the thread but helloooo! I’m new to the forums after coming back to the sight following a looong time away"

Never too late to the thread!

Hello returner! Did you enjoy your break? And welcome to the forums!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

Ooooooooh this is sounding fun....

You may have to hold the ladder... some would be an interesting view

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol "

My neighbours won't care...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here "

Hey lurker.... and fairly new as well!

How are you finding the fora?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Dunno if I’m new or a lurker but hi!

Used to be a window cleaner but haven’t done one in anger for years.

Happy to answer any other questions! Nice to meet you all xx

If you feel the need to do one again I've a few that could do with a polish

I could whip out my chamois again... I have very reasonable rates

I have no money.... how about a trade?

I was hoping you’d say that... I am open to offers and inbox is open

Will you be dressed as in your profile picture?

That can be part of the deal

Ooooooooh this is sounding fun....

You may have to hold the ladder... some would be an interesting view

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

Lurker/newbie..

Howdy folks xx

Hello Lady Lurker/newbie.... how you doing?

I'm good thank you lovely..

Just having a perv.. As you do..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

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By *ountrylad19Man over a year ago

travel all over with work x

Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi!

Just realised it's been a while and we've got a whole new bunch of newbies on the forum, and likely a lot of new lurkers.

So hello to y'all. Come say hi. Pull up a chair and get stuck in. Tell us all something about you. Anything. Like, when was the last time you cleaned a window?

(I'm out of original questions. Feel free to give us something more interesting)

Lurker/newbie..

Howdy folks xx

Hello Lady Lurker/newbie.... how you doing?

I'm good thank you lovely..

Just having a perv.. As you do..

It's one of the finest ways to spend time in my view

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Ahh.... another unlucky one!

Just make sure you balance properly.... and that's good advice for 3 legged chairs, the fora and the world in general....

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Watch out for this one, he's trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurker here, hi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x

I did notice. UFC treated you well I hope? Xx"

Ha ha yes then had a long lay in yesterday beautiful x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Watch out for this one, he's trouble

You say that about all of them!

You're usually right though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

relative newbie here - been involved in a few threads over the last week or so and enjoyed getting to know a few people... looking forward to meeting a few more too.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here, hi

Hi lurker! Come play!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x

I did notice. UFC treated you well I hope? Xx

Ha ha yes then had a long lay in yesterday beautiful x "

Not here you didn't

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome Newbies & Lurkers to the fab forums

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"relative newbie here - been involved in a few threads over the last week or so and enjoyed getting to know a few people... looking forward to meeting a few more too."

It's been a pleasure having you about the place. Dig in and stay maybe.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x"

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

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By *ountrylad19Man over a year ago

travel all over with work x

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Watch out for this one, he's trouble

You say that about all of them!

You're usually right though

What can I say! Maybe it’s my fault for always falling off the chairs

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By *ickJMan over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Hello! I'm a newbie.

I last cleaned a window a few months ago when I moved into my new house (fully separated now!)

Something interesting about me (I hope): I'm a keen scuba diver and will soon be a fully fledged scuba instructor (If I pass my practical exam in May)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Welcome Newbies & Lurkers to the fab forums

^^ he's lovely. And all sexy

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By *h said AliceWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Long time lurker & thread killer!! Let's how it goes this time!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Watch out for this one, he's trouble

You say that about all of them!

You're usually right though

What can I say! Maybe it’s my fault for always falling off the chairs

Ever fallen off a toilet?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*"

Just the windows or....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello! I'm a newbie.

I last cleaned a window a few months ago when I moved into my new house (fully separated now!)

Something interesting about me (I hope): I'm a keen scuba diver and will soon be a fully fledged scuba instructor (If I pass my practical exam in May)"

Ooooh that's interesting! Ever done Lundy?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Long time lurker & thread killer!! Let's how it goes this time!!

Ah ha! As a long time lurker you must know I never let anyone else kill a thread I started!!

Hiya! *waves*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

Just the windows or....

Well.... we are doing a trade

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

Just the windows or....

