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Women's breasts go through 3 stages. When young they are like melons, round and firm. Then they turn to pears, a little softer with a tiny droop. Finally they are like onions, they make you cry.
On the other hand a man's penis starts off like a mighty oak, firm and strong. It then turns into a birch tree, a bit softer and more flexible. Finally it ends up like a Christmas tree. Good for just once a year, dead from the roots and the balls are just for decoration! |
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Anybody find this funny? I thought we all needed cheering up in lockdown. Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum. |
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"Women's breasts go through 3 stages. When young they are like melons, round and firm. Then they turn to pears, a little softer with a tiny droop. Finally they are like onions, they make you cry.
On the other hand a man's penis starts off like a mighty oak, firm and strong. It then turns into a birch tree, a bit softer and more flexible. Finally it ends up like a Christmas tree. Good for just once a year, dead from the roots and the balls are just for decoration! "
 lmao! I love my onions ! X |
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"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.
Ooooo that!
Do that!
Please!
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Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice? |
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"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.
Ooooo that!
Do that!
Please!
Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?"
What did you have in mind? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.
Ooooo that!
Do that!
Please!
Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?
What did you have in mind? "
I'm open to suggestions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about a christmas tree 
Up his bum?"
There's a brown one on the front garden waiting for the council to collect it. I might have to shake the spiders off first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women's breasts go through 3 stages. When young they are like melons, round and firm. Then they turn to pears, a little softer with a tiny droop. Finally they are like onions, they make you cry.
On the other hand a man's penis starts off like a mighty oak, firm and strong. It then turns into a birch tree, a bit softer and more flexible. Finally it ends up like a Christmas tree. Good for just once a year, dead from the roots and the balls are just for decoration!
lmao! I love my onions ! X"
So do I. |
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"Don't make me resort to posting the photo me inserting a rubber chicken up my bum.
Ooooo that!
Do that!
Please!
Is it just rubber chickens or will other novelty items suffice?
What did you have in mind?
I'm open to suggestions."
This is a dangerous game.
I dont think you know me very well    |
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