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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean...if you're on the bottom youre basically just on a bed.
Plus if youre on the bottom youre getting farted on alk night.
Oh...actually..does fart gas rise or sink?
Who gets farted on in a bunk bed top or bottom?
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
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Bottom... You can kick the top and annoy the hell out of them and there's nothing they can do. Although... If they were snidey enough they may counterattack with flicking bogies down at you. You're screwed then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Top, cause often I wake up with a jolt when I thought of a wry observation about life and it gives me an inspiration for a song lyric or an incredibly original thread idea. |
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"Bottom... You can kick the top and annoy the hell out of them and there's nothing they can do. Although... If they were snidey enough they may counterattack with flicking bogies down at you. You're screwed then. "
That made me laugh, I used to lay on the bottom bunk and kick the top bunk 
But then my sis would unhook the ladder and swing it at me!
Had to make our own fun in those days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Probably bottom now. Last time I slept in a top bunk it was in my parents’ touring caravan. I was 11. It was a hammock type.Two poles with a man made fabric plastic mesh type sheet across them. My cousin had come on holiday to Wales with us. He was in the bottom bunk. At age 11 I was quite tall for my age and only a couple of inches shorter than I am now albeit I probably weighed about 7 stones less.
Anyway halfway through the night I heard this noise like a tent being unzipped. I thought it was strange given we were in a caravan and dropped off back to sleep. Next thing I know I am lying face down on top of my cousin with him yelling and screaming. As I landed in him not only did I butt his nose and blood was streaming from it but also my knee had gone straight into his bollocks. I was shocked but ok. The next day my Dad got me a tent so I could sleep in that instead. |
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