Well.... we are doing a trade

So what’s the payment method on offer...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x

I did notice. UFC treated you well I hope? Xx

Ha ha yes then had a long lay in yesterday beautiful x

Not here you didn't

Awww sorry next time I make shour not to because ur so worth it I would movie heaven and earth for you x

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By *ickJMan over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Hello! I'm a newbie.

I last cleaned a window a few months ago when I moved into my new house (fully separated now!)

Something interesting about me (I hope): I'm a keen scuba diver and will soon be a fully fledged scuba instructor (If I pass my practical exam in May)

Ooooh that's interesting!

Ever done Lundy?"

Not Lundy yet - it is on my 'to do' list. I did Scapa Flow last year, which was brilliant!

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By *ountrylad19Man over a year ago

travel all over with work x

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Watch out for this one, he's trouble

You say that about all of them!

You're usually right though

What can I say! Maybe it’s my fault for always falling off the chairs

Ever fallen off a toilet?

Not yet

Always time haha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

Just the windows or....

Well.... we are doing a trade

So what’s the payment method on offer...

I make great cookies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x

I did notice. UFC treated you well I hope? Xx

Ha ha yes then had a long lay in yesterday beautiful x

Not here you didn't

Awww sorry next time I make shour not to because ur so worth it I would movie heaven and earth for you x"

Come snuggle then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello! I'm a newbie.

I last cleaned a window a few months ago when I moved into my new house (fully separated now!)

Something interesting about me (I hope): I'm a keen scuba diver and will soon be a fully fledged scuba instructor (If I pass my practical exam in May)

Ooooh that's interesting!

Ever done Lundy?

Not Lundy yet - it is on my 'to do' list. I did Scapa Flow last year, which was brilliant!"

Several of my friends are divers, they love Scapa. And Lundy is amazing if you do get the chance, so they tell me. I no longer sell Lundy dive trips but I know a man who does lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey all! Chair pulled in and knowing my luck it’s only got 3 legs

Watch out for this one, he's trouble

You say that about all of them!

You're usually right though

What can I say! Maybe it’s my fault for always falling off the chairs

Ever fallen off a toilet?

Not yet

Always time haha"

I advise against it.... I did it a few days ago. Well, technically I just missed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello I am not new or a lurker but I will take this opportunity to pull up a chair and tell nsp that she is such a beautiful careing woman that I am head over heels for x

Oh you

Been Mia for a couple off days so thought I would take the opportunity to falter you once again x

I did notice. UFC treated you well I hope? Xx

Ha ha yes then had a long lay in yesterday beautiful x

Not here you didn't

Awww sorry next time I make shour not to because ur so worth it I would movie heaven and earth for you x

Come snuggle then

Ooo I will when things go back to normal and I can fix the transport device don’t worry about that beautiful x

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m kinda new again

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

Just the windows or....

Well.... we are doing a trade

So what’s the payment method on offer...

I make great cookies

And a cuppa to go with? Xx

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m kinda new again

Hi new oldie

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Used to post a lot in the forums but then lost interest and tend to pop in every now an then so guess now qualify as a lurker.

Oh and as for the windows our window cleaner last did them a month ago he due in the next couple of days.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

Just the windows or....

Well.... we are doing a trade

So what’s the payment method on offer...

I make great cookies

And a cuppa to go with? Xx"

Always.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’m kinda new again

Hi new oldie

Hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Used to post a lot in the forums but then lost interest and tend to pop in every now an then so guess now qualify as a lurker.

Oh and as for the windows our window cleaner last did them a month ago he due in the next couple of days."

I recall you.... in the pre lurker days! Hi

I used to have a window cleaner *sigh*

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Gets better by the second...

Not sure your neighbours would agree lol

My neighbours won't care...

That’s good. Neither do I to be honest as long as I make my customers happy and satisfied

Well happiness and satisfaction are the way forward.....

I aim to please... as you’ll find out

Oooh promises promises

One I’d like to keep x

I'm sure my windows will still need a run down after the plague....

*rub down*

Just the windows or....

Well.... we are doing a trade

So what’s the payment method on offer...

I make great cookies

And a cuppa to go with? Xx

Always.....

