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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What should you never do naked?

Make them silly please

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Juggle chainsaws

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Work zoom call

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Fry sausages x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Light fireworks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cactus leapfrogging

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Sit on a porcupine

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Ironing.. that steam gets you in all the places..

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Turn up at work.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

Install loft insulation. Itchy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Run through a nunnery

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hurdles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pick the kids up from school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attend parents evening.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Attend church

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Conduct an orchestra.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Squats

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Squats

I can think of one acceptable situation.

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By *otPrinceHarryMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Sit as a High Court judge.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Fry sausages x"

Or bacon...ouch

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By *un-adventurousMan over a year ago

winchester

Meet the girlfriend mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to shops

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Use a meat cleaver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Climb a barbed wire fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Visit a friend in prison

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Job interview

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Squats

I can think of one acceptable situation. "

To be fair I did once have a fine young man show me naked squats with a massive erection

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Dance in flip flops

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Squats

I can think of one acceptable situation.

To be fair I did once have a fine young man show me naked squats with a massive erection

That makes two acceptable situations then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Swim with leaches

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Walk through a field of nettles

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By *rojan23Man over a year ago

neverland

"Install loft insulation. Itchy. "

??????oof

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Teh sexor

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Kettle bell class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Operate a miniature guillotine

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Poke a hornets nest..

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

Set fire to parliament

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What should you never do naked?

Make them silly please

Does this include a mask?

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By *ere4areasonMan over a year ago

leicester and Hove

Turn up to court for your indecent exposure hearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What should you never do naked?

Make them silly please

Does this include a mask?"

It's pre Covid scenarios

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Epsom

Run a puppy daycare

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Play with sparklers

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Clean the windows!

Jo.Xx

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

Welding.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Clean the windows!

Jo.Xx "

My neighbour does this

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Turn up to court for your indecent exposure hearing"

Ha ha like that one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Slide down a bannister

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Pop to the pub

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

Cut tiger bread

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Clean the windows!

Jo.Xx

My neighbour does this

I wouldn't do it from home.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Torment a tiger

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By *ere4areasonMan over a year ago

leicester and Hove

"Turn up to court for your indecent exposure hearing

Ha ha like that one x"

The judge didn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What should you never do naked?

Make them silly please

Does this include a mask?

It's pre Covid scenarios

Aha, in that case it would be buy a kitten

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Yup. Ditto on the ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Attend parents evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Operate a hydraulic press

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Run a marathon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand in front of Cindy

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Fry an egg

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

Alligator wrestling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Traffic warden

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Welding, sand blasting, working in Iceland's workhouse and fly fishing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Firefighting..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bee keeper

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Dancing on ice contestant

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

Sunbathing with factor 15 and the entire noon day sun

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By *ere4areasonMan over a year ago

leicester and Hove

"Sunbathing with factor 15 and the entire noon day sun"

This happened to you didn't it Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be a doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taekwando

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

"Sunbathing with factor 15 and the entire noon day sun

This happened to you didn't it Haha"

I got a belting all over tan but I couldn't wear pants for a week!

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Sit with a cat with its claws out on your lap.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Swim in a pond that has snapping turtles in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go trampolining

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Make snow angels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snow boarding

Garden Party with the Queen

General farming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lion tamer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to a funeral

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Horse riding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Horse riding"

Unless you are Vladimir Putin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horse riding"

Beat me to it! Was just about to type show jump or polo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Run through a nunnery

Ermmm I may have done this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make snow angels "

I've done this! Warming up was fun

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

Colchester

Roller skating or ice skating

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stand next to Boris and say "next slide please"

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

Eat a banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Play strip poker

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Deep fry Mars Bars

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

Take a flight .....

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By *all me FlikWoman over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Throw a log on the fire

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By *axx82Man over a year ago

Gloucester

"Work zoom call"

Zoom new job interview

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Go to a care home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex. Nightie slightly hitched is perfectly adequate thank you very much.

