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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest   "
Knock on their door and ask if you can join in, I'm sure their couldn't refuse such an attractive woman as your good self. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x"
I am so conscientious about noise! I watch everything on silent and even pull my bed into the middle of the room when I know it's getting some action ha! More fool me  . Good luck to them, I'm just being bitter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they stop, bang on the wall and shout "hey! I haven't finished yet!"
Come on. We are in this together ! "
Exactly.
Who needs porn with this stuff going on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest
Sorry I'll try keep it down "
I mean, if you wouldn't mind Bert. Some of us are going cold turkey here ! |
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"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x
I am so conscientious about noise! I watch everything on silent and even pull my bed into the middle of the room when I know it's getting some action ha! More fool me . Good luck to them, I'm just being bitter "
Come on
Just admit it that you want it now as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest
Sorry I'll try keep it down
I mean, if you wouldn't mind Bert. Some of us are going cold turkey here ! "
Poor Albert |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Turn up some porn on tv, maybe ya'll can have a competition lol x
I am so conscientious about noise! I watch everything on silent and even pull my bed into the middle of the room when I know it's getting some action ha! More fool me . Good luck to them, I'm just being bitter
Come on
Just admit it that you want it now as well "
You got me. I kept that so well under wraps too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should have went upstairs, knocked on door and when they answered declared 'Could you keep it down please I'm trying to finger myself and can't concentrate'.
Then went home. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"My upstairs neighbours are having the noisiest sex right now. I'm really happy for them. Honest
Knock on their door and ask if you can join in, I'm sure their couldn't refuse such an attractive woman as your good self."
Done this. Worked out very well. |
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