Sounds like a perfect afternoon x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m kinda new again

Hi new oldie

Hello

Nice to see you... did you have a nice break?

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

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By *h said AliceWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Long time lurker & thread killer!! Let's how it goes this time!!

Ah ha! As a long time lurker you must know I never let anyone else kill a thread I started!!

Hiya! *waves*"

Hi!! Phew, maybe my forum curse has been broken?!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Long time lurker & thread killer!! Let's how it goes this time!!

Ah ha! As a long time lurker you must know I never let anyone else kill a thread I started!!

Hiya! *waves*

Hi!! Phew, maybe my forum curse has been broken?!!"

Stick with me.... I'll steal the curse!

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!"

Pull the other one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

Pull the other one

Has it bells on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relative newbie have posted on a few of the threads

Fact I've never seen Game of Thrones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*lurks*

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hi bit of a newbie posted last few days. Like the fun of forums. Love ladies looking at my profile and giving me thumbs up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi bit of a newbie posted last few days. Like the fun of forums. Love ladies looking at my profile and giving me thumbs up x "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*lurks*"

*Chases with a water pistol*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Relative newbie have posted on a few of the threads

Fact I've never seen Game of Thrones!

I've never seen it either

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

Pull the other one

Has it bells on?

And something for you to place your lips on and blow

*whistles*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Relative newbie have posted on a few of the threads

Fact I've never seen Game of Thrones!

Hey relative newbie!

I saw a bit of the first season because Sean Bean.... but that's all.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*lurks*"

Spotted you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*lurks*

Spotted you!

Dammit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi bit of a newbie posted last few days. Like the fun of forums. Love ladies looking at my profile and giving me thumbs up x "

Have both thumbs up from me

Welcome to the fun of the fora

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

Pull the other one

Has it bells on?

And something for you to place your lips on and blow

*whistles*"

You know if you're blowing..... you're doing it wrong?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*lurks*

Spotted you!

Dammit

I'm observant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m just lurkin and pervin

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just lurkin and pervin

Oooh hello.... I'm perving too now....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just lurkin and pervin

Oooh hello.... I'm perving too now....

Just for you I shall add more pics

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just lurkin and pervin

Oooh hello.... I'm perving too now....

Just for you I shall add more pics

You are just too kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just lurkin and pervin

Oooh hello.... I'm perving too now....

Just for you I shall add more pics

You are just too kind

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hallo one and all. Kinda a newbie, but flitted in and out in the past without really contributing much.

The boredom of lockdown has brought me back again as in desperate need of some fun and excitement.

Lil bit about me, I'm a music producer when the mood takes me, part Italian/American and I'm 6ft on the dot for those interested to know lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Hey Posh! Hey Cindi!

Hi newbies/lurkers/returners.

I'm Red. I'm cheeky & flirty & I love to perve at you gorgeous people in the shower.

And if you have a nice botty, well I'll damn well fab it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hallo one and all. Kinda a newbie, but flitted in and out in the past without really contributing much.

The boredom of lockdown has brought me back again as in desperate need of some fun and excitement.

Lil bit about me, I'm a music producer when the mood takes me, part Italian/American and I'm 6ft on the dot for those interested to know lol"

What music do you produce?

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Thanks 4 the thumbs up .BTW don't mind bien called fresh meat by the ladies or eye candy lol x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just lurkin and pervin

Oooh hello.... I'm perving too now....

Just for you I shall add more pics

You are just too kind

I aim to please

You have excellent aim so far

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hallo one and all. Kinda a newbie, but flitted in and out in the past without really contributing much.

The boredom of lockdown has brought me back again as in desperate need of some fun and excitement.

Lil bit about me, I'm a music producer when the mood takes me, part Italian/American and I'm 6ft on the dot for those interested to know lol"

Hiya kinda newbie. Fun and excitement is our middle name here in the Lounge....

Which parts are Italian and which American?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

Has to be the ghost one. They don't exist "

Seeing is believing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Posh! Hey Cindi!

Hi newbies/lurkers/returners.

I'm Red. I'm cheeky & flirty & I love to perve at you gorgeous people in the shower.