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By *ere4areasonMan over a year ago

leicester and Hove

"Sunbathing with factor 15 and the entire noon day sun

This happened to you didn't it Haha

I got a belting all over tan but I couldn't wear pants for a week!"

Pants are overrated, a cracking tan is not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go paintballing x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jumping jacks, I'd end up winding myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a bbq

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Change a streetlight bulb

Wing walk

Attend your mortician job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go paintballing x"

Presidential inauguration

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Service a running jet engine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try to tighten your fan belt

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Ironing could be quite dangerous

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By *aul happyMan over a year ago

tilgate crawley

practise high jumping over barb-wire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Parachute jump

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Ride a polar bear whilst on your period

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

"Sunbathing with factor 15 and the entire noon day sun

This happened to you didn't it Haha

I got a belting all over tan but I couldn't wear pants for a week!

Pants are overrated, a cracking tan is not

I wish I still had that tan!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cricket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Visiting family

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By *RF12Couple over a year ago

Colchester

Conduct an interview with Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ride a polar bear whilst on your period "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visiting family

Family portrait

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Playfight with your dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex dont do sex naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was gonna say play twister but.......

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Parachute jump"

There a vid on tube you of a woman doing a naked sky dive. It's hilarious when the wind catches her...wind flaps lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer the door to Jehovah's witnesses

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Parachute jump

There a vid on tube you of a woman doing a naked sky dive. It's hilarious when the wind catches her...wind flaps lol"

No fekkin way hahaha

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By *ountrylad19Man over a year ago

travel all over with work x

Go shopping!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with a tazer

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Answer the door to Jehovah's witnesses

Works a treat, I've been Watchtower free for years now

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Pole vaulting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sing in a church choir

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Motocross

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The javelin

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By *ere4areasonMan over a year ago

leicester and Hove

"Sunbathing with factor 15 and the entire noon day sun

This happened to you didn't it Haha

I got a belting all over tan but I couldn't wear pants for a week!

Pants are overrated, a cracking tan is not

I wish I still had that tan!"

I'm sure it looked amazing. I'm lucky to carry my tan all year round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bomb disposal specialist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a pencil sharpener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feed piranhas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hedgehog farmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Slam a bottom cupboard door shut

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Weatherman

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Round up a flock of geese.

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By *igR33Man over a year ago

Lerwick

Clean the bathroom.... it’s fecking sore when your arse hits the heated towel rail

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Work team bonding exercises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard sheep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swim with shark's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Work in a chippy

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Town Crier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work in a chippy

Or a butchers

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By *igR33Man over a year ago

Lerwick

"Work team bonding exercises"

I don’t know, naked team bonding might me ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Work in a chippy

Or a butchers "

Start a #MFM movement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work in a chippy

Or a butchers

Start a #MFM movement

To late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work with super glue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use an angle grinder or weld... Sparks will fly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a blender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Operate a flymo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a wood chipper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the bins out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dice chilli's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sit on Santa's lap as he asks what you want for Xmas

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

Sawing wood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit on Santa's lap as he asks what you want for Xmas "

Feed the reindeer

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Iron when you're 6 months pregnant!

Jo.Xx

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

Work in a cold storage facility.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Climb Everest

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Getting rid of stinging nettle in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Getting rid of stinging nettle in the garden."

Or you could do what they did on Jackass, they ran through a field of nettles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Operate a paper shredder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get knighted by the queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with a tesla coil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Milk cows

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Testify in court

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn up to Antiques Roadshow, plonk your nob on the experts table saying I think it's over 40 years old. How much will I get?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slide down a fireman's pole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Turn up at book club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on a fire ant nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sit on a fire ant nest "

Trying to be the thread killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit on a fire ant nest

Trying to be the thread killer

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play conkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Serve spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Set bear traps

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By *erry2017ukMan over a year ago

Mazarron Spain

Swimming with puranas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catch crocodiles

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Teach a yoga class.

Teach ANY class, to be fair...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Walk the dog

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Get married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working from home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank you for playing Don't Do it Naked.

You guys make me laugh.

Love you all

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