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What’s the worst thing you have said to someone or have had said to you during sex?"
I'm going to do a cover version with Nicole Kidman. |
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"I’m getting tired are not you gonna cum or what?
And someone trying to takes dirty but he used the correct terms likes breasts, vagina and penis was proper cringey"
Ha, vanilla people often do that I find. |
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I do this all the time.
I have lost count od the number of conversations I have had with people on here where I have fucked up by saying something or trying to make a joke |
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First time with a new bloke (it was great, incidentally) lying afterwards still having aftershocks and he slapped my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".
Thankfully he read me right as I found it really funny, but he had some big brass bollocks to say it as it could've gone very wrong indeed. |
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"I do this all the time.
I have lost count od the number of conversations I have had with people on here where I have fucked up by saying something or trying to make a joke "
I was with an ex and earlier in the evening we'd been talking about people you couldn't bring yourself to have sex with for any amount of money.
He'd not been able to find anyone who was an absolute no for me, but after we'd gone to bed, just as he was getting into his stride I had a brainwave and shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!!".
Yea, he lost his erection for a little while but it was worth it as we lay there crying laughing.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever shouted during sex and the memory still makes us both laugh. Every once in a while I get a WhatsApp from him just saying Arlene Foster and it makes me giggle. |
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"First time with a new bloke (it was great, incidentally) lying afterwards still having aftershocks and he slapped my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".
Thankfully he read me right as I found it really funny, but he had some big brass bollocks to say it as it could've gone very wrong indeed."
That’s hilarious |
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"I’m getting tired are not you gonna cum or what?
And someone trying to takes dirty but he used the correct terms likes breasts, vagina and penis was proper cringey"
Oh yes! Making my minge cringe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do this all the time.
I have lost count od the number of conversations I have had with people on here where I have fucked up by saying something or trying to make a joke
I was with an ex and earlier in the evening we'd been talking about people you couldn't bring yourself to have sex with for any amount of money.
He'd not been able to find anyone who was an absolute no for me, but after we'd gone to bed, just as he was getting into his stride I had a brainwave and shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!!".
Yea, he lost his erection for a little while but it was worth it as we lay there crying laughing.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever shouted during sex and the memory still makes us both laugh. Every once in a while I get a WhatsApp from him just saying Arlene Foster and it makes me giggle."
Fantastic! |
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