And if you have a nice botty, well I'll damn well fab it!

^^ she's a pervert

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey Posh! Hey Cindi!

Hi newbies/lurkers/returners.

I'm Red. I'm cheeky & flirty & I love to perve at you gorgeous people in the shower.

And if you have a nice botty, well I'll damn well fab it!

^^ she's a pervert"

Takes one to know one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thanks 4 the thumbs up .BTW don't mind bien called fresh meat by the ladies or eye candy lol x "

Eye candy about covers it.

Your 1st Dec picture by the table is delicious!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Relative Forum newbie, since Christmas when I had a week off.

I got my first Covid vaccine today (I work in healthcare).

I once saw a ghost.

I have a sexual fetish involving Pot Noodles.

One of those things is a Fab fib

Has to be the ghost one. They don't exist

Seeing is believing

Very true....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Posh! Hey Cindi!

Hi newbies/lurkers/returners.

I'm Red. I'm cheeky & flirty & I love to perve at you gorgeous people in the shower.

And if you have a nice botty, well I'll damn well fab it!

^^ she's a pervert

Takes one to know one

^^ she's not wrong there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Posh! Hey Cindi!

Hi newbies/lurkers/returners.

I'm Red. I'm cheeky & flirty & I love to perve at you gorgeous people in the shower.

And if you have a nice botty, well I'll damn well fab it!

She likes to spank them also

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

Pull the other one

Has it bells on?

And something for you to place your lips on and blow

*whistles*

You know if you're blowing..... you're doing it wrong?!

I don’t know..... I’m still learning

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By *iggy5Man over a year ago

Northamptonshire

So, I'm new here too.

I've done a lot of filming. Professionally.

I've filmed all sorts of stuff.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

Pull the other one

Has it bells on?

And something for you to place your lips on and blow

*whistles*

You know if you're blowing..... you're doing it wrong?!

I don’t know..... I’m still learning

Do you need teaching?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey Posh! Hey Cindi!

Hi newbies/lurkers/returners.

I'm Red. I'm cheeky & flirty & I love to perve at you gorgeous people in the shower.

And if you have a nice botty, well I'll damn well fab it!

She likes to spank them also

And lick them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kinda sorta somewhat lurkers (love the drama...but also the nice stories too!) and part-time ‘would you kiss/avoid repliers here!!

All we can say is stay safe and may we all snog the faces off each other as soon as it’s safe to do so!!!xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thanks 4 the thumbs up .BTW don't mind bien called fresh meat by the ladies or eye candy lol x

Eye candy about covers it.

Your 1st Dec picture by the table is delicious!"

Isn't it just.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So, I'm new here too.

I've done a lot of filming. Professionally.

I've filmed all sorts of stuff."

Welcome newbie!

Have you ever filmed a hamster running in a wheel?

Ooooh or an icicle forming?

I'm basically trying to think completely random....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Hi I’m new

About as new as I am!

I think ‘fresh meat’ is the term you’re looking for

I like fresh meat

If any of the fresh meat on this thread takes your fancy, let me know and I’ll put in a good word. I’m nice like that

Aww thanks..... I need all the help I can get

It's good that you know that!

Pull the other one

Has it bells on?

And something for you to place your lips on and blow

*whistles*

You know if you're blowing..... you're doing it wrong?!

I don’t know..... I’m still learning

Do you need teaching?

I might be the market for a willing tutor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi all. Jenny and john here. We are not newbies to the scene but are newbies as a "real" cpl. Jenny is lovely and grounded and laughs at silly jokes i on the other had have a sick sense of humour as in id laugh if you fell over before helping you up like the good guy i am we are both chilled people who love to meet and make friends and hope to meet a good few of you at the clubs or socials when this virus has calmed down. Well thats us J&J

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No Wonko....

I win

Thanks to all the newbies and lurkers who introduced themselves here tonight.

Jump in, have fun, and remember, the forum can be a place to meet some fantastic people!

And I'll be happily accepting the offered pictures, taking up the request of becoming a tutor and arranging the window cleaning.... the last two after the plague of course

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